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Deadpool Vs. Equestria

by Live Light

Chapter 14: Issue #11: The Animals Are Behind It All

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DEADPOOL VS. EQUESTRIA



ISSUE 11

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Wade opened his eyes, waking up. He looked around. By now, his room was red and black, as he'd requested. He decided to get up. He got out of his date suit, so now he was only wearing his suit.

{So why is it your suit is spandex and the other Deadpool's suit is... carbofiber or something?}

[And our grammar doesn't suck that much. It perfectly fien!]

{Now you're making fun of yourself.}

He opened the door.














Suddenly, Pinkie Pie.

"Hey, Wadey!" She said cheerfully.

Wade blinked a little bit. He was still a little tired.

"Oh, hi Pinkie." He said at last.

"So I was wonde-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed, his slow-reactivity wearing off.

"Feelin' better?" Pinkie asked after he finished.

"Yeppers." He replied.

"So I was wondering, you've seen a bit of our world, so... I wanna see your world!" She requested.

"...Really." He dead-panned.

"Yeah. Is there a problem?"

"Not with me. Not sure if it's possible though.

"We should see your friend Weasel about it, shouldn't we?"

"Ah huh. Well, let's go see him."

"Yeah."

"Like, now."

"Yeah."

"Like, now, as in, let's go."

"Yeah, I agree."

"So why aren't we going?"

"I'm not sure."

"Do you wanna go?"

"Yes."

"Can you?"

"No."

"Same with me."

"Help."

"HELP."

{AUTHOR! STOP PROLONGING YOUR FICTION!}

The pencil's purrty.

{YOU'RE TYPING, DAMMIT.}

...

"Can we go now?" Pinkie asked.

FINE.

And off they went to Fluttershy's Cottage.




-----Point of View: Angel Bunny-----




Angel Bunny, Miss Rabbit, Cutie Mouse and Tim were waiting for Hyper Hamster. Fuzzy, not so much.

Fuzzy appeared first, walking through his plain door, and sitting on his chair.

"...Is anyone gonna ask me where I've been?" He asked. Angel, Miss Rabbit and Tim shook their head. Cutie Mouse didn't wish to offend him, so just didn't really react.

"Oh no..." he started to panic... "THEY'VE WIPED YOUR MEMORIES OF ME, HAVEN'T THEY!?"

"...No, Fuzzy," Angel said, "We're just not that interested."

Hyper rolled through the spinning tube that was his entrance, entering the Hedge.

"Hey, guys!"

"Oh, hello, Hyper," Miss Rabbit greeted, "Where've you been?" Fuzzy's face dead-panned.

"Been watching how Pinkie and the weirdo are doing! They went on a date!" He replied.

"WHAT!?" Angel said, rising from his seat, "ISN'T IT ENOUGH TO HAVE TWO CRAZIES!?"

"It's never enough..." Fuzzy said, shuddering.

"DONKEY." Hyper yelled.

"WHERE!?" Fuzzy shrieked.

"Thank you," Hyper said, "While you can't trouble us for 5 seconds, I just witnessed that Pinkie wishes to go to where Wadey came from!"

"WHAT!?" Angel repeated.

"That."

"..."

"U-um..." Cutie began, "Why does she want to go there? W-wouldn't it be a bit... unfamiliar?"

"I guess she wants to see other worlds," Tim theorized, "I mean, she has been rather paranoid in a happy manner lately."

"Wh.... what do you mean?" Fuzzy asked.

"She acts as if there's others watching her... and even talks to imaginary friends... more than one..."

"NO! SHE'S TALKING OF THE FOU-"

"DONKEYS!" Hyper yelled.

"SHUT UP!" Fuzzy shrieked.

Angel buried his paws in his head. Ugh... the Hedge is gonna fall apart if this keeps up...

"So, what do we do about this?" Angel asked, "I mean, judging from Deadpool's personality, and the fact he's armed... and he talks to his imaginary friends more frequently than Pinkie... his world might be similar!"

"Angel, don't feed suspicion to Fuzzy," Miss Rabbit said, "He's probably like Pinkie. One in a million."

"The only reason Fuzzy's acting more spontaneous lately is because we gave him those pills that were supposed to calm him! But SOMEONE gave him anti-sleep pills."

"Well, he did ask to keep himself safe from the Vampire Rabbits!" Hyper defended himself.

"There aren't any Vampire Rabbits! I was just testing my costume for Nightmare Night!"

"Which is tomorrow." Miss Rabbit said.

"Yes, and?"

"You could have done it tonight. Why last night?"

"...I... don't know... anyway, that's not the point, what do we do about Deadpool?"

"Well, it's not like they can actually succeed, right?" Tim theorized, "I mean, the only way they can get back is by going with that Doctor Whooves, and last I heard, he was in a different dimension, going around with that dimension's Ditzy and... said something about bringing his pen pal with him."

"Well, Pinkie said something about asking a Weasel." Hyper said.

"They're gonna ask a weasel for advice?" Angel asked, "They barely understand what we say."

"Or m-maybe..." Cutie began, "W-weasel's a c-codename f-for a f-f-friend of Wade..."

"Possible," Tim said, "Either way, we should at least track them a little to make sure nothing bad happens."

"Sounds like a plan." Angel agreed. "Anyone else agree?"

"I do," Miss Rabbit said.

"I do..." Cutie said.

"Me!" Hyper said,

"I guess." Fuzzy said.

"Well, it was my idea, so I guess I'm in." Tim said.

"Alright then...

ANGEL'S ANGELS, GO!"




"...Really, Angel?" Miss Rabbit asked.

"Oh, come on, Angel's Angels. ORIGINAL!" He defended himself.

"That suggests you're a leader," Tim said. "We're just a club."

"Hey, I can lead too! My ancestors led our clan to victory."

"And where is it now?" Fuzzy asked.

"...Shutup."

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To be continued in the next issue!

[AIIIE! DI-]

{Put him in the box.}

[The box!? You mean...]

I can't find an Image with the Box... you know, the Box Deadpool always put Blind Al in? The one with the pointy things.

Someone know an image? Anyone?

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