"So what happened with you guys?" the recently dishonorably discharged Shining Armor asked his counterparts.

"I was discharged by Celestia because I attacked a bunch of bucking human soldiers." one Shining Armor grumbled.

"Oh jeez, I wish I was that lucky." another Shining Armor stated, "I disintegrated in a nuclear blast, along with many of my soldiers."

"Hey, at least you don't have deal with getting shot at by bucking droids 24/7." a third Shining Armor stated.

"At least you guys didn't get demoted, then fired by Princess Luna." the first Shining Armor stated.

"Damn. You're right, that is worst than dying." the Old Spice Guys invade Equestria's Shining Armor stated sarcastically.

"Hey, bite me. At least you died a fucking hero." 60's Era Spiderman goes to Equestria's Shining Armor spat venomously.

"Lawl sup faggot." Spiderman said as he walked up to the group of Shining Armors.

"Oh great. This asshole..." the unicorn from the 60's Era Spiderman goes to Equestria universe grumbled.

"Say that to my face faggot. Fight me irl. Do you even lift?" Spiderman inquired.

"I do indeed lift." Shining Armor responded.

"You dun lift. You're a faggot." Spiderman said, before walking away.

"Who was that guy?" one of the Shining Armor's asked.

"Don't ask." the Shining Armor from the 60's Era Spiderman goes to Equestria universe grunted.

"Don't tell, am I right fellas?" another one of the Shining Armor's completed in a flamboyant voice.

"Lawl, fuck this party. It sucks." Spiderman said to Discord.

"Mhmm. I hear ya." Discord agreed, "Let's get the fuck out of here."

"Lawl k." Spiderman said, pulling a bundle of dynamite out of one of his non-existent pockets, lighting it, and tossing it in the middle of the crowd. Before it detonated, Discord teleported himself, Spiderman, and all the characters from their story out of the room.

Author's Notes:

Oh look, OP didn't deliver. Boo fucking hoo.