It was morning in Fluttershy's cabin. The birds were singing, the sun was shining, the grass was growing and...

"S***, F***, PISS!"

Murderface was cranky and tired. He never got any sleep last night, all because he had to wake himself up with his own fart, and hear the two mares... have relations. Murderface tried to imagine them as beautiful women, but it wasn't working.

"I need f***ing coffee! F***!"

Murderface got up from his couch, only to see a white rabbit looking directly into his eyes.

"What the hell do you want?"

The rabbit just hopped onto Murderface's...

"MY BALLS!"

The two mares, who were in bed upstairs heard the screaming and Fluttershy rushed to see what was happening. Needless to say, if she was didn't go as fast as she did, she'd lose a best friend.

"Murderface! What are you doing to Angel Bunny?"

"This f***ing rabbit hit me in the balls! It deserves to be in a f***ing stew!"

Angel was clearly scared. Oh, why'd I try to tell him that I am the head honcho? Why?

"Murderface, put him down."

"Make me!"

Fluttershy then decided to use 'The stare' on Murderface. His reaction was not what she was expecting.

"Wow, that is stupid, trying to scare me with your stare. I'll tell you one thing!" Murderface threw Angel to the side as he slowly walked towards Fluttershy. Fluttershy widened her eyes in surprise. "I don't give a s***, so f*** off! I'm going to town. See you later, bitch!" Murderface slammed the door as he left. Fluttershy was in shock, if Murderface was immune to the stare, what other humans would have this immunity.

"Fluttershy, what happened?"

"Oh Rarity, Murderface just stormed off. I think he's angry."

"Oh dear. You know, we'll get him later. Right now however, I'll meet you in the shower." Rarity finished off with a sultry smile. Fluttershy immediately smiled back, and the two went into the bathroom to clean each other, unaware of one thing that was happening tonight.

"Nightmares Night?"

"Yeah Toki! It's a holiday where we scare other ponies, dress up in costumes, and get candy!"

Toki and Pinkie were having a breakfast of simple cereal and milk. Toki was used to more extravagant meals, but he didn't mind the change of pace, he actually enjoyed it.

"Wowee Pinkie, sounds like the Halloweens from my world."

"Really!"

"Yeah! I gots an ideas!"

"What is it?"

"It ams a special costumes, I'll gets my band to dos it toos."

"What is it? What is it?"

Toki moved closer to her ear and whispered something. Pinkie smiled as widely as ponily possible, and beyond. That sounds really good!

"That sounds really, really good!"

"Yeah, let's gos to Skwisgaar nows. I ams sure that he ams annoyeds at everythings so far."

"Yeppers!"

Pickles woke up feeling extremely refreshed. Clouds were softer than his bed at Mordhaus, and he definitely would just steal a cloud just to sleep on it. He just need booze and drugs and this would be his paradise.

"Man, I need food... and booze."

Pickles went out of his bed and tried to look for the kitchen.

"Where is the damn kitchen?"

"I'll tell you where the damn kitchen is..." Pickles turned around to see Rainbow Dash with a smug look on her face, "Follow me."

Pickles just agreed. He wanted to do drugs, but he left his poisons back home, so booze was the only thing he could use. The duo walked into the kitchen.

"So, uh, what's for breakfast?"

"Just some cereal, I need to get to work quickly."

"Work?"

Rainbow placed some bowls, spoons and a box of cereal with milk on the table. "I am the manager of the weather squad here. And by the way, pegasi can control the weather here."

"Holy s***! That's bitchin'!"

"Yeah, it is! And tonight is Nightmare Night!" Rainbow said with enthusiasm.

"Nightmare Night?"

"It where we dress up in scary costumes and scare ponies." Rainbow planned to dress up as a R63 version of Dempsey, after seeing him fight the changelings 2 months ago.

"Really, sound like Halloween."

"Human holiday?"

"Yes. Now, I got a question."

"Yes?"

"How do I get to the ground?"

Rainbow opened her eyes wider. "I honestly have no idea."

Pickles gave a long sigh. "F***!"

"Huh, sound like Halloween."

"Human holiday?"

"Yeah."

Nathan and Twilight were ready to distribute the rest of the instruments to the band. Twilight had cast a spell on the drums so that they would shrink when not in use. Toki's guitar was tuned and ready to be given to Toki. Murderface's bass was also tuned and ready to handed out. Skwisgaar however...

