It was sunset, and the band was together in Twilight's library. They had all put on corpse facepaint on, giving them an undead look.

"Do we have to put on this makeup, Toki?" Nathan asked.

"Of course! Betters than costumes, right!"

"I guess so. But it sucks we can't f***ing drink!"

"I know! What the hell!" Pickles said.

"I still wondering how that guy just appeared in this world guys." Murderface said. "And what did he mean that his swears were being bleeped, I heard them just fine."

"You know, you're right. Was he crazy or something?"

"Nah, he seemed to be a bigger dick than me."

"Someone, a bigger dick, than you." Nathan said.

"Yep!"

"Huh."

The group was silent, and they were waiting. Twilight soon came out in her costume.

"What do you think boys?"

The band looked at Twilight and raised their eyebrows. She was dressed up in doctors outfit, but it was different. It had a medical sign on the flank and she had a strange backpack on. She also had small frame glasses and a tie was well tucked in the costume.

"Umm, cool... guys."

The band just half-heartedly agreed it was an interesting costume, which annoyed Twilight.

"You know, last year, no one even understood what my costume was."

"Well, a doctor is obvious."

"I hate doctors." Murderface remarked.

"Why?"

"Well Twilight, doctors are weird. They say they'll help you, but they actually jack you off. They're like, 'You have a hernia, let me check your balls!', Think about it!"

"You're just being irrational."

"Doctors may be weird, but dentists are even weirder. They f*** with your teeth and your teeth are connected to your brain. When your teeth rot, your brain rots, and then you die!" Nathan said.

"Hamburger Time!" Pickles pointed out. Hamburger Time was a term Dethklok used instead of die, dying or death.

"Hamburger Time, right."

"Hamburger Time?"

"We use thats instead of word related to deaths, Twilight." Toki said.

"Huh..." Yeah, I don't even know.

"And guys, why can't we gets a lady boob to cleans our teeth."

The group was silent, before chuckling a little. Nathan began to talk.

"Man, that idea is..."

"That a billion dollar idea right there, Toki."

"Yeah Murderface, that is a billion dollar idea! Cleaning your teeth with tits!"

Twilight deadpanned. Ugh, these guys are so immature.

Rarity was trying to get her lover to come out of the closet (literally) after the two learned tonight was Nightmare Night.

"Fluttershy, come out!"

"NO! I DON'T WANNA!"

Rarity shook her head. The moment she had to be loud is while she's hiding.

"Fluttershy, it's just costumes and candy! There is absolutely nothing to be afraid of!"

"THERE IS... THERE IS..."

"Fluttershy!" Rarity was determined to get her marefriend out of hiding, even if it took all night. "I promise you, I'll protect you, make you safe! I promise!"

Silence, it was like so for a few minutes. It was broken when Fluttershy opened the door to reveal herself. She spoke.

"Promise?"

"I do, my love." Rarity gave Fluttershy a peck on the lips to enhance the effect. "I promise."

Fluttershy looked thoughtful for a few moments, before saying, "Alright, I go out."

"Perfect, because I have some costumes for us to wear." Rarity took out some costumes from a box hidden in the corner of the room. Fluttershy took one long look, and got a confused look.

"You expect me to wear that?" Fluttershy said, pointing at a questionable costume.

"Of course not! I expect you wear this!" Rarity said, giving Fluttershy arguably the most scary of the two costumes.

"Oh, dear..."

Rainbow Dash was already in her costume of Tank Dempsey, so she decided to visit Applejack at Sweet Apple Acres to see how she was doing after her Leukemia treatment.

"Sorry you couldn't join us for Nightmare Night, Applejack. You would have loved to see the new humans."

"Nah, Ah wouldn't." Applejack started, "By what ya told me, those guys seem tah be missin' a few screws."

"Whatever, I think my costume is going to wow them!"

"You dressed up as Dempsey. If Ah didn't know better, Ah'd think you had a crush on him."

Rainbow Dash got a blush on her cheeks. The stubble she put on for her costume didn't cover the blush at all.

"Shu... Shut up Applejack!"

"Oh mah goodness, Ya do have a crush on him!"

"Do not!"

"Ah'm just joking around Rainbow. Ya have fun, and keep an eye on Apple Bloom for me, alright?"

"Fine, I will. But that won't stop me from pulling some awesome pranks."

Applejack chuckled as she snuggled into her bed more. "Ya do have fun Rainbow, and tell me what those humans do for me, will ya."

"Yes sir!" Rainbow said, before speeding out the window, closing it on the way out.

Applejack chuckled. "Ah expect trouble. Oh yes, Ah do." And when it happens, Ah will have to hear all about it. Applejack was soon out like a light.

"I sure do hope you enjoy Nightmare Night tonight Luna."

"Thanks Tia."

The two princesses were preparing for tonight's celebrations, Luna especially.

"So, What do you think of my costume Tia?"

"It is..." Celestia tried to find a word for Luna's costume, "Scary, but a bit overdone."

"But I always go as my darker self, Nightmare Moon!"

"Well, at least you are now speaking like a regular pony now."

