Ch.10

Luna woke with a pounding head, and by some divine interaction, the other girls woke at the same time. They all let out a collective groan and held their heads. " What happened last night?" Twilight. " Last thing I remember was Matt telling us about how and why humans used other things for mating." " And boy did it sound wounderful...." Rarity muttered, making all of the girls blush like crazy. Fluttershy looked around" Hey where's Rainbow, Big Mac, and Tom?" they heard a loud snore and saw Matt still sleeping on the floor, his face covered in dicks. The girls all giggled until they looked at each others faces. Everyone of them had the same thing. glasses, a villians mustashe and gote, and some teeth colored in. And boy when they saw this they got pissed.......

Tom woke up from bed, feeling as fresh as a daisy. He mentally went through the list that made up a good ass morning.

Good sleep.....

Check

Morning Wood.......

Check

7 ponies staring at me angerly....

What Wat?

Tom looked around. All of them looked ready to explode, Tom's marker drawings still all over there face." Tom" Celestia growled " Have you ever been to the moon?" " Or been stomped to the ground for 5 hours." Rarity asked him. " We're going to fucking destroy you bitch!!!" Fluttershy growled, making Tom alarmed and getting looks from the other girls. Tom cleared his throat." Now ladies, there's a perfectly good explanation for all of this..... Don't hit me in the face, it's my bread and butter..."

O fuck my head! Matt thought as he woke up. The world was spinning as he got to his feet, but he shook it off and walked to a barrel with rain water in it. Dunking his face in it and feeling better, Matt started to walk to the house. I wounder whats- Matt looked up and saw Tom getting kicked out of the window. He got up and shook his head, looking up at the window. A pissed Fluttershy flew out of the window and hit the ground in front of Tom, causing a crater. " YOUR FUCKING DEAD BITCH!" She yelled, trying to hit him. Tom rolled out of the way. " Hey Matt" he said, running past him. " Remember to look for a new job today!" Tom then took off towards the northern part of the farm.

Matt looked at his running form, confused," Why is Tom- OOOOFFF!" Matt was plowed over by all of the girls except Rainbow. " Get the buck back here ya variment!" Applejack yelled, her and the other girls hot on his tail. Matt would of laughed if he wasn't so terrified, the girls looked really pissed. Matt guessed that it had something to do with there faces. Dusting himself off and laughing to himself, Matt walked inside to get some breakfast, it was going to be a long day...

At least there too pissed off to use magic on me Tom thought as he ran through the trees, staying a few steps ahead of the girls. They had been chasing him for almost 2 hours and they all looked dead tired, execpt Applejack, who was in great shape but even she was breathing heavily. " Tom..... I'am..... Why arn't...... ya even........ breathing heavy?" Tom looked at them, grinning. " Because I ran long distance track, I'd always thought it would be useful if I needed to run away."

" Yer a coward Tom."

" Cowards don't get their asses beat by ponies."

"Hold still so I'ah can buck ya!"

" As soon as you catch me!"

Soon though, because of their hangovers and being tired, each of the mares get up and went home, execpt Applejack, who kept demanding that Tom hold still so she could buck him....

No one wants to fucking hire me! Matt thought miserably, walking through ponyville. He had been to 10 different stores and was turned down 10 different times. May as well see if Rarity wants to hire my ass Matt walked to her house, saying hi and talking to some of the ponies that he knew. It took 10 minutes to get to her house and he opened the door seeing Rarity, who frowned when she saw him.

Matt laughed, " So you didn't catch Tom?" Rairty shook her head and sighed," That Tom is a ruffian, Matt be a good dear and give him a good smack will you? Now what brings you to by store? Do you need some new shirts?" "No Rarity" Matt told her " I'm looking for a new job, I can't work another day at the farm, so I was woundering if you needed a any help here?" Rarity looked him over. " Do you have any experience in cloth's making?" Matt shook his head happily. " I sent 3 years taking sewing and design in college." Also 3 years for Tom making fun of him over it, but fuck him, it might get him a job today!

Rarity beamed, " Good! Finally somepony that has designing experience! You start work tomorrow at 7 sharp. The pay is 400 bits a week." Tom beamed, he had gotten a job that he wouldn't have to wake up at the crack of dawn to start work! Thanking Rarity, Matt walked toward the apples house, whistling a happy tune....

" Sweet Chirst.....Green eyes....your in..... pretty good..... shape." Tom got out, breathing heavily. Applejack had been chasing him for another hour after the other girls had given up. Tom had to climb up a tree to get a breather, and AJ was trying to buck him out of it." Get down..... here ...... Tom and....... take yer....... bucking like......... a man." May as well get it over with... Hell she may be too tired to hit me that hard Tom swung out of the tree and stood as Applejack cracked him right in the balls. He hit the ground and groaned Why did you have to make me the perfect height to get kicked in the balls by these ponies god? Tom thought as he rolled around on the ground.

After Tom could feel his goodies again Applejack helped him to the house. she went to go get a shower and he went to the kitchen to get a ice pack where he found.... " You 2 gave a good time last night?" Big Mac and Rainbow blushed, and Matt walked in through the door. " Hey Rainbow, what are you doing here, I thought that you would of been home by now." They blushed even more and Tom laughed, sitting at the table, putting a ice pack on his balls.

" They had a little fun last night, I'm surprised that you didn't hear the screams last night." Rainbow, red faces, ran out of the house, making Tom and Matt laughed. Matt hit Tom in the shoulder. " Ow! What was that for you fucker?" Tom demanded. Matt grinned. " Orders from the new boss." Tom grinned, happy that Matt had gotten a new job.

" Who hired your big ass?"

" Rarity."

Tom snorted. " Pansy."

" a job is a job and I fucking hate picking apples, no offence Big Mac."

" None taken..... pansy."

Big Mac and Tom chuckled at a angry Matt. They all sat quietly around the table drinking coffee. Tom looking over at Mac, grinning.

Time for some questions...

" So big Mac" Big Mac looked at him. "Eeyup"

" Is this a one time thing?"

" I'ah don't thing so, I really like her." Tom patted him on the back. " Hey man, good for you!"

Now the important ones....

"So did you use any of Matt's advice from last night?"

"......... Eeyup"

" did she appericate it?"

" ........... Eeyup."

"So.....how many times did you get her to " Cloud 9" Once?" Big Mac looked proud.

" Nope."

" Twice?"

"Nope."

"5 times?"

Big Mac looked at them both and got a big grin, which the 2 returned. Matt, Tom, and Big Mac high 5'ed each other, first Tom and Big Mac, then Mac and Matt, and Tom and Matt, and finally they all did it together." Good for you Mac, but remember to do your business somewhere else. This house may be big but you scream pretty loud." Tom told him......

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