"You know," Nathan started off, "Pickles still has Skwisgaar's guitar."

"Fine, we'll get the guitar."

"And, my vocal cords are still not to be given away."

"For the umpteenth time Nathan, vocal cords cannot be stolen, unless they are cut out."

"I'm still not giving them away."

"Let's just go." Twilight's balloon was ready for liftoff. The two got on and left the town to the only cloud home near Ponyville. In just a few minutes, they were there. Twilight knocked on the door and saw Pickles walk out.

"Pickles, we need Skwisgaar's guitar. Give it."

"Alright Nathan, but only if I come with."

"Why?" Twilight asked.

"Because Rainbow's got work and I can't just jump down to the ground."

"Huh, well come with then!"

"Nathan, are you sure that..."

"Twilight, Rainbow will understand." Nathan turned to Pickles. "You heard of this holiday called..."

"Nightmare Night." Pickles finished off for Nathan.

"Well, um, yeah. Nightmare Night."

"Honestly, I just want to spend it drinking at a bar."

"Oh no you don't!" Twilight said, "You ruined my friend's bar two night ago, so no booze!"

"What! You f***ing bitch!" Pickles tried to jump in, but Twilight had magic.

"Get the guitar."

Pickles was pissed, but nonetheless said, "Fine."

Twilight released Pickles and he went inside. Two minutes later, he came back with Skwisgaar's guitar.

"Let's go."

"Alright Pickles." Twilight said as Pickles went in the balloon and the trio went to the hospital.

"Okay Skwisgaar, you are okay to go." Nurse Redheart said, giving Skwisgaar the stamp of health.

"Thank yous, Nurse Redhearts. I ams ready to gos out into the worlds now."

"Why do speak like that?"

"Like whats?"

Nurse Redheart was annoyed, but she kept a cool head, "Just sign these papers, and leave."

"Alright." Skwisgaar read the papers, just some release forms that had no strings attached, so he signed them. He soon left and saw a hot-air balloon reach the ground. He saw three familiar faces in it.

"Hellos guy. How ams yous?"

"Just great Skwisgaar. Here!" Nathan tossed Skwisgaar his guitar, and made him so happy.

"Ah sött! My guitars!" Skwisgaar began to play and made another spell, causing Murderface to appear, apparently screaming in fear.

"It was not me! It was Skwisgaar who killed your sister! AHHHH!"

"Murderface, why ams you screaming?"

Murderface stopped for a moment to see his bandmates, save Toki, surrounding him. "What the hell happened?"

"You were screaming like a bitch, Murderface." Said Pickles.

"Ah, f*** you, Pickles! F*** you!"

"Guys..." Twilight said.

"What?!"

"Umm, here." Twilight took out Murderface's bass while the drums began to grow back to their original size. The two because ecstatic.

"My drum set!"

"And, they can shrink for easy storage, just think it."

Pickles thought it and indeed they shrunk.

"Aw, sweet!"

"And my bass is tuned." Murderface said.

"Now, let's find Toki."

"Already heres, Twilight." The group turned to Toki and Pinkie, Toki had a box in his hands.

"Oh, hey Toki. I've got something for you." Twilight got out Toki's guitar, and gave it to him.

"Thanks you Twilight."

"You're welcome, and what's with the box?"

"It ams for Nightsmare Nights." Toki opened the box to reveal its contents, simple facepaint.

"Umm, why do yous haves facepaints, Toki?"

"Simple Skwisgaar. Wes ams using this for our costumes."

"Huh?" Murderface was confused, as was Skwisgaar.

"We'll explain." Said Twilight.

"Sounds like..."

"Halloween. I heard, many times."

"Okay... So what does the make-up have to do with anything?"

"You can'ts guess?" Toki asked.

Murderface looked at it, and soon knew what Toki was talking about.

"Oh, f*** no. I don't give a s*** about Halloween and related s***!"

"Me neither."

"What the..."

The group turned to see a human fade into the world. It was...

"How did you get here?" Asked Twilight.

"Let me tell you, I don't give a f***! Holy s***! My swears are being bleeped, with guitar riffs! This is bulls***!"

"What..."

"F*** the police! Imma outta here! And remember, I don't give a F************!" 60's Spiderman said as he faded out of this world. Nathan was the one who recovered first.

"What the f***."

(A/N Halloween is coming, pack the candy corn and rewatch Luna Eclipsed. Halloween chapter out now! See Dethklok drunk again!)