"It took a few years, but I finally did it!"

"Yep, you better go now, it's almost time."

"Let me raise the moon first, then I'll go."

"Excellent. Keep an eye on Dethklok too."

"Alright, but they are not to drink."

"I agree, especially after what happened a few nights ago."

Both princesses laughed at the fact. Luna went to the balcony to raise the moon and soon left for her tour of fearful fun.

Pinkie Pie had already dressed up in her costume.

"Yep, I'm Pinkiepool, the mare with the mouth!"

The cakes were giving confused looks. Mr. Cake began to speak.

"How did you get the idea?"

"Just thought of it."

A man soon appeared with a flash with another Pinkie Pie.

"Hmm, Just another Equestria!"

"Boring!"

"Let's blow this taco stand!"

The two visitors then disappeared in a flash, confusing even Pinkie Pie from this universe.

"What was that?"

Mr. and Mrs. Cake just opened their mouths, but no words came out. Deciding this wasn't important, they just went to dress up for Nightmare Night. Pinkie Pie decided it was time.

"Time for candy!"

Pinkie dashed downstairs and soon rushed through the streets, meeting with a group of foals that were trick or treating. Among them was a very familiar colt to Pinkie.

"Pipsqueak, how are you?"

"Just fine Pinkie. Look at me, I'm a valiant knight!" Pipsqueak decided to dress up as a knight in shining armor this Nightmare Night.

"Great to hear, let's go trick or treating! Let's start over there!"

The foals cheered and soon dashed for the house Pinkie pointed to. This Night was going to be very interesting.

Dethklok and Twilight were walking towards the center of town.

Nathan was the only one who didn't flinch, he just looked up to see Rainbow Dash dressed up as a man.

"Rainbow, why did you dress up as a dude?"

Murderface recovered next and heard the question, then looked at rainbow. "Hey yeah, why are you dressed up as a dude?"

"Remember when we told you about the first humans here?"

"Umm, uhh, mmm, yeah. Yeah we do." Nathan said.

"Well I thought one of them was cool enough, so I dressed up as Tank Dempsey."

The group was silent, except for Skwisgaar using his guitar to float an apple to his face to take a bite out of it.

"Who is Tank Dempsey?" Nathan asked.

"Oh, that I can explain." Twilight began. "About two months ago, two humans appeared in Equestria, one a drunk named Nikolai, the other a war buff named Tank Dempsey."

Nathan looked thoughtful, as was Pickles.

"Basicly, Dempsey was the more tolerable of the two for two reasons, one mainly because Nikolai was constantly drunk and very incompetent, and other being that he knew the limits of each of us better."

"Okay..."

It was silent for a good few minutes, before something caught Twilight's attention.

"Wait... Fluttershy?"

"Oh, umm, yes. I'm here."

Twilight was amazed at the fact that Fluttershy would come out for Nightmare Night, and even more surprised at the fact that she dressed up as a vampire seductress, with a long flowing cape, face powdered to the point that it was pale, fake blood poured out her mouth, and her mane tied up in a bun. Rarity followed, dressed as an apparent victim of the make-believe vampire, complete with nice clothing, fake blood to simulate puncture wounds on her neck, and her hair styled so that it is pure black and flowing. The group was surprised to see the two come up with such... such...

"Whoa, those costumes are f***ing brutal!" Nathan noted.

"Thank you Nathan! I designed them myself. Your costumes however seem a bit..." Rarity tapped her chin with her hoof to try to think of a word to describe Dethklok's costumes. "...plain."

"We are humans, we are scary already."

"And we ams the death metals band. I knows we can makes the musics kill the monster." Skwisgaar added.

"I guess."

"Yeah."

An awkward silence followed between the nine. Only the noises from the surrounding ponies were heard. It was a good few minutes before Pinkie Pie came into the equation.

"HIYA GUYS!"

"Hellos Pinkie. How ams yous?"

"Good! I got lots of candy for myself later."

"Oh, okay." I hates being the diabetics. Nos sweet for me.

It was at that point the mayor came in, dress up as a mad scientist, complete with a crazy hairdo, goggles, and a lab coat with some pseudo-burn marks. She began to speak.

"Welcome to another Nightmare Night! I am so glad you all came out to enjoy tonight. For those of you who already gotten candy tonight, we will tell you all the tale of... Nightmare Moon." The mayor laughed in a spooky manner, which considering her costume this year, well fitting.

"This better be good! I can't enjoy this place if it's boring all the time." Nathan yelled out.

"Yeah, and the hospitals don't have the good foods eithers!"

"And you live next to a monster-infested forest! What the he..." The five bandmates were brought to Twilight's face.

"Shut it!" She said in a hushed voice.

"Whys?" Toki asked.

"Just shut it or I'll have the princess lock you up for disorderly conduct!"

"Okay, fine. Jeez."

"I know, right!" Murderface said.

At that moment Zecora appeared on stage to discuss the origins of Nightmare Night, but Dethklok wasn't really paying attention.

"Man, this is boring." Pickles said.

"Yep." Murderface said.

They just walked with the ponies to a statue of Nightmare Moon, just outside of Ponyville.

