DETHKLOK in Equestria
Chapter 12: They Need Me... Time to Punch the Klok
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By Awesomedude17
Charles was in his office, trying to find a way to get back his band, and possibly his only real family. He took a piece out of his apple pie and ate it. It seemed that pie was the only way to relive the stress he had gotten so far. After swallowing, he thought about one thing.
Those guys are going to kill themselves if I don't watch over them. I need to get to them.
Charles got up and walked over to the metal technology wing in Mordhaus. As the lights passed him in the elevator, he also had some thoughts.
Who's watching them anyway? Will there be any people dying there? How will they survive for a month without me? I hate to admit it, but they truly need me, especially after that fiasco with Mordhaus renovations. Charles thought of the time when he heard that Dethklok spent $106,788,500,000 on renovating Mordhaus. Even a man who didn't know the value of a dollar would think that that was an insane amount of money wasted. He was just glad that most of the renovations were gone, but Pickles' furniture stayed as a compromise.
Charles had reached the tech wing and saw some scientists. He walked up to them and spoke to them.
"Tell me what you have."
"Well..." Spoke the scientist. "We got a way to the world they're in at least."
"To them?"
"Yes, but it's going to take a lot of energy."
"I don't care, they could be hurting themselves as we speak."
The scientist looked nervous, but nonetheless led the CFO to the device.
"We had managed to duplicate the exact circumstances that brought Dethklok to that alternate world. All we need to do was to hit the music and we'll have people go to that world."
"I'll need some top scientists, a large number of the klokateers, and some materials to build the device when we get there." Charles said, realizing that they could build the device there instead and save time.
"Are you..."
"Of course I'm sure! Do it!"
"Right away!" The scientist ran off, leaving Charles to think long and hard about what was to come.
"Ugh, what happeneds."
Skwisgaar had woken up in an unfamiliar place and with a hangover. He got up and looked around.
"Where ams I?"
Skwisgaar stepped outside and...
"AHH Ohpph!"
Skwisgaar fell out of a treehouse.
"OPM!" Skwisgaar's guitar also fell on him.
"Of all the stupids f***ing lucks I ams havings, this ams the absolutes worst things possible." Skwisgaar said in a low tone, picking up his guitar and looking over to where he thought Ponyville was. He took one step and noticed something else.
"Huh. Oh looks, three filly lookings at me. That ams not weirds or anything." Skwisgaar walked off not giving a damn about anything. Sweetie Belle spoke up.
"Who was that?"
"Ah dunno." Apple Bloom said "But he messed up our treehouse!"
"Let's get him!" Scootaloo said, garnering nods from the other two.
Skwisgaar heard something behind him, those three fillies.
"Oh for the loves of Freya." Skwisgaar took off, his hangover wasn't making things any easier. He was managing to stay ahead of the fillies, but just barely.
The first thing Toki woke up to was a hangover, then he noticed that he was tied up. He also noticed that he was tied up to his fellow bandmates. When he saw Twilight, he felt really guilty.
"Oh nos, did we gets drunk and messed ups your libraries Twilight?" Toki said.
"Not only that, but you harassed my friends and damaged some of my books. I would have you guys a pay for it, but I've come to realize that you're too stupid to work, so you're just going to have more supervision." Twilight said in a way that a parent would say to scorn a child. Toki noticeably flinched at this scornful manner. "Understand?"
"Yes." Toki said, looking down.
"Good! When the others are ready to behave, you'll be untied."
Murderface farted as Twilight finished her sentence.
"Celestia have mercy on you Toki Wartooth."
Toki just sighed. He was rarely the voice of reason, but when he was, he did it for the right reason. He just hoped these mares would not die like the rest of his friends did.
"Sire, we are ready!"
"Good! We'll send a test subject first. #412294, you''ll be our test subject." Charles said.
"Yes sire!" Said the klokateer, hopping on a simple, 'metal' circular ring with glass on top of it. The scientist hit the switch.
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
The klokateer saw the lights, and disappeared a few moments later.
"We got a lock on him?" Charles asked.
"Yes sire!"
"Hmmm, where am I?" Asked #412294. He looked to see a dragon, licking it's lips.
"OH FU..." The dragon bit into the ground the human was at and swallowed. He then flew away.
"The beacon is moving quickly sire, is that suppose to happen?"
"No, no it's not." Charles said. "Test it again!"
Nathan was trying not to yell at Murderface and Pickles during one of their fights.
"It's your f***ing fault that we're tied up Pickles!"
"MY FAULT! You were the one causing property damage!"
"Well you had to play headbutts, did ya?!"
"I was drunk, ya douchebag!"
"You two, shut the hell UP!" Nathan said, feeding his own hangover as a result. It worked thought, the two shut up. Toki spoke up.
"Hey, where ams Skwisgaars?"
"I don't know Toki, maybe he's bedding old ladies again." Pickles said, garnering a look from Twilight, who was watching the four.
Skwisgaar has a thing for the elderly? At this point, even that is not a surprise!
At that point, the door opened to reveal somepony she hadn't seen in a few days.
"Applejack, aren't you supposed to..."
"Yeah, but Apple Bloom just had tah show me this thang." Applejack dragged in Skwisgaar, who was tied up in crude knots, obviously from a result of a struggling prey, in this case, Skwisgaar.
