After about an hour of the royal guard removing the body and cleaning the blood from the room, Dethklok, their manager, and the head recorder talked to the Mane 6 in a secluded part of the library. It was actually the same layout as the conference room that Dethklok had so often been in.

"So, is everyone ready?" Charles asked.

"Yes we are." Twilight said.

"Yeah, we're ready." Nathan said.

"Good! To you mares, I am Dethklok's manager, Chief Financial Officer, and lawyer, Charles Foster Ofdensen."

"Nice to meet you Charles, you seem more..." Twilight paused to think of a word to describe Charles without hurting Dethklok's feelings.

"Responsible?"

"Right, thanks. Anyway I'd like to say that we originally came with 19 others, but one was eaten by a dragon, one was crushed by a huge rock, most were killed by a hydra and well, you know the last one."

"Oh Celestia... aren't you, you know, sad?" Rarity asked.

"No, these men knew what they were signing up for when they joined us."

"Yeah, and they have hamburger times on a daily basis." Skwisgaar said.

"Hamburger time?" Rainbow asked, before Twilight motioned the other mares out of the room.

"Okay you five, we have out top scientists working on a way out of here..."

"Good! This place sucks my balls." Murderface said.

"Yeah, and the moon pony ams the total dildo douchebags too." Skwisgaar said.

"Yeah we f***ing hate this place. F*** it and the ponies. This place is not f***ing metal or brutal." Nathan said.

It was silent in the room for a few minutes before the mares came back in visibly disturbed. They sat down while Charles stared. He then spoke up.

"Look, like it or not, we're stuck for a few weeks, so you better get used to it."

"Fine, this place is full of douches anyways." Pickles said.

"Well Pickles, I don't like this place as much as you do, but now that the shock of nearly dying had pass over for me, I guess I'll just look into being a watchful eye, so to speak." Dick said.

"When your eyes are robotic, that is kinda ironic, and I mean ironic." Pinkie said.

"Yes, well..."

Murderface then spoke up. "Hey guys, I just got this totally cool idea!"

"NO!" Dick said, his eyes glowing red for a few seconds before returning to normal.

"Why not?"

"Let's take a look at your 'failures.'"

"Oh, my failures."

"Number one, Murderface's Titty Time Car Wash. Hot women wash your car."

"I stand by that idea."

"Made no money and a series of lawsuits."

"I did not touch those f***ing girls!" The mares at this point confused at what was happening, but just listened.

"The lawsuits weren't from the girls, they were from the drivers for vehicle damages. Number two, the 'Murderface Planet Piss Cologne.'"

"What about it?"

"Hugh failure, the FDA found traces of urine in each and every bottle, causing painful and irreversible rashes to break out on all users' bodies."

"That's the point, my piss is in every bottle! What's not good about that?" Rarity seemed distinctly grossed out at the mention of urine in cologne. Was this guy idiotic or something?

"And number three, The Murderface home pyrotechnics kit. You all can guess why that failed, can you?"

They all nodded and simply sat there.

"So that's why you can never give out ideas William, understand?"

"I guess so."

"Good."

"TWILIGHT, TWILIGHT!"

"What is it Spike?"

"A letter from Princess Celestia, she's coming here to see if there are any new humans."

"What, how'd she..."

"We may have something to do with this. Let me handle this." Charles said.

"But..."

"Trust me, I'm more competent than most humans you met."

Twilight bit her lip, but decided there was no point in not letting him.

"Fine, but be nice."

"Trust me, I'm all business."

"Yeah, by the way Charles, where's my f***ing cheeseburger?"

"I had Pierre get the order for when we get back, I bet you can wait three weeks for a burger, right?"

"Well I want it now."

"We have no beef, or bacon."

"F***!"

Fluttershy was visibly sickened at the thought of animals being eaten, but she knew it was survivalist of them. Most ponies were disgusted at the idea of 'ponies' eating meat in the first place.

"I'll wait in the main floor." Charles said, walking out of the room with Dick.

"I hope this goes better than when you came here."

"Well maybe we should keep an eye out for jerks, that want to kill us, for no good reason."

"Please, when will that happen?"

They waited for an answer, but no response.

"Exactly!"

Charles was at the main library floor with Dick, while reading a book on the history of Equestria. He needed to know this place first. He was finished with the pre-Nightmare Moon era when Celestia came in, blinding Dick with the powerful sun ray.

"Ahh, my eyes!"

Celestia laughed a bit as she went into the library. She looked at the two and spoke.

"So, you must be the new humans in Equestria. Welcome!"

"Thank you princess, I'll just get to the point. The sooner you can get Dethklok and us out of here, the better."

"You know of them?"

"I'm their manager, CFO and lawyer."

"And I'm the recording manager." Dick said.

"Please tell me you are more intelligent then those men."

"We are, they are just used to being waited hand and foot so to speak."

"Hmm, and you?"

"I make sure they earn money and don't waste it. Believe me, when I was gone, they wasted an unbelievable amount."

"While they keep saying 'F*** money' and I quoted that of course." Dick said.

"Really, then they're going to have a bad time." Celestia said in a hidden smug tone.

"Well let's try to get on better terms, how about we arrange a meeting later today?"

"Sounds good, I'll send for a chariot later in the afternoon. Okay?"

"Sounds great princess, I'll tell them."

"Good, what is your name, by the way?"

"Charles Foster Ofdensen."

"Princess Celestia."

"Nice to meet you, I'll see you later."

"Me too." Celestia walked out of the room, pleasantly surprised at the two humans' behavior. Maybe most humans are not so stupid and violent after all.

Charles walked to the meeting room to talk to the rest of them.

"Okay, I met the princess, she's very nice and I arranged a meeting with her at the capital, you are all coming with me."

"Do we have to?" Pickles asked.

"Yes Pickles, you do. And I want you five to be on your best behavior, one wrong move and we're in a funk."

"Fine, but I'll have you know, her sister is a total dildo."

"You can't talk that way about the Princess in front of us!" Twilight said.

"Well she is. There I said it."

"At least you didn't say it to her face." Charles said.

"Eeyep, let's get ready tah go to Canterlot."

The 13 members agreed and when their separate ways, ready to face... ROYALTY... again.