"You know, this place is totally gay." Nathan said.

"Totallys." Skwisgaar said.

"I agree with you Nathan, I really do."

"Right Pickles."

At that point, the clouds began to swirl, and out came a chariot pulled by ponies with bat wings. The rider was Princess Luna, Ponyville was her last stop, and her scariest stop too. She got out of her chariot, and began to speak.

"CITIZENS OF PONYVILLE! NIGHTMARE MOON IS HERE!!!"

All the ponies screamed in fear, dropped their candy, and ran away. The five caretaker mares stood by Dethklok. Murderface and Toki ran behind Nathan. Skwisgaar and Pickles just stood there slack-jawed. Nathan however never so much as flinched. 'Nightmare Moon' walked to the band, and spoke in a smug tone.

"So, was I scary?"

The band looked confused, and they didn't know what to do, except for Nathan.

"Yeah, it was totally scary. But I wasn't scared. I'm f***ing tough."

"No you're not." Said Murderface, which resulted in a punch in the gut.

"Ahh!"

"Shut up Murderface."

"Whatever." Murderface took out a cigarette and lit it, and inhaled the nicotine-laced smoke.

"What is that?" Luna asked.

"It's mine, so shut up!"

Luna just deadpanned.

"So, ready to scare some more Luna?" Twilight asked.

"Of course! See you later. And Twilight."

"Yes princess?"

"Keep an eye on Dethklok, they can be trouble."

"Right!"

Luna dashed to Ponyville to do some scarring. Toki began to speak.

"What was thats about?"

"She does this every Nightmare Night, she comes here, scares the ponies, and gets candy. It's fun for all of them." Twilight said.

"It does sounds fun! I'd likes to be scary!" Toki said.

"You're about as scary as a cat Toki." Nathan said.

"Hey!"

"I'm hungry, what's for dinner?" Pickles said.

The mares looked at the humans. What could they eat?

"You know, that yellow pony can make a bitchin' curry!"

"Really? How do you know Murderface." Nathan said.

"I had it last night. It's f***ing delicious!"

"Really?"

"Oh, umm, I do make food for my animal friends. You pick up a few recipes as a result." Fluttershy said in the most modest tone she could put on.

"That sounds..." Nathan tried to find the perfect word to say. His usual ways of describing things were either too harsh for the pegasus or too kind. He thought of something. "I don't know. But I am hungry, give us some curry for dinner."

"Oh okay, meet me near Twilight's while I go home to cook the meal."

The band agreed and the group of 10 split up.

The group had some curry and were very impressed. Toki and Skwisgaar did feel a bit warm, but they enjoyed it nonetheless.

"F***ing delish." Nathan said.

"Yeah, it ams the s***s." Skwisgaar said.

"I did likes it." Toki said.

"I just wish there was booze." Pickles said.

"Sorry, but you're not getting any..."

"Hey guys! I just realized that we cans use the magics to summons the booze here!" Skwisgaar said.

"I highly..."

Skwisgaar played an epic guitar solo that made an area glow. That area soon got a mountain of all the raw booze any person could imagine, and more. Dethklok widened their eyes, and Twilight as well. She knew one thing.

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

Luna was done having fun with the children and decided to check on the humans here.

"I just hope that they aren't doing anything foalish."

Luna approached Berry Punch, who was dressed up as a zombie.

"Excuse me, but do you know where the humans are?"

"Oh yes princess, they went over there, And also thanks for paying for the damages to my bar for me."

"My pleasure! After all, we did take them there."

"Right, just make sure they aren't drunk again, Nikolai at least didn't break anything while drunk."

"I will make sure! Goodbye my little pony, AND HAPPY NIGHTMARE NIGHT!" Luna said the last part in the royal Canterlot voice, throwing back Berry a few meters. She still had a habit of doing that every once in awhile. She saw what she had done, and chuckled a little.

"I'm sorry, I'll just go now."

"It's okay, just go and check on them."

After a few minutes, she arrived at Twilight's library, and saw a few books thrown out a window. Twilight ran through the front door and saw Luna.

"Princess, thank goodness! Dethklok just found a way to get alcohol!"

"WHAT!"

"They summoned it with magic!"

"Magic? But that is..."

"I'll explain later, just stop them before they wreak havoc in Ponyville!"

"Right!" Luna went into the library and saw four cowering mares and five drunk men who were destroying the library by a variety of ways. Toki was especially destructive.

"Oh f***! I am soooos drunk, motherf********eeeerrrssss!" Toki vomited on Rarity's hair.

"MY HAIR!"

"HA HA! I vomitsed in yours hair. It ams so... bleegh!"

"My costume!"

Toki just cheered louder. Pickles and Nathan...

"How about we play a game of headbutts!" Pickles said.

"F*** yeah!"

The two charged. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

HEADBUTT! The two knocked each other out. Skwisgaar jumped out a window and ran away. Luna didn't notice as she prevented Murderface from destroying the books in the library and tied him up with Toki and the unconscious duo. Only then did she realized that someone was missing.

"Oh for Faust's sake!"