*BANG*

Spiderman and Fluttershy watched as the faggot Royal Guard named Shining Armor fell to the ground, a large hole in his head.

Fluttershy, despite the fact she just mowed down about two dozen ponies without mercy, was horrified.

Our hero, on the other hand, had the exact opposite reaction.

"Do that again, lawl." Spiderman said as Luna made her way over to the cell door and threw it open with her magic.

"I would love to, Spiderman, but I can't kill the same pony twice." Luna said as she tossed the revolver away and made room for our hero and his butter yellow pegasus friend.

"Do it anyways." Spiderman said as he and Fluttershy walked out of the cell. Fluttershy was still in shock, her face without any emotion whatsoever.

"Are you alright, dear Fluttershy?" Luna inquired.

"Um... I don't give a fuck." Fluttershy answered as she trotted over to Shining Armor's body and stole his wallet.

"So, besides hanging out with this Spiderman character, how have you been, cousin?" Disco asked as he finished rolling up a blunt, before lighting it and putting it up to his lips. He inhaled deeply before exhaling, blowing smoke in Syphilis's face. This elicited a giggle and a cough from the Changeling princess.

"Oh, you know, causing chaos, fingerbanging Chrysalis's things," he said, before glancing over at the former Changeling queen, whose face was literally red with a mixture of embarrassment and anger, "same shit, different day."

"Sounds like a lot of fun. We should go bowling sometime, cousin." Disco suggested.

"Not until we find a new way of life." Chrysalis said, glaring at Discord.

"Oh?" Syphilis said.

"Well... since Spiderman is pretty much doing Discord's job for him, and I've been overthrown and exiled from my kingdom, we need to find a new direction in life."

Disco and Syphilis shared a quick glance before Disco leaned forward, holding his half smoken blunt out to Chrysalis and Discord.

"You see this blunt?" he asked.

"Yeah." Discord said.

"The weed in this is some good shit. I grow it myself, and sell it for about 200 bits a pound." Disco said as he passed it over to his cousin, whom promptly puffed on it a few times for passing it back, "I could use a couple of sellers, cousin. What do you say?"

"I'd prefer not to, Disco. I had my experience with the drug game. It's not fun." the disembodiment said with a shrug as he downed the rest of martini.

"Well... I do have another job you two could do..." Disco said as he scratched his bearded chin, "do either of you know how to handle a gun?"

Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle and Applejack passed a blunt back and forth, getting higher and higher by the minute.

"Fuck, this is some good shit. Thanks for sharing this with me, Applejack." Twilight said with a smile.

"No problem sugarcube." Applejack responded as she passed the blunt back to Twilight, whom puffed away at it happily.

"Ah hah!"

The Scout grasped a small plastic bag and ripped it out of his backpack, showing it to Lyra and Rainbow Dash. Inside were hundreds of Skittles, just begging to be eaten.

"What are they?" Lyra asked.

"These are Skittles," the BLU Scout answer as he poured some into his hand and gave a few to his two pony companions, "I always have some in my rucksack in case of an emergency."

The two ponies glanced at each other before popping the candy into their mouths. Seconds later, their eyes popped open as they experienced a fruity flavor explosion in their mouth.

"Holy shit! That's amazing!" Lyra exclaimed.

"I hope I do taste like this!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed loudly, earning strange glances from the ponies in the surrounding area.

"Yo, this is gettin boring, we should go do something." the Scout said as he put his Skittles back in his rucksack.

"Like what?" Lyra asked.

"I don't know. What's there to do around here?" the Scout asked.

"Prank ponies." Rainbow Dash answered.

The Scout blinked. "Did you say prank?" he inquired.

"Yeah. Why?" Dash asked, suddenly kind of unsure of herself.

"Fuckin sweet! Let's do this!" the BLU Scout exclaimed.