"Ugh."
Hi, I'm Fifty-Seven and I'm a brony. Not a very good one at that either, I can't draw, write or make music. So when I got sucked into Equestria for an adventure, I thought, as anyone would in this situation.
"What a naff, contrived, un-inspired, way to start a piece of horrible fan-fiction."
Little did I know, I was absolutely right.