"Twenty-six days, twenty-six days of absolute hell Tia, and you didn't even once punish them."

"They never did anything horribly wrong Luna, relax."

"It was... the worst month I ever had since I was sent to the Moon."

"You really going to bring that up?"

"I hate you right now sister." Luna had gone through drunken bantering, breaking up fights, public indecency, hospitalization of many guards and a pie to the face, all due to Dethklok. She was willing to outright murder the five men if they tried something to her land again, accidental or not. It doesn't help that the music they played cause adverse effects such as cause the sun to turn off for three days straight. It was also making the other creature she hated the most happy.

"Oh come on Princess Moonbutt, live it up a little." Discord said, drinking from a coconut.

"You stay out of this Discord."

Discord just got an unamused look on his face and cracked open the coconut, revealing a rabbit holding a malt shake for the chaos lover.

"If it'll make you feel better, I'm actually leaving for a few days Moonbutt."

"Why?"

"No reason." Discord said, getting a suitcase and putting in an anchor, a camera, a live cat, some shotgun shells, and a toothbrush.

"No reason?" Celestia was now curious.

"Bye Moonbutt and Molestia, after tomorrow, this will be over and two months after, we will have a trio of duos as guests." Discord then snapped his fingers and disappeared, the suitcase following, but the anchor did not. It fell through the floor and hit someone.

"AH F***!" What the hell caused a f***ing anchor to fall on my ding-dong?" Murderface yelled out.

"Dude, imagine if it happened while you were horny, you'd have a broken dick, no more sex." Nathan said. "That'd be brutal."

"Well, that was awkward." Luna said.

"Trio of duos? What does that mean?"

"I don't know, what about that thing about tomorrow?"

"Oh, I almost forgot, I've found out a spell to take them back, I was planning on sending them back tomorrow after all has been said and done."

"SEND THEM NOW, DEAR SISTER!" Luna broke out into the Royal Canterlot Voice at her sister.

"OH MY GOD, SHUT THE F*** UP!" Pickles yelled, hungover.

"Sorry Pickles."

"Yeah yeah, f*** royalty." Pickles walked away, annoyed to the maximum level.

"Can this day get any worse?"

"I hope not." Celestia said.

The Mane 6, Dethklok, Knubbler, and Charles were all sitting in a meeting room.

"Okay guys, here's how were doing on the way back home and..."

"Hey guys," Nathan interrupted Charles. "Check this out." Nathan took out a defib-unit.

"A defibrillator?" Applejack asked rather weakly.

"Yeah, hey Skwisgaar, come here."

Skwisgaar did as he was told and Nathan shocked him.

"Ohhhh, f***, that ams goods to the bodies that I ams ins."

"You guys are morons, you know that?" Rainbow said.

"Well, do you haves the s***loads of the moneys in yous banks accounts right nows?" Skwisgaar retorted.

"Okay, guys, can't this wait? We have important things to discuss and..."

"Hey, why do we have stuff to do when we're in an alternate dimension?" Murderface asked.

"Because we're trying to get home."

"Yeah, this place ams goods, but we have stuffs to do back ats home." Toki agreed.

"Which is why I must say that..."

"I also got this laser pointer, see?" Nathan pointed the laser at Pinkie's eye, and she relaxed visibly.

"AHHHHHH!"

"Guys..."

The band was becoming less and less focused. Twilight and was getting more and more annoyed.

Toki took out an iPod, which he had on him when he ended up in Equestria and listen to Gangnam Style. He was addicted to that song and dance.

"Hey Twilight!"

"What William?" Twilight had a lot of anger in her voice.

"Your mother, ha!" Murderface high-fived Pickles.

Twilight gritted her teeth, hopped from her seat and burst into flames, her coat was white, her mane was fire, and her eyes were red with fury. Dethklok, and Knubbler were scared, especially Knubbler.

"You f***ing morons, SHUT UP AND LISTEN!" She screamed.

Dethklok, with wide eyes, sat back down, and Twilight calmed down. Charles took this silence a green light to go.

"Thank you Twilight. Okay, to the point, will you guys please apologize when we have to leave?"

"No."

"Nah."

"Not reallys."

"What are we, gay?"

"But I woulds apologize."

"So no then?"

"Yeah." Nathan said simply. Charles stayed silent for a few minutes before speaking.

"Okay then, we are dismissed than."

"What was that?" Rarity asked, holding Fluttershy close to her.

"An earthquake?" Knubbler hoped it wasn't.

The group decided it wasn't important, until Celestia and Luna opened the door and spoke to the group personally.

