Ofdensen was now worried that his so called 'bread and butter' was gone. He was trying everything he could to find the band. He approached #115 to talk to him about the search.

"How's the search going?"

"Not well, sire."

"Very well, get back to work."

"Yes sire."

Maybe I should tell the authorities that they are gone. But then he realized something. No, then we'll lose customers because of suicides, and that would mean lost profits. Charles was in a deep hole now.

-3 weeks later-

The Tribunal was in it's conference room when they heard of Dethklok's disapperance through the news.

"Gentlemen, it appears Dethklok has disappeared through unknown means." Senator Stampingston started, "This could have a catastrophic effect on the general population and will lead to overall chaos and destruction."

General Crozier then spoke up, "With Dethklok gone, thousands, if not millions of people will destroy countless property and kill others and themselves, wanting the safe return of them."

"Yes, and so with that I introduce the specialist on celebrity disappearances, Dmitri Chenovgov-Valdinski XVII."

The man then spoke with a distinct Slavic accent, "Gentlemen, as long as the celebrities in particular are found within weeks of their disappearance, the fans will buy more of the kidnappees' merchandise to support the search. But if they are not found by then, people will start to riot and kill others. It is the actual underlying cause of the Russian Revolution of 1917, when a great nationalist composer was kidnapped, and never found."

"This would mean that the end is coming if Dethklok isn't found!" Said Vater Orlaag.

"We must wait for them to come back," Started Mr. Selatcia, "They will be back soon."

And with that, the meeting was adjourned.

-3 weeks earlier-

Twilight had put all of the humans in a set of beds of some sort. She had wondered if they were from a zombie apocalypse like Nikolai and Dempsey.

"Spike, send this letter to Princess Celestia. We've got another problem."

"Right." Spike said in a somewhat depressed tone.

"Are you still sad that Rarity is..."

"Yes Twilight, but as long as she's happy, I'm going to be okay."

Spike then sent the letter. Twilight was now focusing on a few things about these humans. A detailed search revealed that the 'fat one' had writing on his stomach that read 'Pobody's Nerfect' and 'This mess is a place'. As far as she knew, humans didn't have cutie marks, but this one had unwashable writing on his skin. How was that possible?

Toki began to stir, slowly opening his eyes.

"Spike, one of them's waking up!"

"Coming Twi!"

Who's thats? Was ones of thems a girl?

Toki eyes opened, but his vision was blurry.

"Oh thank goodness! I was worried you might not wake up."

"Huh, who's there?"

"Oh, you're still woozy from getting here. I found you unconscious at my doorstep with your friends, so I had to help you."

Toki got up and turned to the mystery voice. "Thanks you. I don'ts know..."

Toki stopped when he saw a purple unicorn and purple lizard looking at him. The unicorn opened it's mouth.

"Freak out in 3, 2..."

"Whats the hells! Where ams I?! Whats are yous?!"

"Calm down alright! I just want to help."

Toki was freaking out, but he calmed down quickly and actually found the unicorn to be cute.

"Okays. Let's waits for my friends to wakes up."

"Right!" Twilight noted his unusual way of pluralizing words. Maybe he doesn't speak Equestrian that well.

And so, the two waited for the others to wake up, but it would take a while.

A scroll appeared in front of Celestia. On its seal, it read 'Urgent'.

"Why would Twilight..." Celestia decided to find Discord later, right now Twilight might have something important to tell her.

"Hmmm... Five humans?!" Discord was right! I have to tell Luna!

"Sister, what's wrong?"

"Luna, Discord was right! There are five humans in Ponyville right now. I need to get to there immediately."

"I'm coming too, Discord told me and me alone about this."

"Very well, come with me. Guards, ready the chariot! We are going to Ponyville!"

"Yes, your highness."

I hope these humans are more tolerable than Nikolai.

After the rest of Dethklok woke up, freaked out (except Nathan, who was unusually calm about this), and some reassurance that ponies mean no harm, the group of six sat down at a nearby table.

"Okay, I'll ask you some questions..."

"Booooriiiing!" Pickles needed a drink now.

"...then I'll take you to a few places you might like."

Murderface wanted to know what happened to get him talking to a horse, "Like what?"

"I guess the bar..."

The five band members perked up at the mention of a bar. "There's booze here?" Murderface thought of booze as food.

"Oh wows, I can gets drunk heres." Skwisgaar liked to drink.

"I totally want booze right now." Nathan found booze to be delicious.

"I can get drunk and get high here!" Pickles now knew this place wasn't so bad.

"You mades us very happy nows Twilight, especially Pickle." Toki was grateful for the magnificent fact that alcohol was here.

"Right..." Just like Nikolai. "Now tell me, are there zombies in your world?"

Nathan then stood up, "No. There are no zombies, just douchebags."

"Yeah, they ams dildo, douchebag in ours worlds."

"Really, because two months ago, two humans came here from a zombie apocalypse, and they were on the Moon!"

Nathan was interested, but kept a calm tone, "Holy S***. Really? That F***ing metal."

"Metal?"

"Yeah, metal."

Twilight got a skeptical look, but shrugged it off. "Next question, who are you?"

"Nathan, Nathan Explosion."

"William Murderface."

"I'm Pickles."

"My names is Toki Wartooth."

"I ams Skwisgaar Skwigelf."

Nathan then spoke for the rest of them, "And together, we are Dethklok, a death metal band, that's totally brutal."

Twilight was writing this down, "Do you stylize the name 'Dethklok'?"

"Drop the A, first C a K, and drop the last C."

"Wow, that is interesting. How popular are you?"

"Our fans would kill themselves for us, they're dumbasses."

"Yeah and they ams the dildos, too." Skwisgaar interjected.

"Wait, they kill themselves, and you don't care one bit?"

"We don't. They are just guys who buy s*** from us."

Twilight was really not happy about their carelessness and lack of support for the fans of their music. She wasn't a fan of death metal, but...

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

"Coming! You guys stay here."

"Alright, we are scary monsters now, right?"

"Only to a foal."

Twilight trotted over to the door and opened it, and saw Princesses Celestia and Luna.

"Princess Celestia! Princess Luna!"

Celestia had an urgent tone of voice, "We got your letter Twilight, let us see the humans now."

"Okay. They're..."

"Dammit Murderface, ya douchebag!"

Twilight then looked at her teacher and then giggled with a sheepish look on her face.

This is going to be Hell.