Spiderman waltzed his way down the street in a goofy manner. Sure, his goofy walking style earned him a lot of stares, but he didn't give a fuck.

"Yo, Spidey, eat a dick!" somepony shouted.

"Lawl no you." Spiderman countered as he continued to walk down the street. Suddenly, there was a bright light, blinding our hero.

Our hero blinked, and he found himself in a huge ball room, surround by various humans, ponies, and other creatures. There was even a few man sized penguins wearing clothing for some reason.

"Hello!" one of the mentioned penguins greeted as it waddled over to him.

"Dafuq is this?" 60's Era Spiderman asked.

"Oh, this is the MarineMarksman New Years party, where the characters of anything written by MarineMarksman get together and party." the penguin responded.

"And what the fuck are you supposed to be?" our hero asked.

I'm Dj." Dj responded.

"Lawl gay." Spiderman said before walking away from the penguin and joining Luna on the other side of the room.

"Hello, fair Spiderman." Luna greeted, smiling at the superhero.

"Hay." Spiderman responded.

"Enjoying the party?" the princess asked.

"No. It fucking sucks." Spiderman responded.

"Well, why don't you go around and mingle? Someone you get along with must be here." the midnight alicorn suggested.

"Lawl k." Spiderman said as he walked away from her.

Author's Notes:

Part two will be released tomorrow. I'm sick, I'm tired, and I want to go watch the balls drop.

Have a happy New Years.

-Liam