I promise you MarineMarksman, I'll truly make this a totally metal fanfic, or you can send both Rambo Jesus and Chuck Norris after me.

MM: You f***ing better.

Okay. Oh s***, the story is back on, okay where was I... Aha!

Pinkie Pie was hopping along in Ponyville with her partner, Toki Wartooth. Toki was really enjoying this world, he was after all, a child at heart. He was really in a child's best dream, only difference was his friends were here, they always managed to mess up Toki's fun. He soon noticed a massive gingerbread house.

"Wowee, thats is a big gingerbreads house."

"Not really, it's fake. But it's where I work, Sugarcube Corner!"

"Sugarscube Corners, makes a lots of sense."

"Yeppers, let's get inside and make lots of treats!"

"Okays!" Toki then got an idea for a joke, "Holds on, I'm goings to texts my friends."

"Text?"

"Just watchs."

Toki took out his stylized cell phone, and began to text to Pickles. He typed in it.

Knocks knocks

"Yes." Toki sent the message to Pickles, unaware that he just shortened his time here.

"Sire, we've got a lock on Toki Wartooth!"

Charles immediately got to the klokateer. "Show me where."

"Sire, it's not in this dimension."

"What?"

"It's in a parallel universe. To access it, we would require advanced..."

"Get the head scientists on the project to bring Dethklok back."

"Yes sire!"

At least those guys are alive. I just hope they aren't causing hell to the poor inhabitants, if there are any.

Rainbow Dash had led Pickles out to an open field. He really didn't have a feel for the place, but even he knew there were some places he would need to get to.

"Hey Rainbow! Why aren't you giving me a tour of the town?"

"Because, I want to show you what awesome skills I've got to show you."

"Fine." Arrogant bitch.

Pickles' phone got a message. That surprised Rainbow into a fighting stance.

"What was that?"

"Oh, it's my phone. Let's see here... Knocks Knocks. Who's there?"

Pickles chose yes, then looked at Rainbow Dash. "What?"

"Nothing." Humans are weird.

Toki's phone went off while mixing the cake batter.

"Huh, hmm... Knocks knocks. Who's there?" Toki typed down what he said next, "Toki."

Toki chose yes.

Pickles was watching Rainbow pull some pretty impressive stunts, when Pickles' phone went off.

"Knocks Knocks. Who's there?" Rainbow flew down as he read the rest of the message. "Toki. Toki who?"

"Yes."

Rainbow didn't know anything about human technology, but she knew the punchline already, "Are you serious?"

"What?"

Toki just put the cake in the oven when his phone went off again.

"Knocks Knocks. Who's there? Toki. Toki who? Toki Wartooth!" Toki then laughed at the horrible joke as he went throught the same options.

"Yes."

"Knocks Knocks. Who's there? Toki. Toki who? Toki Wartooth!" Pickles then started to laugh a bit. Rainbow however...

"That wasn't even a good 'knock knock' joke."

"Oh, I beg to differ. That is hilarious!"

Do all humans have this bad sense of humor?

"I think I know who sent it."

"I bet ya, you don't!"

"DEAL!"

"Sire, I have managed to get a complete lock on on both Toki and Pickles."

"How?" Charles asked.

"It appears to be another 'knock knock' text chat."

"Of course. Use it!"

"Yes sire."

"Just a question?"

"Yes sire?"

"Is there a way to call them?"

Rainbow and Pickles went over to Sugarcube Corner to see if Toki had a hand in the 'knock knock' joke. They entered to see Mrs. Cake at the counter.

"Hello Mrs. Cake. Is Pinkie here?"

"Yes Rainbow, and she's with that human in the kitchen."

"Thanks."

"Oh, and Rainbow."

"Yeah?"

"Make sure he doesn't nearly have a diabetic coma."

Pickles became worried, "What?"

"Yeah, good thing he always carries some insulin with him."

"Oh thank God!"

"You know him?"

"Yeah, he's my bandmate."

"Band?"

"We'll tell you later Mrs. Cake."

"Alright Rainbow. You go talk to Pinkie."

"Okay."

The two walked into the kitchen to see a masterpiece. It was triple layer cake, each layer a different flavor. The top was chocolate, the middle vanilla, and the bottom was a strawberry flavor. The frosting was put on in just the right way, so that it looked good, but did not overpower the cake. It also had mixed berries as toppings that made it wonderful to taste. Pickles and Rainbow mouths watered at the sight of this cake. They could only unison one word.

"WOW!"

"I knows, it's greats!"

"Wow Toki, that looks delish!" Pickles was going to chomp into it.

