DETHKLOK in Equestria
Chapter 1: Concertklok
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By Awesomedude17
Luna was pacing back and forth in the evening light. Discord had told her that five humans would be here, but he never told anything beyond that. Were they dangerous? Were they even from where the two humans that were here two months ago, from? Are they male, female or a mix of the two?
Celestia noticed her sister's worries, and walked up to her. "Luna, what's wrong?"
"Two months ago, at that party, Discord told me that five more would be coming, but he never told me who."
"Five more humans?"
"Yes, Tia."
"Hmmm... Let me talk to him, okay."
"Very well sister."
And Celestia went go to find Discord. Are you lying Discord, or are you really telling the truth? And why the sudden change of heart?
Sitting down on the couch was five humans. One had long flowing blond hair, was tall and skinny, had blue eyes, and for some reason, playing scales on his Gibson Guitar constantly. Another one was a redhead man with dreadlocks, yellow-green eyes, and a styled beard-mustache combo. He had a bottle of Jack in one hand, and a drumstick in another. One was a heavyset man with a thick mustache, thick hair, a gap in between his teeth, and green eyes, and was reading a pornography magazine. There was also a man with pale blue eyes, a brown Fu Manchu mustache and long flowing hair. Finally, there was a heavy built man. He had green eyes, and long, black hair, with a good portion hanging in front of his right shoulder. A man with a business appearance and glasses confronts the five men.
"Okay guys, we have to get to the concert soon, so follow me, and we'll be there. Oh, and Pickles, no drinking."
"Okay, let's get ready to put on a show of metal proportions." Said Nathan Explosion, the band's frontman and singer.
"I ams ready to plays the guitars nows." said Skwisgaar Skwigelf, the band's lead guitarist.
"Fine! I wasn't at the good part anyway." Said William Murderface, the band's bassist.
"Okays, let's go plays some metals." Said Toki Wartooth, the band's rhythm guitarist.
"Wait, no drinking?" asked Pickles, the band's drummer.
"Yes, no drinking Pickles, remember what happened last time?" Said Charles Foster Ofdensen, the band's manager and lawyer.
"Fine, I'll drink after the show."
"Let's just go now, okay?"
The rest of the band agreed and left for the concert. Not knowing that they would not be going straight home after this concert.
It had been two months since Fluttershy and Rarity had told their friends and families that they were in love and now were on a date at a restaurant. Rarity was in an elegant dress worthy of a pony of her class, with a lime stitching and blue cloth, it was a magnificent dress. Fluttershy had on a dress made by her marefriend, it was pink dress, stylized so that the back would be exposed and had green stitching. It was also magnificent for a mare of such natural beauty.
"I really like this place Rarity. It is so calming."
"Of course Fluttershy, It is wonderful. But not as much as you."
"Oh Rarity." Fluttershy could not hold back her blush, but she smiled nonetheless.
Rarity then moved in closer to her lover's ear. "Tomorrow night is our six month anniversary. I would like to come to your cottage to, give you something special."
Fluttershy thought about it and put a hoof over her mouth. "Are you sure, I mean, this is a big thing you are asking for, Rarity."
"Fluttershy, if you are uncomfortable, then we can just wait."
"Oh no, it's just... I don't know if I'll be good..."
"Why do you think that?"
"I'm, uh, a virgin."
Rarity smiled at what she heard. That's my naive Fluttershy, worrying about her first time. "Oh darling, I'm a virgin too. But your first time should be something special, and with you..." Rarity moved closer to Fluttershy, "It is."
Fluttershy looked at her now empty plate for a few seconds and said, "Alright, but umm, be gentle."
"Of course, my love." Rarity kissed Fluttershy and paid the check. Then came a familiar, if somewhat sickly face.
"Applejack! How are you feeling?" Rarity had been worried sick about Applejack ever since she underwent Leukemia treatment.
"Just dandy, especially since mah blood had been replaced outright."
"Oh, don't be so sour Applejack, you'll have your strength back soon. I can grantee it."
"Well, alright. The doctor said Ah have to rest for a few days before working again. And really rest during those days, as in not getting out of bed except for... you know what."
Rarity nodded in understanding and said, "You have a good evening Applejack. Get better for us, will you."
"Thanks Rares, Goodnight." She turned to Fluttershy. "Goodnight Fluttershy."
"Goodnight Applejack."
Applejack went off and the couple went to their homes and were practicably anticipating tomorrow.
"Concert is in 15 minutes, you guys ready?" asked Charles.
"Yeah." answered Nathan.
"Yes." answered William.
"Totallys ready." answered Toki.
"I'm ready." answered Pickles.
"I ams ready." answered Skwisgaar.
"Good, knock ''em dead guys. Though, not literally." said Charles
"Shut up and let us finish." answered Nathan.
"Okay." Charles then left the band to themselves.
"Hey, Nathans. You thinks that our dildos fan are goings to likes this gimmick?" asked Skwisgaar.
"They f***ing better. We are paying good money for this s***."
The five bandmates put their corpse facepaint on for the show. Thousands of fans were there, waiting for the music to begin.
"Alright Douchebags, It's time to begin this concert! And if you don't know who we are, why are you here?"
The fans cheered louder.
"WE'RE DETHKLOK! AND WE'RE READY TO BEGIN!"
The fans cheered louder, they were eating it up.
The klokateers were making sure that the show was perfect. They were loyal to the band until the very end.
The band put on a light show to make the show more epic, but something was wrong. The music was causing the lights to malfunction, causing them to activate in an unusual way. They became a teleportation device. As so as Dethklok ended their song, they disappeared off the face of the Earth. From a computer screen, Ofdensen was watching the show. He only had one thing to say about what happened.
"Oh no..."
Twilight was just about to wrap up with work when all of a sudden!
CRACK!
"AHH! Wait, I know that sound."
She rushed outside and saw five unconscious men, laying on the ground.
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