"Wowee Skwisgaar, yous got tieds up! It's so..." Toki laughed a bit, clearly trying to downplay the guitarist.
"Yeah yeah, yous ams still not the level of guitars playings that I haves Toki." Skwisgaar said in an unamused tone.
Twilight shook her head, but Toki just looked at the new mare. "I sorrys, but who ams you?"
Applejack nodded and introduced herself. "The name's Applejack, farmer of Sweet Apple Acres just outside of Ponyville. Ah also happen to have heard of ya five too, especially when ya get drunk." She finish in a smug tone.
"No! We're not five!" Nathan said.
"What, that wasn't even... nevermind, yer crazy."
Twilight just shook her head lightly. "So Applejack, you getting better after the treatment?"
"Yep, Ah just can't work right now, which sucks mighty." Applejack said. "Ah have to get treatments every six months, that eats into mah worktime Twi!"
"I know, but you're still have to get them."
"Wait, treatment?" Nathan said.
"Yeah, Leukemia."
"That is f***ing brutal man!"
Applejack raised an eyebrow at his colorful language, but nonetheless just looked back at Twilight.
"Okay, Twi, ya keep an eye on these here humans, if they're like Nikolai, they will cause trouble when near liquor."
"Right Applejack, I will."
"Ahem, if I may..."
The two mares looked over to the door to see two humans, both of them they haven't seen before. One spoke.
"Would you please untie those guys, I need to talk to them..."
-20 minutes ago-
Charles, after the second attempt was contempt with going again, so he gather the klokateers needed, 17 in fact, to perform the task at hand, getting Dethklok back.
"Ready." He said.
"Yes sire, good to go!"
"Hit it!"
The machine roared to life, in the bowels of Mordhaus. As it did however...
"Charles, are you... Holy f***ing crap!" Said a blond man with robotic eyes.
"Dick, now's not the time."
"Right, I'll be, not here." Dick Knubbler walked away but slipped on an empty soda can laying on the ground, falling into the machine as it was in the final phase, and the group of 19 disappeared. One of the scientist picked up the can.
"Who drank Dr. Pepper on their lunch break?"
One of them raised his hand.
"Take him to the punishment room!"
The unlucky klokateer was grabbed by two others and dragged away to the punishment room for a few weeks of horror and psychological harm, nothing too serious.
Charles had landed on his feet when he looked over the rest of the group.
"Ah, f***! What the hell!" Dick Knubbler said, picking himself up from the ground.
"What happened, what made you slip?" Charles said.
"A f***ing soda can, that's what! Where am I?"
The group looked around to see that they were in a forest of some sorts. "No idea."
ROAR!
"What was that?" Dick asked, visibly scared.
"I don't know, but we should move."
The others agreed and went out. After about 5 minutes of walking, they reached a hole in the canopy and rested.
GRRR!
"Okay, there is something following us, like, right now!" Knubbler said, worried.
"I'll check it out sire." A klokateer said, grabbing a knife to fight the animal with. He approached a bush and looked through it.
"Huh, nothing. I guess..."
At that point something came out, a hydra, and bit into the klokateer, severing him in half.
"HOLY F***ING S***! RUN!" Knubbler said in a very panicked tone, running away with Charles. The klokateers stayed and fought however, a tail sliced three in half, one of which was vertically, another five were eaten, and four were crushed by its feet. The remaining four just attacked, but were knocked away into the forest. Two were stabbed into the tree branch, their organs hanging along the branch. One broke his neck and died, and the last one fell onto something soft.
"Huh, I'm alive I'm al..."
GRAH!
The klokateer looked around to see a grizzly bear looking eye to eye with the unlucky man.
"Oh no..."
The bear clawed the man's face, tearing it into a disfigured look, with bone exposed and an eye hanging out. The bear then took a bite at his neck and caused him to squirt much of his blood out. The bear then began to eat him up.
Dick Knubbler and Charles Foster Ofdensen had gotten out of the forest alive, but visibly exhausted. Charles was just glad to know his suit was okay. He look around to see one thing he was not used to seeing. Bright colors. The two looked at each other and without words, they set off to find Dethklok. They didn't look far, they chose saw Skwisgaar get dragged by an orange pony with a stetson on its head.
"What the... a horse?" Dick said in disbelief.
"No, a pony. We have to move."
The two moved, following the pony and reaching a building made out of a tree. Dick was slacked jawed, but he could note quite a few things. The two walked towards the building. Dick walked up to Charles.
"I don't like it here, they're staring at me, it's unnerving!"
"Don't worry, we're almost there."
The two were at the door and Charles opened it. He had overheard part of a conversation.
"Okay, Twi, ya keep an eye on these here humans, if they're like Nikolai, they will cause trouble when near liquor."
"Right Applejack, I will."
"Ahem, if I may..."
The two ponies turned towards the humans and Charles spoke up.
"Would you please untie those guys, I need to talk to them, alone."
"And you are?" Asked the orange pony.
"Hey Charles." Nathan said, not really getting the tense atmosphere.
"Wait, you know him?" The purple pony asked.
"Yeah, he's our manager. And he brought our recording guy too."
"By complete accident, one that almost got me mauled by a f***ing hydra!" Dick said, his robotic eyes glowing red from clear anger.
"Oh dear..." The purple pony said. "This cannot end well."
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