Cloppery inbound; short story: Vespi gets raped and Slender man wants his 20 dowwah

-Vespi

“Are you serious?” Dan asked; of all the people I trusted with such a dangerous secret it was either Dan or Nico. But Nico was directing the guard at the moment so the only person I could vent to was Dan.

“Yup; what should I do?” I asked; Dan didn’t seem too sympathetic sadly, he seemed more anxious to spread the idea like wildfire. Which would probably get Dan killed, me raped, and god knows what to Rarity.

“I’m going to go tell Tyler” Dan said; I instantly grabbed him by the hoof

“Fine but, let me tell them. Meet me outside in 10 minutes.”

***

“You got to be kidding me” Mike said; I don’t really know what hell I just broke loose. All I know is that I now have 6 friends and a Silver Shield who know this gossip.

“You guys cannot tell ANY PONY” I warned “NO ONE CAN KNOW!”

“Why?” Tyler asked

“Because she can apparently read minds” I said “If it hits the fan she is bringing us down with her. She is going to end up telling every pony what happened…”

Everyone looked stunned; I had the feeling that something like this would be a critical blow against us.

“Wait umm, what happened?” Silver Shield asked

“Don’t worry about it” Mike said

“Wait, WAIT GUYS!” Ayan screamed “I got an idea!”

We all turned to Ayan

“What?” I asked

“Okay here is the plan” Ayan began “Let’s have Silver Shield begin calling her Princess Molestia behind her back; then we get every pony to do it. Eventually she will get pissed and…”

“Ayan what the hell would this do?” Conor asked

“I don’t know; I thought it would like solver everything” Ayan said; flipping his mane

“Congrats Ayan; you officially have the IQ of a dolphin” I said; some of the guys laughed but frankly it wasn’t a joke.

“I don’t know what to tell you” Nico said “If I had to, confront her and talk it over with her. That is the only way I can think of to solve this entire thing without ruining everything.”

Frankly that sounded like a retarded idea; but then again Nico was the head of the guard. I guess I could try and talk it over with her.

“Fine” I mumbled “But no pony here can tell ANY PONY!”

“Can I tell my pet gerbil?” Ayan asked

“NO” I barked; everyone gave some sort of approval.

“Well good luck with your talk Vespi” Nico said “I think I should be heading back myself in like 5 minutes”

“Yea me too” Conor responded

“Same” Mike said “That mix table doesn’t work itself”

“Okay guys; if you think so I’ll go talk to her about it” I said; just the thought of coming near the princess made me cringe. But if my friends thought it was the best route then I guess I couldn’t lie.

“Yea I would” Tyler said “I’d carry a Taser or something though”

“I don’t think Tasers work on the princess” Nico responded; the joke did calm me down a little; but not as much as I would of wanted.

I began to head out of the courtyard now; my will steeled by my friend’s advice. I began to head to the princesses private chamber (The same one I was almost molested in) expecting her in there. Fortunately she wasn’t in there; after several times knocking I gave up and walked to her primary bed chamber. I was relieved mainly because it gave me some more time to form a speech for the princess. I also ran back to my room (Thank god Rarity wasn’t there) and got dressed up in my uniform. It might be useful.

After a 10 minute walk I finally reached her personal chamber; sadly outside were 2 solemn guards. Each was standing on either side of the door, it would be nearly impossible to get by them without having them alerted. If only I played the stealth missions on Assassins Creed.

I then realized I was in the guard (Thank god I wore my uniform!); I could just say that it’s my turn for guard duty. That actually seemed to work. I chose to walk right up to them and just use that tactic.

“Sup guys” I said “It is my turn for guard duty you guys are dismissed” The 2 guards looked at each other confused

“You need 2 guards to guard the princess’s door” The older one said

“Also we don’t get off for break for another half an hour” The younger one chirped in

“Don’t worry about my friend he is in the bathroom” I said “You guys have fun, I have nothing to do for half an hour.”

The 2 guards looked at each other for a moment before heading down the hall I had just came from. I stood there, mimicking them until they got out of my line of sight. From there I took a deep breath and thought everything out in my head.

I would need to talk to the same princess who almost molested me before. I need to convince Princess Celestia (Or Molestia) to not molest me, but rather Mike, or Tyler or Nico!

I took one last deep breath and opened the door. I was relieved for a split second to see that the first room was more of a foyer, no pony was in there. Sadly there was a bedroom somewhere around, I could hear music from another room. I cautiously walked into the next room which served as a living room of some sort. I could see the lights were on in the next room; that was the same room where the music was coming from as well. I took a final deep breath and creaked open the door.