"You thirteen, come with me. We have a serious problem."

"What is it Celestia?" Charles asked.

"Just come with me, I'll explain on the way to the safehouse."

"Safehouse?" Twilight did not know what was happening, but it was bad.

Celestia didn't answer, but instead let the group follow her.

"Hey guys, I don'ts thinks this ams a good things." Toki seemed to be the most scared.

"Oh, like this is really a bad thing Toki." Pickles, not so much.

"I bet some fanboys somehow got here, f*** them. Like I f*** this one." Nathan punched some guard he got pissed at last week, revealing him as a changeling.

"Oh, wait... Yeah, changelings." Nathan proceeded to punch it again, knocking it out.

"Changelings!"

"Yeah Twilight, I thought you were smart, not retarded." Murderface said to be a dick.

"Move, now!"

A few more minutes in the tunnels, and they were in a saferoom.

"Alright, nopony goes in or out during this crisis. Understand?"

The others seemed to agree with the princess.

"Princess, what's going on?"

Celestia looked Twilight in her eyes, and sighed.

"The changelings, they came back, stronger in force than before. They overwhelmed our army already, nopony is safe anymore."

Twilight gasped, and tears began to form in her eyes.

"Princess, can't you do anything about it?"

"The two of us can only do so much, I'm sorry my faithful student."

Twilight began to cry harder, and began to hug her leader, her teacher, her best friend.

It was the end.

"This might be a bad time right now, but I need to take a piss."

Twilight opened her eyes, and looked at Murderface.

"Bad time, BAD TIME! This might be the end of Equestria and all you do is not care? You five are the most selfish, heartless, disgusting, horrible, perverted, twisted monsters to have ever existed in all of Eque... no~, the whole damn universe, you should all f***ing DIE!" Twilight smashed her head into the wall and dented it. She was bleeding, but the rage inside her was overwhelming. She hated humans now, wished they would all just die.

Dethklok was speechless, well, Toki was. The rest didn't seemed fazed at all. They didn't even care that Twilight was now curled up in a ball and crying. They didn't care that her friends hugged her to help her, they didn't care about anything so far.

Charles however found something to improve humanity's standing here.

"Guys, every word she said is true, and so I decided that you have to help."

"How?" Pickles didn't want to know.

"You said you're music causes magic, right?"

"Oh no, no way! They'll just cause the end to spread even further."

"Exactly, the end of the changelings here."

"Wha..." Twilight looked up at the suited man and raised an eyebrow from her tear-stained eyes.

"A single instrument causes small scale magic, imagine what a band could do. Now imagine what they could do, if it was against changelings."

Twilight found it hard, but... she knew what he meant.

"What if it doesn't work?"

"Well then, we're food."

Dethklok looked at Charles and had looks that said 'seriously' to him.

"If you guys don't do it, we'll never go home and Nathan, you'll never get your bacon cheeseburger."

"Fine, f***ing wanted that cheeseburger since last month."

"But how are we..."

"Just let them play. Trust me." Charles glasses glared as he said that, unnerving Celestia, but did she have a choice.

"My queen, we have not found the princess or the elements."

"Then find them, you imbecile! And look for these monkey men too."

"Yes, my liege." The drone flew off, leaving the queen alone. She was bored of looking for her prey, and decided that...

"My queen!"

"Yes?"

"I found the group set up some barricades at the west fields, where they came out of a bunker."

"What? Why would they make a pointless fortress?"

"I don't know, but they're all there, we're ready to capture them."

"I want to go see them, face to face."

"Yes my queen. Let me lead you."

Chrysalis followed her minion, knowing that she would have them.

"Pyro?"

"Check!"

"Speakers checked?"

"Yes Cerritos."

"Fog machine?"

"Of course."

"Guitars tuned?"

"Oh, umm, yes."

"Drums set up."

"Did that myself."

"Good Pickles. Okay, we're all set up, now we wait." Charles stepped back and let the princesses look at the stage.

"I don't know how you did it, but I genuinely believe that this is a true stage."

"Wait, what is the plan again?" Luna asked.

"We're going to play some metal, death metal." Charles said.

"Really, this will be my first time." Luna was excited.

"Good, than get ready for a concert you'll never forget."

Dethklok looked at the stage in their corpse paint makeup. They weren't impressed.

"I've seen more metal." Nathan said.

"Guys, get ready, they're coming!" Knubbler said.

"Fine."

The changeling army were marching towards the fortress, and were impressed at how they made it. But they were confused at why the center was open and exposed. Even more confusing, was that these humans were there, set up like a band. Chrysalis flew to the five and confronted them.

