Ch.8

Matt,looked at a very tired Tom as they both quietly ate their lunch at the farm. " whats wrong Tom, have you been getting shitty sleep?" Tom looked up, looking like he wanted to cry. " Matt" he said " what do you call Green eyes  hair sytle?" Matt was taken back by the question, then he rolled his eyes. " You know that  Applejack hates that name." Tom shrugged " I refuse to call her after cereal, now answer the question!"

" It's a pony tai-"

" Ex-fucking- actly! Now what do you think ponies call it?" Matt looked over his friend, mildly concerned. " You lost sleep over that? Are you nuts?" Tom shrugged." No, your mom had me tested, and there's more than that. Remenber when we went bowling the other day?"

" Yea"

"Do you remember that the bowling balls had finger holes in them?

" Yea"

" And you don't think that weird because ponies have no fucking fingers?

Matt thought it over, then shrugged. " I'm not going to go into it, why don't-" Matt was interuppted by the door opening, Twilight and the other girls and Big Mac walked in. " Afternoon you too." Twilight said, then she looked at Tom. " Tom" She began. " With everything happening I haven't got the time to question you about your world, I know I asked Matt about lots of things but I figured you could give your input on some things, we will be happy to answer and of your questions."

Tom grinned, getting up. " Alrighty then, lets just make a whole day out of it then. Go get some food and some back in a hour and we'll go on a picnic or something." All of the girls grinned and Pinkie did a 20 foot hop in the air and zoomed to Sugarcube corner. When all of the girls left Tom looked over to Matt and grinned. " I bet you 50 bits that they call it a pony tail." He said, pulling out a big of bits. Matt grinned There's no way that they call them that, that's a easy win He thought as he nodded yes........

A hour later.....

Everyone was sitting under a tree in the ponyville park, it was a sunny day and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. After they all finished Twilight and Tom pulled out notebooks. Twilight was shocked " Tom, you're writing things down? I never thought you for the scholary type." Tom looked her over and pulled out a pen. " That's a very hastey asumption Twilight, and I gave to say I'm a little insulted." Twilight flinched. " No! I'm sorr-" " He's just pulling yep leg Twi. I'ah can tell that he's lieing." Applejack said, looking at Tom.

Tom grinned. " You're a regular lie dectector, Green eyes."

" Stop calling me that!"

" Stop having green eyes."

" If ya don't stop I'am gonna ta buck ya!"

" You try and you're going in this tree!"

Twilight stepped in before they got into a fight. " So Tom, what are you writing with, where's the ink?" Tom looked from a angry Applejack and smiled at her. " It's called a pencil, it doesn't need ink, here I have plenty of them." He pulled out another pencil and tossed it to her. She grabbed the pen with her magic and grinned, she finally had something that came from their world! She looked it over and wanted to ask Tom a million questions about it but she still had important ones first, those ones could wait.

" Alright Tom, I wanted to ask you about your-" Tom tsked her. " Now now Twilight, the others probably have questions too. And how about a question for a question, if that's alright with you girls and big Mac." They all nodded and Tom wrote Twilights name on the notebook. " Alright Twilight, what's your favorite sex position? It doesn't matter if you had sex or not, just guess what it would be." All of the ponies got really red and Big Mac looked like he was about to laugh.

" Tom I'm not going to answer that!"

" You will if you want me to answer anymore questions."

*sigh* asdvbsbndbdn"

" What was that?"

" Missionary I guess."

" See that wasn't so hard?"

All of the girls looked at an embaressed Matt, knowing what was coming for each of them.

" Rarity?"

"y-yes darling?"

" Your turn"

" O-okay. Do humans take their fashion very seriously?"

" Yep, there was even a time when humans killed each other for a pair of shoes." They gasped and Tom shrugged. " Humans are a people of extremes. One one side we made things of such beauty that when you would cry if you saw them, and the other we make weapons that destroy cities."

" W-why would they do that?"

" Blame the snake."

" What snake?"

" The snake in the bible Dashie."

" Don't call me that....."

The girls couldn't imagine that kind of destuction, Equstria hadn't been at war for thousands of years, not to mention weapons that could kill thousands." Matt was groaning, giving Tom a death stare, he had been trying to put it gently to the girls, giving them bits and pieces of what humanity was like, but Tom was giving them the full dose, going over all facts about humanity.

After a few minutes all of the ponie looked alarmed, moving away from Tom and Matt. " I was right! You humans are all evil!" Applejack said, angry and scared because she knew that Tom was telling the truth. Tom laughed. " That's where your wrong Green eyes! We are what the world and god made us."

" A Devil more like!"

Tom frowned, " Where I came from the whole world is against you. Other people, animals, hell even the planet are trying to kill us. Man was made to struggle Green eyes" He said, getting up and walking over to the ponies, his eyes blazing. Matt moved over to them to restrain his friend but Tom sat cross legged in front of them, calm once again. " There is still much good in us, that is why, even though everything we do to each other, god still loves us. Don't judge us until you've walked a mile in our shoes."

All of the girls and big Mac we're feeling bad that they judged their friends to harshly. " Sorry" They all said, Tom grinned. " That's fine, now girls, each of you owe me a couple of questions except Pinkie, who is next. Pinkie?" Pinkie smiled.

" What's the funniest thing you've ever done Tommy?

Tom chuckled, " I had fun once it was horrible."

" Okay then whats your favorite food?"

" Blackberrys"

All of the girls were laughing at Tom's joke, happy they were forgiven. " Now its your turn Pinkie, you know the question." Pinkie smiled. " Okay Tommy, this is what I like......"

5 mintues later........

Pinkie had talked about her favorite position for 5 minutes and it was a duzy. Everyone but Tom, who was writing on his notebook, were as red as tomato's with their jaws almost hitting the ground. "...... and then we shoot out of the cannon with the pies!" Pinkie finished happily. Tom whistled. " Christ Pinkie.... good for you I guess. Now Dash-" " It's the Inverted slugehammer!" Dash screamed out, everyone gasped and Tom chuckled, " I was going to ask you what your favorite color was but okay." All of the girls laughed at a embarrased Dash.

Tom looked down at Applejack, he stared to her hard, looking at her pony tail. " Green eyes" She steeled herself for her question. " What is it called how you styled your mane?" The girls looked confused and Matt snickered Here comes my 50 bits.... " Ya mean my pony tail?" Tom jumped up in the air cheering while Matt groaned. Now I owe that fucker 50 bits!........

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