“Princess are you in there?” I asked, for a moment I felt like just running off. Maybe she wouldn’t know I told any pony else…

“I know you told your friends now get your ass in here” The Princess ordered in a sweet voice. I let out a sigh that was right she could read minds, apparently through walls too.

I opened the door and there she was, Princess Molestia herself sitting on her bed, a glass of champagne in her hoof and “I can’t tell you why” by the Eagles in the background. Dam!

“Umm Princess Celestia we need to have a talk” I said

“Please call me Nicole” Princess Celestia said, taking a small sip out of her champagne

“I’d rather not” I said, I was beginning to sweat like crazy.

“I am flattered and all but you have to understand that I am married-“ I was cut short as the princess used her magic to take off my helmet.

“I’m sorry you just looked so hot” She said with a flirty giggle

“I want you to know that I’m flattered and all but I just can’t, I’m sorry.” I said; I began to open the door, only for my hoof to be knocked back and the door locked with Celestia’s magic.

“Relax” She said with another sip of her champagne “Have some of this amontillado, it is delicious”

I gave out a loud and obnoxious exhale “Fine, one drink and that is it, nothing else”

I reached out for a 2nd glass, placed on her nightstand; she didn’t try and pounce on me or anything just levitated the glass and poured me a glass. I then scurried over to the door and took a quick swig of the alcohol, had to admit it was spectacular.

“You think it is spectacular?” Celestia asked with a smile

“Kind of” I lied “So why do you want to…you know…molest me?” I actually cringed when I said that. Of all the people I feared was the princess, the same pony who could send me to the moon for 1000 years.

“I don’t know” The princess said absent mindedly swirling her half a glass of champagne “Why did you come here?”

“Because I need to talk this out with you” I said “We are both ponies and can talk this out.”

“Sure we can” Princess Celestia said “Besides if I wanted to I could let you molest me”

Wait what?

“Yes I can” She said with a giggle “I can turn any pony into a puppet.”

Really? I doubt it was the truth but…wait what the hell! I went from standing near the door, eyeing my empty glass to being mounted by Princess Celestia on her bed, my remaining armor stripped.

“See” She said with a giggle “Now for the real fun”

I tried to move, to wiggle my way out but sadly she was just too strong. Her combined weight and strange strength caused me to be pinned to the bed.

“Okay I get it you can get off of me” I said, creating a fake laugh

This didn’t help much. She dropped down to give me that same forceful kiss she had given me before; she then again reached for my privates again; causing me to jump.

“Please stop!” I yelped; not only did I feel humiliated and embarrassed and frankly I did hate myself now (Getting myself in this terrible situation and for listening to my friend’s shit advice) I was also ashamed to admit I was…

“Aroused?” The princess said, releasing the kiss. It wasn’t that I was sexually attracted to the princess it was just natural to become hard when something like this happens.

“Okay listen princess just listen for a second” I said; this was my last chance. The difference between an awkward 2nd start and getting molested

The princess for a second closed her eyes and gave out a loud exhale

“Fine I’ll give you a choice” She said “This or I eat your vas deferens”

“What is my vas deferens?” I asked, we probably talked about this in Health but 95% of the time I was distracted laughing at the word Fallopian Tube.

“You know where your urine comes from?” She asked “That place”

I looked down at my member for a second and gave a comical gulp. Last thing I wanted was my dick to be eaten off.

“I guess this is it” She said

I tried my best to turn onto my back, anything to get out of the current situation; sadly she held me down with ease. I then realized it would be nearly impossible to overpower the princess like this.

“Yea you are right” The princess said; she then crawled on her knees for a moment, bringing her mare hood right near my mouth

I gave out one last plea for help “NICO! TYLER! CONOR! DAN! MIKE! AYAN! SILVER SHIELD! JESUS! SUPER MAN! CAPTAIN PRICE! SOAP! OSAMA! MARTIN LUTHER KING! OBAMA! SLENDER MAN! EMINEM! KEITH RICHARDS! MONTY PYTHON! GIRO! MASTER CHIEF! DAVE CHAPPELE! CURTIS! OJAY SIMPSON! CAESAR! EVERY WHIGGER! RALPH NADAR! ANY PONY PLEASE HELP ME!”

We waited a moment in complete silent. Would any pony answer my plea?

