Dethklok was still trying to figure out what the f*** just happened to bring them to this totally un-metal place. They came up with 4 answers to this dilemma.

"Number 1, We are asleep and are having a shared dream." Nathan said.

"Pfff! Nathans, if this weres my dreams, I woulds haves had my guitars."

"You are right Skwisgaar... what the f*** happened to it?"

"I don'ts knows."

"Right. Number 2, we are dead."

"Nah," Pickles interrupted, "This place has booze, but is way too girly for me. It can't be 'Heaven' or 'Hell'."

"Hey, this place is prettys cool. Why ares you dissings on it?" Toki really did like this place.

"Shut up, you two!" Nathan was like the father-figure of the band, he didn't know why. "Number 3, we are high on acid."

"..."

"That seems legit, except that acid doesn't really do much for me, Nathan."

"Well, we'll never know Pickles..."

"Oh, I would know, I've done it before. I've done it all." Pickles did have a long history of drug and alcohol abuse all the way back to his childhood.

"Okay, then number four, our light show f***ed up and brought up to this s*** place."

With no other ideas, well they could have had more ideas, but they weren't that smart, they all agreed to the last one. Skwisgaar then searched around the place.

"Lookings for your guitars, Skwisgaar?"

"Yes, Toki. Where is thats f***ing guitars?"

While Skwisgaar looked for his guitar, Pickles walked up to Murderface.

"Hey, Murderface."

"Yes, Pickles?"

"I'm hungry."

"What do you want me to do about it, piss?"

"No, let's go into the kitchen and find something to eat and s***."

"Fine."

The two walked into the dark kitchen but had failed to notice that Twilight had turned on the gas earlier. She had forgotten to light a fire to start it off earlier, and had failed to turn it off as well when she rushed outside. She was going to make dinner, but Dethklok's appearance made it less than important.

"I can't see anything. Light one up Murderface."

"Okay."

Murderface lit his lighter and...

Amazingly, no one was hurt, but the kitchen now needed dire repairs. Pickles was really angry now.

"Dammit Murderface, ya douchebag!"

"Hey, it was not my f***ing fault! You told me to light a f***ing match!"

The rest of Dethklok came in and turned on a light to see what happened

"What the hell is going on in..." Nathan stopped when he saw the damage, "Holy s***! You blew up the kitchen."

Twilight then came in, "What just... MY KITCHEN!!!" Twilight was extremely saddened by this event, "My kitchen. It's going to cost so much."

Celestia walked in and saw her student cry over such pointless destruction.

"Don't worry Twilight, I'll pay for it."

"Really? Thank you so much, Princess!"

"Yes, you're welcome." She then turned to the five humans, whom were not really feeling bad about this.

"Don't you feel bad about this?"

"Not really, we aren't the kind of people to care about feelings much." Nathan said.

"Yeah! Feelings are gay!" Toki generally agreed with what the band said and did.

"Well you are going to pay for this..."

"No princess, they have gone through enough right now. Let's just take them on a tour..."

"To the bar. We want to get drunk." Nathan was really speaking for the band now.

Celestia was quiet, but in her mind, Typical. What's next? A metal-masked man who eats an impossible amount of yogurt.

"Very well, but I'll be watching you."

"Alright, to the bar!" Pickles said.

Luna came in to see the humans, and then approached her sister.

"Are you sure that this is a good idea, sister?"

"Please Luna, what's the worse that could happen?"

If there was one mistake that Celestia and Luna could have made, it was to let Dethklok drink. They binged-drinked to the point of vomiting, smashed furniture over each other's heads, and finally...

"You are an ass****, douchebag!" Pickles was now ready to fight a gryphon.

"OH, THAT'S IT! BRING IT!"

And the two fought, Celestia herself was shocked at the destructive nature of Dethklok when they were drunk.

"This is madness!"

Murderface then climbed onto the table and dropped his pants, "Madness. This is PLANET PISS!" He then proceeded to try to urinate on Celestia, but missing horribly and instead getting Twilight's drink.

"I'm not drinking that." Murderface just made my day. Ha ha. Twilight was apparently so annoyed by this, that her sarcastic side came out to taunt them.

Berry had had enough of this. "Alright you idiot drunks! Get out or I'll make you!"

"F***s yous!" Toki then vomited on Berry's face. She had that happen before, and it just made her angry.

If anypony was at the entrance to the bar, they would have seen five humans get tossed out, one by one.

"And stay out!"

Twilight, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna walked out, obviously embarrassed at the band's antics. The door then slammed as Berry had to clean up and find the estimates for the damages the band had caused to her bar.

"Alright, you five. Let's get you home, you are in a lot of trouble already. So let's go, preferably without anymore incidents." Twilight would have to introduce them to the others later, right now, she had to make sure they didn't do anything stupid... again.

"F***s..." Toki then vomited again on Murderface's crotch.

"Uh, Toki. You got vomit on my c***."

"Let's just get home."

Twilight and the two princesses carried the band to the library, where the next morning was going to be bad at least.

I was right, this is going to be Hell.

A random earth-pony stallion was watching the princesses and a unicorn carry five ape-like creatures with their magic. He looked closely and suddenly had a green glow over his eyes.

The queen must know about this. I must watch them tomorrow.

And then he went into the shadows, glowed a little, and then came out a changeling drone. It flew away into the skies, where it would find shelter from the observant eye.