"And, it's for a client in Ponyville Hall, so you can't touchy." Pinkie was serious when it came to the sweets of Sugarcube Corner.

"Aww man. Wait, why'd we come here again?"

"Oh yeah. Toki, was it?"

"Yes?"

"Did you send that 'knock knock' joke to Pickles?"

"Wait, did you... you did! Didn't you?"

"Of course, Its was hilarious, wasn'ts its?"

"Yeah, totally!"

"What was the joke?" Pinkie was always in for a great laugh.

"Okay okay, here it is..." Pickles cleared his throat and said, "Knocks Knocks. Who's there? Toki. Toki who? Toki Wartooth!" The two humans began to laugh again, but the mares...

"I don't get it."

"Yeah, that was lame guys."

"Ah, well screw you..."

Pickles phone began to ring, it was an actual call. The mares seemed confused, but they stayed quiet.

"Who's that? Oh well. Hello?"

"Pickles, you there?" Charles Ofdensen was on the opposite side of the line.

"Oh hey, how are you, douchebag?"

"Pickles, where are you?"

"I'm in an alternate universe full of girly ponies, and they have booze. What the f*** is with that s***?"

"Well, I don't know. But hear this..."

"No, hear this, get us out of here..."

"That's what I'm doing Pickles, are the rest of the guys with you?"

"Yeah, but we split up. Toki's here though. Say hi, Toki."

"Hi's, how ares yous?"

"I doing fine Toki, I assume you're having a good time."

"Oh yeahs, I just bakeds an awesome cakes with a pinks pony, its ams a really awesome cake!"

"I bet it is. Can you get Nathan on the line?"

"I don'ts knows where hes is. Maybe yous should calls him."

"Alright, I'll will. Thank you Toki."

"You're welcomes."

"Bye." The line was hung up.

"Who was that?" Rainbow was really confused, more so than usual with humans.

"It was our manager, he's looking for us." Pickles answered.

"But..."

"I think you forgot the fact that we are rich in our world, they defiantly can afford an interdimin... interdumond... intra... gateway thingy."

"Okay..."

"I wonder how Nathan is doing though?"

Nathan was reading up on the history of Equestria. He found it more brutal than he thought it would be. Nightmare Moon, Discord, the Gryphon war and even now, there was a war against these 'changelings'. He read them up and found that they feed off of emotions, and can shapeshift. These changelings are brutal. I must get a few home to make it more metal. Maybe clone them, maybe kill them and use their corpses as furniture. Maybe...

Nathan's train of thought was interrupted when he got a call from his manager.

"What's that Nathan?"

"It's a cell phone, we can call other phones with it, and it's portable." Nathan answered it.

"Hello?"

"Nathan, are you there?"

"Yeah, I'm here ass****. What's up?"

"Just trying to get you back."

"Can I get something when we get back?"

"What is it?"

"A cheeseburger, with bacon, lots of f***ing bacon."

"...Okay, we can do that. In the meantime, how are you?"

"Just reading some history."

"Of the ponies?"

"How the hell did you..."

"Toki told me."

"Oh... Well I have a few new songs that are totally metal. You want to hear a few lyrics, or something?"

"Sure, why not?"

"Sire, have you..."

"I... am... a... be...ing... of... chaos!"

The voice caused the unlucky klokateer to float in a black aura and get flug out the window, and land on a fence, gutting him in a gruesome way. His intestines hanged from the fence like ornaments on a Christmas tree.

"Uh, Nathan."

"Yeah?"

"How did you make one of our klokateers float?"

"By singing, in this world music is magic, f***ing brutal magic."

"Well, you just flung him out the window... and onto the fence. He's now been gutted."

"Wow, that's f***ing metal!"

"Yeah. Tell you what, I think we can get you in a month. Sounds good?"

"Oh yeah, totally."

"Great, see you Nathan."

"Yeah, see you too."

The two hung up and Twilight had a confused look on her face.

"That was my manager. He coming to get us in a month."

"A MONTH!"

"Yeah, he also said that my magic singing killed one of my klokateers."

"Klokateers?"

"The soldiers and roadies of my band."

"Oh. Wait, you killed that person!"

"Yeah, by flinging out a window, and gutting him on a fence."

Twilight was almost sick to her stomach, but she managed to keep it down. "Do you ever do anything creative?"

"I can speak French."

"French?"

"Ouais, je peux certainement parler français."

"Wow! Oh, and here, it's Prench."

"Prench, you speak it?"

"Only bits and snippets."

"Brutal."

The stallion that looked at Nathan was intrigued, but he seemed to not be a threat.

How are the others drones?

And so, he left the two, he had gotten some useful information from this spying, but some more would have to be done first.