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DETHKLOK in Equestria

by Awesomedude17

Chapter 6: Mantiklok

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DETHKLOK in Equestria
By Awesomedude17

Skwisgaar and Murderface were with Rarity and Fluttershy. They had pretty much got the lay of the land already, so they decided to talk about their 'caretakers'.

"Skwisgaar, I've been wondering. Would you think that it would be hotter if these ponies were humans?"

"Yeah, totallys. Waits, you're nots uncomfortables abouts them being the lesbians, are yous Murderface?"

"Well, not usually. But they are ponies! Them being lesbians are completely the opposite of being hot."

"So, you ams sayings that they ams disgusting lesbian?"

"Yeah, I guess."

"Yous guess?"

"Okay! It is disgusting! There, you happy?"

"Yeah."

The two were silent, before noticing something.

"Wait, how'ds we gets into a forests?"

"I don't f***ing know! Let's get the f*** out of here!"

What they didn't know was they had just entered the Everfree Forest. How they got there is not really known, but they were there, and they were lost.


"Fluttershy."

"Yes Rarity?"

"Where are Skwisgaar and William?"

Fluttershy opened her eyes and looked around. The humans were nowhere to be seen.

"OH NO! Rarity, we have to find them. We need to split up to find them."

"Fine then. Let's meet up at your cottage in 20 minutes."

Fluttershy nodded and the couple split up to look for the two incompetent humans.


"I think we're lost." Murderface said.

"Yeah, no s***s." Skwisgaar responded.

The two were wandering for the better part of 10 minutes, stopping only once when Murderface had to 'take a piss' as he said. Suddenly, a growl was heard.

"Whats was thats?"

"I don't know." Murderface brandished the knife he always carried around for various reasons.

"You really thinks thats the knifes would really hurts whatevers is huntings us?"

"Maybe. Pissing on it wouldn't do much, right?"

"I guess."

The source of the growling came out, a manticore. Body of a lion, tail of a scorpion and was very dangerous.

"OH S***! It's a f***ing monster!"

"Runs!"

The two ran off, while the manticore followed.


Fluttershy and Rarity met up at the cottage as they said they would.

"Fluttershy, please tell me that you found them!"

"No, I didn't." Fluttershy was starting to cry a bit.

"Oh, don't cry my love. We'll find them soon, I promise!"

HEEEEEEEEEELP!

"That sounded like Skwisgaar and Murderface! And it came from the Everfree Forest! We need to get there, now!" Rarity will not abandon those two, not yet.

"Yes!"

The two went off and eventually found the two humans, as well as something they wish they could 'unsee'.


"Murderface! If we dies, I will sees you in Valhalla!"

"I don't believe in... AW PISS!"

It was a dead end, and the manticore was literally right next to them.

"OH NO! I haven't even finished my Planet Piss album yet!"

The panic had caused Skwisgaar to play his guitar faster, but then...

"Heys, my musics ams causing the monsters to floats! Maybe I should plays faster!"

"Do it! F***ing do it!"

Skwisgaar began a totally metal guitar solo, and caused the manticore's skin to melt off its bones, until it was literally a pile of liquefied meat and bones. They then heard screams coming from their left.

"Oh, oh Cele..." Rarity put a hoof over her mouth to try to stop herself from vomiting. Fluttershy wasn't quick enough, and vomited behind some bushes.

"Wow, that was totally brutal Skwisgaar." Murderface then wondered how it would be like if he played his bass, especially is he did it with his dick.

"Yeahs, it was, wasn'ts its?"

Fluttershy was done vomiting, and went over to what was left of the manticore.

"How could you? How could you kill this poor manticore?"

"Well if it didn't try to attack us, it wouldn't be dead now, would it?" How could she be so caring of something that tried to kill us?

"Well! If you had waited a few more seconds, there wouldn't even be a corpse!"

"AH WELL F*** YOU! F*** THE MANTICORE! F*** EVERY SINGLE F***ING THING IN THIS F***ING WORLD!" Murderface would have gone on, but Rarity made sure he was not conscious for the trip back by using a rock.

"Was thats really necessarys?"

"Of course, Skwisgaar. A lady isn't afraid to defend herself and her lover if they are threated."

"Oh, but I feel sorry for him. He is so confused."

"Don't worry Fluttershy. He'll be okay. For now, let's just get to your..."

Skwisgaar's phone went off, and he answered almost immediately.

"Hellos?"

"Skwisgaar, are you okay?" Charles was on the line and wanted to know if Skwisgaar was alright, he's was an irreplaceable member of the band.

"Of course, I justs mades the monsters turns intos the puddles."

"With music magic?"

"Yeah, it's ams f***ing awesomes."

"Right. Skwisgaar, is Murderface with you?"

"Yeah, buts he's out colds."

"How?"

"A rocks."

"... he was hit upside the head, with a rock."

"Yeah."

The two were silent before Charles broke the silence, "Well tell you what, we'll get you home in one month. Is that okay?"

"Yeah, I guess sos."

"Good, and Skwisgaar."

"Yes?"

"Watch out for anything strange. Alternate universes tend to have bad guys everywhere."

"Okays, waits one minutes." Skwisgaar seemed to have gotten something with his magic. He pulled it to him and was confused.

"What ams this things? I'll haves to calls you back laters."

"Okay Skwisgaar, behave."

"I wills, byes."

"Bye." The line was hung up. Skwisgaar looked at what he caught.

"Skwisgaar, that's a changeling!" Rarity hated to be reminded of those things.

"I wonders what it was doings."

"Obviously spying on us."

"But whys?"

Rarity and Fluttershy were silent, Skwisgaar did have a point. Why was it spying on them? Is there even...

"Skwisgaar, there might be more in Ponyville! They are hive society."

"Does that means that they likes the bees?"

"Somewhat, but we need to get to Twilight, right now!"

And so, the group of five went over to the library. In the mind of the changeling however, The queen is going to outright kill me now! Why'd I choose to follow them into the Everfree forest? WHY!?


Twilight and Nathan were just reading books, Nathan was reading the more dark novels (And the occasional erotica) while Twilight was reading the newer books in the library. It was okay, except when...

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

"I wonder who that could be?"

"I dunno, but this book is f***ing brutal."

"That book gave me nightmares for weeks."

"People die on a regular basis at home. This isn't that scary to me, I mean if you were near death so often, you would be, like, not very caring."

"Right..." Twilight trotted over to the door to see Rarity, Fluttershy, Murderface, Skwisgaar and a changeling. Nothing...

"A CHANGELING!"

"Yes Twilight, a changeling!" Rarity said.

"There could be... Find and tell the others, now!"

The four agreed while they just threw the changeling onto the floor, hard. They left to go find the others while Nathan walked up to it.

"So, that's a changeling?"

"Yes!"

Nathan took one long look at it and said, "Brutal."


The stallion outside was furious.

How could one of our own get caught so easily? Nevermind, he's no longer useful.

He walked off to go find the others and discuss what he found.

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