Deadpool walked to Sugarcube Corner, expecting Pinkie Pie to jump out at him when he opened the door. Which didn't happen. He went upstairs, and looked in her room to see if she was asleep. He hadn't really gone in her room before, so only had a quick peek. Pinkie was sleeping on a pink bed with blue covers, and as far as he could see, the room's wallpaper was pink.

After looking, he nodded, and went into his room, to ponder recent events.

{In Ultimate Spider-Man's cartoon, Hulk was ill.}

HAH!

[The Author has been neglecting us slightly.]

I was busy.

{Someone wanted The Recluse to have a random tag.}

Ask him.

I don't know.

[Have you lost weight?]

Is that important?

[With the Black Widow, apparently it is.]

{The Author seems to have gotten more intelligent (Help us all) and is starting to assign colours to things.}

It's not bad news, is it?

[I want a dental plan.]

{There's an eyeball in 'me soup.}

[Apparently we eat soup now.]

{The Author only had time to make this a mini-episode.}

[He also remembered how much he likes the Socially Awkward Penguin meme.]

{In The Recluse, Author adapted a rip-off of you named Deathelocke.}

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What?

{There's a rip-off of you now. Deathelocke. And he wears blue. And the Author's considering adding him later as an extra head voice/important plot device.}

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