DETHKLOK in Equestria
Chapter 13: Murphy's Klok
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By Awesomedude17
Twilight trotted to the door and said,
"I'm going out, you behave while I'm out."
"Where are you going?" Asked Dick.
"Getting my friends, since you two are now here."
"Oh, okay then."
"And maybe later I can asked about those eyes you have."
"What, these old things?" Dick said as he tapped the robotic eyes he had. "Yeah, these are to replace my old eyes."
"What happened?" Twilight asked, thinking it was violent.
"Decompression sickness." Dick said simply.
"Oh, okay. I'm going to be... getting my friends, bye!" Twilight dashed out and closed the door, leaving the farm mare and the seven humans. Charles then spoke up.
"Okay, I would ask if you guys got in trouble, but I can see you already have."
"Yeah yeah, untie us you robot!" Murderface said.
"Yeah, unties us!" Toki agreed.
"Yeah, untie us!" Pickles said.
"Unties me, you f***ing robots!" Skwisgaar said.
"Yeah, untie us, or you're fired." Nathan said.
"Very well then, you mind helping us?" Charles asked Applejack.
"Of course, these here humans are just stupid."
"That's right, we can't do anything right! Except be death metal musicians!" Nathan said in a bellowing tone.
"Right right, I'll take care of Skwisgaar, you get the rest, okay?"
"That's fine."
"Alright."
"Good." Dick said as he approached the tied guitarist.
"Be carefuls, I have rashes from being draggeds from the apples farm." Skwisgaar said.
"I will."
After about 15 minutes, the five man band was untied and ready to talk.
"Okay so what are we..."
"AVATACO!"
"Holy s***!" Dick said as he fell backwards.
"Hehehehe! You look funny!" Pinkie said, hanging upside down.
"Oh, his Pinksie!" Toki said.
"Hi Toki!"
"Wow, how she breaks the laws of gravity is beyond me." Pickles said.
"Gravity, who gives a dang about gravity?"
At that point, Nathan tried something.
"I don't give a damn about gravity!"
Those lyrics caused gravity to turn off in the library.
"What's going on?" Spike said as floated aimlessly into the main area.
"Gravity is off! WEEEE!" Pinkie said as she hopped around in zero gravity.
"Yeah, I did it with my voice, it's awesome! Watch! RAGHHHHHHHHH-"
"What the hell?" Murderface said as he got surrounded by an aura again.
"Oh you son of a... AHHHHHHH! OPH! AHHHHHHH! OPH! AHHHHHHH! F***!"
Nathan continued to scream and fling Murderface around the room when the other four mares came to the library.
"What is goin...whoa!" Twilight was wondering why there was no gravity, or how Pinkie got here first.
"Twilight, help me!" Spike said, scared about what was happening.
"Yeah Twi, help us mighty!" Applejack said, more confused than scared.
"Fine, But I have no idea what caused this!"
"I did it with my voice, it's awesome! I can also do this." Nathan said as he coughed a bit to clear his throat. "Hey guy, I'm talking with quiet voice."
"Holy s***s! That's amazings!" Skwisgaar said.
"It's just mimicry." Pickles said.
"Mimicsry, mimicsry."
"Yeah, that's alright but I can totally make my voice sound like a trumpet."
"I doubt that!" Pinkie said.
"Just watch. WHA WHA WHA WHAAAAAA!"
"Ho-ly crud."
"Well, I'll admit that was good Pickles, good job." Rarity said, still not going inside with the zero gravity situation.
"Right, so how about I..."
"Turn on the damned gravity Nathan!" Twilight said in an annoyed tone. There was a quiet pause, not even flies buzzed around, mainly because of no gravity.
"Fine, you don't need to be a stuck up bi..."
"Shut up and do it!"
"Fine! Gravitron is destroyed, Return to normalcy!" At that, the gravity turned back to normal. Dethklok and Charles landed on their feet, Dick and Spike landed on their backs, Twilight and Applejack landed on their sides and Pinkie Pie stayed in the air. The three mares outside were careful, but when they saw the gravity was normal again, so they went in.
"Okay, that went better than I expected." Charles said.
"Oh my, that's a very nice suit you're wearing sir!" Rarity said, looking at the new human.
"Thank you."
"Okay okay, we need to know what is going on right now!" Twilight said.
"Right, so I'll just..."
Knock knock!
"I'll get it!" Rainbow said. When she opened the door, she looked around, until she heard something crawl inside. "What the..." Rainbow gasped.
A Klokateer was missing his lower torso, guts trailing behind him, masked partially ripped and bleeding out.
"Number 42042, what happened?" Charles asked.
"All dead, hydra, bear, dragons, poison ivy." The Klokateer gave his last breath. The mares in the room were sick to their stomach. Applejack, Fluttershy and Spike couldn't hold it, and vomited. Rarity fainted at the sight, and Twilight and Rainbow were just standing there, shocked.
"Oh my..." Twilight didn't know what to say, so she said the first thing that came to her mind.
"S***."
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