After a few minutes of discussion, Dick and Toki agreed to go with Pinkie Pie, Murderface decided that a farmpony was better than as he put it, 'A stuck-up bitch with a lesbian girlfriend.' Needless to say, Rarity punched him after so much insults. Nathan went with the couple, along with Skwisgaar. Pickles stayed with Rainbow Dash and Charles decided to stay with Twilight. The 13 split up and Charles was alone with Twilight.

"So, Charles... Please tell me you're smarter than... Dethklok."

"I am. What did they do?"

"They blew up my kitchen, got drunk and ruined the local bar, found out they have magic, Skwisgaar got an allergic reaction, and they got drunk again. That's the short and narrow of it."

"Interesting. They must have done a lot of damage then. I'll have to keep a closer eye on them then."

"Right then..."

"I'll also have to ask the princess for some money."

"No duh, they just got here a few days ago."

"Yeah, well I also have to make sure they don't waste it."

"Why?"

"Believe me, they wasted more money during renovations than the country I was born in did in a decade."

"What! Are they that stupid?"

"Well... yes."

"Oh my goodness." Twilight shook her head as she prepared her supplies to go to the princess' castle.

"Do you really need all that stuff?"

"Um..." Twilight looked to see so many scrolls and parchment and quills packed up, among other things.

"We're going to a meeting, not a vacation. I'm just going to put it out, we need to give a better impression, so when we go, tell the others to let me do the talking."

"Alright, I will."

"Great, let's go get ready."

And the two packed up for this small trip.

"Here we are! Sweet Apple Acres!"

"Fantastic."

Murderface and Applejack had walked over to the farm. The walk here wasn't as long but...

"My f***ing legs hurt. I need a rest." Murder face said as he propped up on a tree.

"Fine, ya take a break and then we git ya to mah home."

Murderface took a deep breath and felt disgusted. He preferred the dank and smelly confines of Mordhaus and rather die there than live here. He took out a cigarette and took a long drag in.

"What's that?"

"It's mine, shut up!" Murderface took another drag of smoke in and breathed the smoke into the farm mare's face. Applejack coughed and felt offended.

"Okay, that's it! Ya'll coming with me." Applejack took out a lasso and tied it around Murderface's ankles and began to drag him home.

"Hey! Let go of me you f***ing bitch! Let! GO!"

"Noph." Applejack simply said with the rope in her mouth.

"F***ing bitch!"

Applejack reached her home and relished her grip on the rope and began to untie him.

"Why me?" Murderface asked himself.

"'Cause yer a jerk."

"Yeah, well f*** you."

Applejack shook her head and finished untying the bassist.

"Imma go git some rest, leukemia takes more out of ya than ya think. Don't ya run off now, ya hear?"

"Find, I'm going to take a piss."

Applejack nodded and went inside while Murderface went to a random tree and took a wizz.

"I hate this place."

Skwisgaar was relaxing in the cottage. He felt really at peace, and the rabbit saw him very pleasantly, maybe his guitar playing had something to do with it.

"So Skwisgaar, tell me. What's was you life at home?" Rarity asked the lead guitarist.

"Right, so my homes ams a places calleds Mordhaus."

"Sounds exotic."

"Nots reallys, it ams full of peoples dyings and the bloods and the soaps puddle."

"Of course it is." Rarity deadpanned.

"Yeah, one thing I ams noticed fors back at homes is my sexes appeal."

"Really? I bet the mares at your home are all over you."

"Yeah, and I bed thems too, especially the GMILF."

Rarity was taken aback, did Skwisgaar just admit hedonist appeals, especially towards the... elderly?

"Erm, I guess you can do that too."

"It also nice to chocks yourselfs with the long rubber cords while jackings off and..."

"Stop, stop, stop! No more of that Skwisgaar. I'm used to the blood and gore that follows you, but hedonism taken to the extreme? That's where I cross the line!" Rarity took out a rope and checked it's strength.

"Big deals, I haves been tieds ups before, espsically when that GMILF..."

"Quiet! I'm gagging you now." Rarity said as she put the rope in Skwisgaar's mouth and began to gag him.

Kinky, too bads she ams the horses. Skwisgaar thought.

Nathan walked in the room with Fluttershy and looked confused, but...

"This is some bitching curry. Murderface was right." Nathan took another bite out of his curry.

"Oh my..." Fluttershy did not know what to think of the sight.

"Nothing personal, he just said some things that constituted gagging."

Nathan just continued eating his curry while Fluttershy nodded.

I f***ing love this curry. I wonder what she made it with.

"Looks at thats."

"Lookie at that!"

"Hey! Looks! It ams the donkeys."

"That's Cranky Doodle Donkey, he's a very nice donkey."

"Neat."

Toki, Dick and Pinkie Pie were taking a walk, Sugarcube Corner wasn't a good place for Toki to stay at with his diabetes, so they went socializing.

"I'm glad this place doesn'ts haves douchebags." Toki said.

"Jerks are everywhere, that why we friends got to stick together!" Pinkie said.

"Yeah!" Toki responded.

"Yep!" Dick agreed with Pinkie.

"I likes you."

"I like you too, but in a way that only friends do, not lovebirds."

"Ugh, I like these ponies so far, but that idea is just sick." Dick said.

"Only if you think so." Pinkie shrugged.

"Yeah, and why dos I have to be left behinds by my bands all the damn times?"

"They do that?" Pinkie said incredulously.

"Yeah. Hey, you gots the pranks?"

Pinkie took out a massive box bigger than her and opened it, Toki looked inside and grinned evilly. He had no idea how Pinkie defies the laws of physics, but hell! Pranking is going to happen.

"Oh f***s yeah." Toki said under his breath.

"Okay, so you are gonna agree that at 8 pm tonight, we have a drinking contest, deal?"

"Yep. Don't have work tomorrow." Rainbow shook her hoof with Pickles' hand.

Celestia had just saw her loyal guards go off to Ponyville to pick up Dethklok. She only hoped for the best.

"Sister, is it such a good idea to let those foals waltz into Canterlot?" Luna asked as she joined Celestia.

"Well, I can only say it'll be interesting, Lulu."

"Be quiet sister, you know I hate that nickname."

"Oh Lulu, you always were so cute when you were annoyed."

"Fine, Cel."

Celestia widened her eyes and looked devious at her sister.

"Touche Lulu."

"Touche Cel."

The two sisters had a quick laugh and trotted back in.