Ch.9

It had been two weeks since the humans had come to Equstria. Twilight still had no way to send them home yet, though she was trying her hardest. With their help, the Apples picked apples faster than they ever had before. Matt couldn't stand it and was looking for a new job but Tom really took to it. Applebloom would even go sleep with him if she got a nightmare. Everything was going good until....

Matt knocked on Toms door. " Tom wake up! We got to get ready for tomorrow, we need to get you a suit from Rarity!" Tom got up grumbling and getting dressed. Fuck those unicorn things for giving me an award I don't even want! After breakfast they walked to Rarity's place of work, Twilight saw them and came along to ask a few questions, one to Tom's delight and Matt's horror, was about humans mating habits.

While Rarity was finishing the suite, Tom went in extreme detail about it. " You see our goodies, unlike your stallion friends, have to become erect. They can grow to over 3 times the unerect size.... Rarity you shouldn't be able to hold those pins." Rarity, who was to in the zone to be horrorfied, raised a eyebrow, " Why is that dear?" " Because you don't gave fingers, you’re really busting physics balls, anyway where was I?"

Matt was as red as a tomato, Twilight was also red but she was writing and listening intently. " We humans also use more than our members for sex. We can also use our tongues and fingers. " Matt sputtered at this part. Both of the girls looked fascinated. With the suite done Rarity asked the question, " Tom, how and why do they use those?" Tom looked at his suite and smiled. Time to fuck Matt over... Tom shrugged at the girls. " I have no idea to be honest with you girls. Matt told me all about it, ask him he's the expert."

Both of the girls looked at Matt who looked like he wanted to jump out of the window. Tom put the payment on the table. Winking at a pissed off and red Matt he left him to answer the questions of the two mares. That Wyneb cach! Matt thought, as the girls asked a barrage of questions....

The next morning the 2 princesses went to get Tom for the ceremony, and the whole way he bitched. " What I did wasn't a big deal!" He was telling Luna as they walked to ponyville. Luna disagreed " Tom you saved 2 lives and nearly gave your own life doing so, you’re a hero!" Tom groaned, making the 2 princesses giggle. " I'm not a goddamn hero!" " Would you do it again?" Celestia asked him. " Ya- O fuck you, I'm not a hero." Celestia gave him a look and he growled. " Some pony steaks would really hit the spot right now." Sending the girls into another fit of giggles.

When they got to the middle of town it was filled with ponies, most from ponyville but some from all over Equestria, wanting to see this selfless and strange creature. Celestia began," We are all-" Tom tuned her out the whole time he put bunny ears on Celestia whenever she wasn't looking, sending everypony in attendance giggle except a confused Celestia.

" Er... okay. Now I grant the hero..." Tom snorted. Celestia gave him a dirty look and continued. " The hero Tom, the steel hoof, for going out of his way to save others almost at the cost of his own life. He will also be given full citizenship and given 10,000 bits."  Tom frowned, " No bits" He said. Celestia stood her ground. " Yes."

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Celestia smiled. " It's settled then, Tom will take the bits." The crowd chuckled and Tom looked confused. " Wat?" Tom then regained his composure. " Alright I'll take the damn money, but on one condition" He pointed at both princesses " You too have to come to my " Big hero party" that Pinkie is having for me tonight. Deal?" Both of the princesses looked unsure about this, but they nodded anyway. After the crowd disperced, leaving only Twilight, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow, Pinkie,and Matt, Applejack was too busy at the farm to come, Tom jumped down from the platform. " Pinkie remember to have plenty of of that special drink tonight, the princesses are coming to my party." Where they'll get what's coming to them....

This time Tom forced Pinkie to have a small party. Only the six girls, Big Mac, Matt, and now the princesses were coming. Pinkie saluted and ran off. Rainbow was happy that the princesses were coming. " Buck ya! How many people can say that they have partyed with royality? This is going to be awsome!" Matt noticed Tom's grin and was worried. What is he cooking up ? he thought as he walked over to him. " Hey Hero!" Tom gave him a death stare and Matt laughed.

He then took a sniff of the air, Tom reeked of apples, just like all of the apple family. " Dude, you smell like you've bathed in apple juice!" Tom gave him the finger and told him. " It's what happens when you do some hard work, you really suck at apple farming!" Matt gave him a offended look and Tom laughed. " You know that the Apple's offered me a full time job as a worker there, you I'm sure wouldn't be so lucky. You can check and see if Rarity has any job openings though."

Tom meant it as an insult but Matt thought that it was a great idea. Better than sweating my balls off all day He made a mental note to ask her tomorrow. " So Tom, what are you going to do with all of that money?" Tom grinned as they enter the Apples house. " Hey Green eyes" He called. " Didn't you say that granny Smith needed a new hip?".....

Later that night......

Tom's plan was coming together perfectly. After Twilight told all of the other girls about the strange things that humans do while mating and Matt not explaining them, all of the girls had surrounded a helpless Matt and demanded that he tell him. Tom and Big Mac got a good laugh out of it and Tom got a even bigger laugh as Matt, red faced and sweating, actually told them about it! The girls and Big Mac were blushing so much that Tom almost pissed himself laughing. Then he started to get drinks into them all, Tom just nursing a beer the whole night.

At about 1 in the morning Tom saw Big Mac lead Rainbow out of the barn and to the house. Tom chuckled Hope she’s not a screamer.... or him for that matter..... The other girls were dancing drunkly, listening to Tom's music. At 3am ponies started to pass out. Matt had passed out hours ago and he had dicks all over his face again. Twilight was the first one again, then Fluttershy, who was funny as fuck drunk, then Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie and then both of the princesses.

Tom looked at his ipod, it was about 4am. Grinning, Tom pulled out a marker and started to draw on each girls face. Satisfied at his work, Tom walked to the house to get some sleep, hoping Dash and Mac weren't still at it........

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