“Nice try Vespi” She said; slowly inching her mare hood closer and closer to my mouth “Now serve your princess”

I thought I was officially fucked; that was until I heard the sound of loud and pompous music coming from outside. For a second Princess Celestia jumped out of her position, just enough time for me to scramble away for a second. I stood stock still as the door flew open; the music intensified, a humanoid’s silhouette was seen through the dust. Who was it? Who saved my ass? The man appeared in plain sight. He was tall, ridiculously tall. He had arms that dropped nearly to the ground and wore a nifty suit with tie. His facial expression was blank; his entire face was devoid of features; there was no mouth, no eyes, no ears, no nothing. My prayers had been answered!

“SLENDER MAN!” I screamed with a fan girlish delight. The man jumped out right in front of Celestia like a defiant warrior. He then began to dance; the music intensified to the point it nearly popped my ear drum.

“Where did…what are you…WHAT DO YOU WANT!?” Princess Celestia said

“20 DOWWAH!” He screamed; Celestia was stunned, not only did a mouth less monster beg for money but he was also dancing like a monster. Both were very powerful components to putting Celestia in a position of shock.

I could not describe the dance he did. It was a devastating display of power on his part. Fortunately I found something

showing a portion of his power:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT9r_-oHJV0

I couldn't resist

-Vespi

Of the friends, politicians, and heroes I called out for the bad guy saves me! The monster who impales kids on trees is saving me!

As Celestia was stunned by the specter’s magic I slowly began to head for the door.

I was right at the door when Celestia snapped out of her trance. She charged her magic for a moment and a green piece of paper appeared in front of you…o god no. NO!!!!

“Here you go mister” She said levitating the 20$ bill into the air. The music stopped and the man reached out with one of his disproportionally large hands to grasp the small bill.

“Thanks hoe” He said, I watched in horror as he closed the door behind him as he left, Celestia once again locked the door with her magic.

I was then even more horrified as I once again realized I was trapped under Celestia on her bed, her mare hood ever closer to my mouth.

“No more exceptions” She said with a seductive voice; without another warning she just slammed her hips into my mouth, her vagina leading the way. Eating out Celestia was the exact opposite as eating out Rarity. Rarity was cautious, always giggling, and special in her own way. Celestia just wanted the feeling, no love, none of that crap.  She was more forceful, it was basically like getting hit in the mouth with a bowling ball.

Celestia was practically sitting on my head. I could feel myself hyper ventilating. I could barely breathe, trying to move my head back as Celestia brought herself forward. I tried this for maybe 2 or 3 arduous minutes before I could barely focus. I was whether dying of rape or lack of oxygen, both at Princess Celestia’s hooves.

I finally gave up, half passed out I just stuck my tongue out just to get it over with. I didn’t have to do much else for that first dreadful minute but lay there half dead and move my tongue around a little bit. Eventually I felt Celestia’s breathing grow more acute and faster and heard moans slip out of her mouth. I finally heard her climax, she n turn then moved her mare hood down, back at the starting point.

“Was that so bad now?” She asked; I couldn’t really respond besides coughing and gasping for air.

I laid there for a couple minutes, suffering from probable brain damage from lack of oxygen. I couldn’t really focus anymore; all I could do was try and focus on the ceiling and its floral pattern. I finally felt a strange jolt and used most of my strength to sit up, or well halfway. I was chained to the bed.

“Like it?” Princess Celestia said; remounting me

I was too damn parched to even try and talk. Even after falling through a worm hole thing, getting shot at numerous times, and everything; I end up feeling most traumatized by getting molested by Nicole A.K.A. Princess Celestia.

The second I felt myself black out was the same second I felt a jolt of life course through my veins. I suddenly felt ridiculously alert, like I just sniffed cocaine or something.

“Sorry I just like that look on your face when I’m doing this to you” Celestia said “Hope you enjoy it”

How the hell was I supposed to enjoy getting molested? Unlike Rarity who was relaxed and circumspect, Princess Celestia just rammed into me, as though she was the…the stallion (Now I am humiliated, embarrassed, half dead, parched, and apparently the mare). Sadly whatever she did to me was working; I wasn’t able to black out, phase out, die or anything. I just had to lay there chained to the damn bed while getting molested.

Eventually I just gave in and did my best to deny reality at the moment. I imagined I was back on my honeymoon with Rarity, not in this cluster fuck of a situation.

Well this was going to make a good bro story…

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