The six mares and seven humans gathered around as the chariot landed. Charles spoke up.

"Okay guys, let me handle the talking."

"Alright, we don't want to negotiate right now anyway." Nathan said.

"Good."

The group of thirteen got on the chariot and they took off. Nathan looked out the window and saw some ponies staring at them.

"You know, I f***ing hate this place."

"Yeah, there is no meat and no 'easy to get' booze." A very pissed off Pickles said.

"Yep, I agree with Pickles." Murderface said as he carved a rather erotic carving into the frame.

"Hey Murderface, there ams so many ponies out the windows."

"I know Toki..."

"And they ams flyings by us, looks."

The group saw costumed pegasi fly around in formations.

"Oh God, look at that, it so stupid."

"Looks at that guy." Skwisgaar pointed at a random pony.

"Look at that douche." Nathan pointed at another pony.

"Look at that douchebag."

"Looks at thats douchebag."

"Look ats that douchebags."

"Look at that douchebag."

"Douchebag."

"Douchebag."

"Douchebag."

"Douchebag."

"Douchebag."

"Douchebag."

"Douchebag."

"Douchebag."

"I hate this stupid place!" Nathan yelled out.

"Dude, what's wrong with you?" Rainbow asked.

"Well, we're in another world, with no booze and food, and we don't have any friends."

"We don'ts think each others as friends."

"Yeah, Skwisgaar's right, we just bandmates, we're not friends."

"The price of fame." Murderface said.

"And we're surrounded, by douchebags."

"Douchebag."

"Douchebag."

"Douchebag."

"Douchebag."

"Douchebag."

"Well that's a depressing way of viewing fame." Rainbow said. "You know what, we'll be your friends."

The other mares agreed.

"Really, you would dos thats?"

"Yeppers Toki! We're the bestest of friends." Pinkie said as she hugged Toki.

"Hey Toki, you ams a girls for hugsing the ponies."

"Shut up Skwisgaar, they ams the coolest ponies, and I don't needs you to talk s*** abouts them."

"Well, while I don't agree with some of Toki's language, I agree with him." Rarity held her fillyfriend tightly, garnering a smile from Fluttershy.

"Guys, we're almost there."

Dethklok nodded at Charles and looked out the window to see Canterlot in all its bustling glory.

"Oh God, there are more douchebags here." Murderface pointed out.

"Yeah, and looks at thems, being the douchebags."

"Look ats that douchebags."

"Look at that douchebag."

"Douchebag."

"Douchebag."

"Douchebag."

"Douchebag."

"Douchebag."

"Douchebag."

"Douchebag."

"Douchebag."

"Douchebag."

"Douchebag."

"Douchebag."

The ponies looked at Charles, who was pinching his eyebrows in frustration.

"Guess dealing with them is a full time job pardner." Applejack said.

"Yes, yes it is. Okay guys, please behave." The chariot was landing.

"Okay, but don't expect us to like the princesses, especially the moon pony, she such a..." Nathan said the chariot door opened to reveal Luna. "Diiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllldooooooooooooooo, hi."

"Hello human."

Oh f*** me. Dick thought.

"Follow me." Luna led the group out and they went to the throne room.

Don't f*** up! Don't f*** up! Don't f*** up! DON'T F*** UP! Knubbler was visibly sweating from nervousness. He already had a few f*** ups with Dethklok's earlier appearances and just now, an insult.

They went through the hallway, and the group saw a few stained glass windows.

"Wowee, looks at thats, they ams the famous ponies here!"

The other saw the window of the Mane Six using the power of friendship Toki pointed at and Nathan thought of one thing.

"Brutal."

The group continued and were soon at the throne room. Celestia looked at the group from her throne and hopped towards them.

"Good to see you all. Are you ready to negotiate Charles?"

"Yes princess. I'd appreciate it if we let Dethklok be under supervision right here."

"Very well then. Follow me."

As Celestia trotted to a meeting room, Charles went to the band.

"Okay guys, I'm going to leave you alone for a while. Nathan, Pickles, you're in charge."

"Why?" Pickles asked.

"Because you're the most responsible of the band."

"No we're not!" Nathan said, not understanding the meaning of responsibility.

"Well, you are."

"Well f*** you too."

"I'm going now." Charles went to the meeting room and the doors closed. Nathan looked at the other bandmates.

"Stupid Charles, calling us responsible."

"Umm, you do realise... umm, that that's a good thing, right?"

The band looked at Fluttershy, who just eeped, hid behind Rarity.

"This won't end well." Twilight said.

We're totally f***ed. Knubbler thought.

Hours passed and they all wandered around. Nathan and Twilight were in the labyrinth with Murderface whom was pissing in the hedges. Rarity and Fluttershy were watching Skwisgaar and Toki at the library, as they tryed to see if there was any books on guitars. They both ended up say 'Stops copysing mes.' to each other over and over. Knubbler and Pickles followed Rainbow Dash and Applejack to the track. All of them noticed that Applejack seemed out of breath at the moment, possible as a side effect of combined blood replacement and chemotherapy. Pinkie Pie was just switching between the three groups. They all ended up at the throne room when Charles and Celestia came out.

"So, what's the verdict?" Luna asked.

Send them to the moon, send them to the moon...

"My verdict is that Dethklok will stay under the watch of the royal guard here in the castle until the time for them to say goodbye."

Luna's jaw dropped and the Mane Six smiled. Dethklok walked over to Ofdensen and spoke.

"Good job getting her to say that."

"Well, it was either that, or banished to the sun. Besides, here, the only difference is that everything's colorful, the guard won't do everything you want and we'll have guests every once in a while guys."

"Okay, that's okay." Pickles said.

"Oh and booze is restricted for you guys. I tryed to make sure that you get some, but from I heard, you caused a lot of mayhem, so booze only on weekends."

Pickles dropped to his knee and bellowed to the skies.

"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

The group was silent, and Pickles got up. Dick only had one thought.

Thank God, that's over.