After their little musical number, Spiderman and Fluttershy made their way over to Applejack's apple/weed cart.

"Howdy Spidey. Howdy Shy." Applejack greeted, "can Ah interest ya in some weed?"

Suddenly, Pinkie Pie popped out of Fluttershy's asshole and fell out facefirst onto the ground. After picking herself off the ground and shrugging off some shit particles she picked up from Flutter's ass, she turned towards Applejack. "Weed? Did you say weed?"

AJ looked at the pink party pony strangely, before writing it off as typical Pinkie shit, "why yes, Ah did."

Pinkie's eye twitched. "Weed?! WEED?! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!" she chanted as she ran down the street at speeds the would make Rainbow Dash look like a piece of shit.

"...what in tarnation?" Applejack muttered, before turning her attention back to her customers. "So do ya'll want some weed or not?"

"Lawl sure." Spiderman said, digging into his non-existent pockets for something.

"What are ya lookin for?" Applejack inquired.

"A fuck to give," our hero responded, before removing his hands from his non-existent pockets and shrugs, "it appears I don't have a single fuck to give out."

"Err... it's complimentary."

"I don't give a fuck." Spidey said, picking up an apple from the stand and pegging AJ in the head with it, before picking up a sack filled with hash and apples and running away from the scene.

Applejack groaned and rubbed the spot that apple connected with, before glaring at Fluttershy. The yellow pegasus stood there awkwardly for a few seconds, before disappearing in a cloud of dust.

"Discord, what the fuck?!"

Discord looked down, spotting the cause of his queen's reaction. There, standing on end, was a massive erection, "Ooo! Would you look at that chaos erection?"

"Chaos erection?"

"Whenever something truly chaotic enters this universe, I get off on it."

"Gross."

"What do you think got me turned to stone in the first place? Being evil? No. My boy popped up when I was having tea with the princesses."

The former Changeling queen giggled slightly. "That's funny."

"No it's not."

Suddenly, a jet screeched overhead, it's occupant jumping out and deploying his chute, floating down by the pair. The two former villian's looked and saw it was a Mexican busboy.

"Es kinda funny."

Lance Corporal Twilight Sparkle peered down the scope of her sniper rifle, balancing the semi-automatic rifle in between her hooves. On the other end of her scope stood a pair of diamond dogs, their spears set aside as they shot the shit without a care in the world.

"Take the shot." her spotter prompted.

The Lance Corporal nodded, adjusting her aim to compensate for wind and bullet drop. Setting the crosshairs just slightly above the first dog's head, she took a deep breath and fired.

The 7.62 round exited the sniper rifle's barrel at high speeds, quickly closing the distance and passing in and out through the dog's head. The other dog turned in time to see his comrade fall to the ground, his blood covering the nearby ground. As he went for his spear, he heard a distant boom, like thunder, before Twilight's second round passed through his neck, severing his carotid artery.

Twilight watched with an expressionless face as the diamond dog fell to the ground, quickly bleeding to death. She had seen this many times before ever since she enlisted several months prior, and she had long ago stopped giving a fuck.

"Our job here's done. Let's get out of here before the main assault starts." her spotter said, rising to her hooves and holding her carbine at the ready. The purple uniform nodded, quickly disassembling her sniper rifle with her magic and packing it away in it's case. After slinging the case over her back and pulling out her own carbine, she signaled her spotter to lead the way of there. Her spotted nodded, as the two quickly left the area.

"Spiderman, Spiderman," Fluttershy and 60's Era Spiderman sang together in perfect harmony, "Trolls like no other spider can!"

Lyra heard the singing and spotted the duo making their way up the street. She quickly galloped over them and joined in. "Never gives a single fuck!" she sang.

"Need his help?" Fluttershy asked.

"You're shit outta luck!" Spiderman declared.

"Look Out!" they sang together, "Here comes the Spiderman!"

Fluttershy and Lyra giggled as Spiderman puffed on his joint, before discarding it and crushing it under his foot.

"I injected five whole marijuana's!" our hero declared.

"Implying I give a fuck." Fluttershy said with a shrug, as they continued their way down the street towards the library.