"Well well well, looks like you're more stupid than I thought. Pity, I would've thought you were more intelligent."

"Listen in bug bitch, we've had enough of your bulls***." Nathan spoke out to the queen, and she stepped back at that outburst.

"We're going to show you how brutal we really are, and in the end, you'll be nothing more than a whimpering pile of s***."

"Mighty words, from an imbecile. Maybe I won't feed on you, I'm afraid I will catch the stupid." Chrysalis took off and hovered above the arena.

"Try us, bitch."

The queen flew off and went to her troops.

"Attack them, show no mercy for the apes."

The changelings charged.

"NOW!" Charles yelled.

"One, two. One two three four!"

The music played. The changelings were confused, but charged anyway. The clouds were swirling somehow, and the sky was starting to turn blood red. Storms were forming and the winds were starting to build up.

"We are Dethklok, and we're not going down!"

The changelings started to get nervous, but still charged.

When the next lyrics hit, the storms started to strike the changelings, some burst in fire, others burst open in displays of gore. Some clouds began to swirls even more violently.

"What the..." Chrysalis, didn't know what was happening, but she wasn't letting violent weather ruin her plans.

Chrysalis charged at the band herself, but was stopped by a punch.

"Don't try to f*** with my bread and butter."

She looked to see a suited man hold a rapier in a fencing pose. She got up and was ready to fight.

Chrysalis managed to hit Charles with her horn, but it was a graze.

"Aww, did I ruin your suit?"

"Yes you did, but I got a dozen of these at home." Charles stabbed the queen's left wing, crippling her.

"Ah, you'll pay for that, fool!"

"Try me."

The changelings began to regroup, they were not going to die pointlessly.

That is until a tornado appeared and swallowed up more than two-thirds of the army.

Many flew in all directions, splattering in green gore and some managed to hit some of the officers, horns slicing out brains, and cutting throats.

It became chaos, and in the end, no changeling survived.

Chrysalis managed to knock Charles down, and pointed her horn at him.

"Any last words?"

"Yes, you've already lost."

"Why?"

"Because your army is already wiped out."

Chrysalis looked out to the battlefield and got a look of disbelieve and shock. Pools of green blood were everywhere. Many of her army were dead. Whatever changelings were not were too injured to survive. She was so shocked that her subjects were all dead that she didn't bother to notice Charles get up and punch her out cold. He looked at her and spoke.

"Those guys are my bread and butter, and you don't f*** with my bread and butter."

In the nearby bunker, Twilight figured it was over.

"I'm going to check."

"Okay Twi." Rainbow said. Twilight trotted out and looked out. She immediately came in, ran for the toilet, and vomited.

"I... I don't want to see what happened." Fluttershy said.

"Don't worry darling, I'm sure it's wasn't too bad, right?" Rarity tried to calm down her lover.

"Ohh, so much blood, so much death, I'm going to have nightmares for months." Twilight fainted, further affirming Fluttershy's fears.

"Maybe we'll wait until clean-up's done."

On top of the stage, Celestia looked at Luna, and spoke.

"Well, that was over the top, wasn't it?"

Luna didn't speak.

"Sister?"

"I LOVED IT, THE SOUNDS, THE MELODY, THE LYRICS, I F***ING LOVE DEATH METAL!" Luna broke out into the royal Canterlot voice, and with good reason too.

"Well then, I guess we'll find some more music for you then, dear sister." Celestia said with a smile.

Meanwhile, some evacuated ponies looked at the what had happened, and were impressed.

"Wow, that was brutal."

"Hey, maybe we should do what they do?"

"And what's that?"

"Become a death metal band."

All five stallions agreed, and that's how Dethklop was born.

Inside a hidden chamber in Canterlot, Dethklok, Charles and Dick were all gathered to go home. Celestia approached the seven, and Mane six joined them.

"Well then, you saved Equestria, and managed to rid us of a group that would have killed us all. Thank you."

"No problem princess, I just hope that Twilight is okay."

"Don't worry, I took out that particular memory of the aftermath. Thank you Dethklok. Now, please stand still, this may hurt."

"Before you do that, bring the queen."

"Why?"

"We'll give her justice, don't worry."

"Very well." Chrysalis brought in, chained up and screaming in rage. The guards gave Charles the leash.

"Time to go you eight."

Celestia cast a spell, the eight glowed and in a flash, disappeared. Rarity sighed.

"I am so glad, that's over. Now then, let's go home."

The rest agreed, knowing that it was finally over.