Ch.6

Party favors

Applejack was asleep in Tom's arms before they got to the farm. Tom put her in her bed and went to see if there was any work to be done. Tom had a very weird conversation with the cows that lived at the farm. And to think I love eating those guys. Fuck it I Don't feel bad. They worked like dogs for the rest of the day.

When it was dark Applebloom demanded that Tom finish the story, So him, Matt, and Big Mac sat around while Tom finished the story. Applebloom almost cryed when she found out that frodo was leaving with the elves." Why did he do that?" Tom was about to explain when Applejack came downstairs. " Applebloom ya got ta get ta bed. Matt and Tom, I'ah need yer help with something at the barn." Matt and Tom got up and Applebloom complained. Walking to the barn Tom felt like something was about to happen.

Spidy senses tinglying He thought as he got behind Matt, let him get mauled. The barn was pitch dark, but the moon was full as it wasn't that bad. Matt opened the door... " Surprise!" Matt jumped and Tom took off running. Surprise party my ass! All of the ponies looked confused as Tom vanished, running to ponyville. " Sorry everypony." Matt said, rubbing his head. " Tom hates surprise partys." Pinkie looked outraged. " Everyone likes parties!" She said shocked. " So will Tom! I'll go get him!" When Everyone looked and Pinkie was gone. " Wat?" Matt said, confused...

Nice try Tom thought as he ran through the town. A pink blur tackled him " Tom get back to your party right now!" Pinkie told him, her face close to his. Tom put his hand on his chin, looking deep in thought." Hmmmmm. Nope" Tom rolled out of Pinkies grasp and scrambled up one of the houses. She'll never.... Wat? Pinkie was already on the roof, running at him. " Get back here you silly filly!" Tom started the fancy moves then, jumping through windows, scaring the shit out of the ponies in the houses.

Pinkie was presistant though, and she had him backed up in a corner and she had a cannon. Holy shit! shes going to blow me up! Tom thought was Pinkie pulled the string.

BOOM!

Tom looked at himself. Did she miss? She didn't. Tom had a party hat on and was covered in confetti. " Are you ready to come quietly silly? Or do you want another taste of the party cannon." Pinkie asked him,ready to pull the string. Tom put his hands up, defeated. " Fine!" Pinkie cheered and Tom sighed.

When they both got to the party it was in full swing. There looked to be about half the town there. This is going..... is that beer? Tom walked over to a table, and there it was.... Beer! It was even canned! Tom picked one up and cracked it open and took a drink, almost crying. He looked over to Matt who had the same expression on his face." Are you okay?" Twilight asked, concerned. Tom grabbed another beer and gave it to Twilight. " Beer, Twilight, BEER!" She tried to put it down but he gave her his best death stare and he got her a chug it all.

"Come on who can beat the Dash at beer pong?" Tom looked over to see a beer pong table and a smiling Rainbow Dash with a ball in her hoof. Tom and Matt looked over at each other and nodded.

Challenge accepted.

They both walked over to her. " Pick your other player Dash." Matt told her, she grinned and picked Applejack. " Aliens first." Tom grabbed the ball off of them. They were laughing until Tom landed the ball into the cup. " Tom grinned as they both finished their cups. While they were playing Tom amused himself by spiking Twilight's punch with vokia. By the time the game was almost done she was trashed, dancing on the dance floor and flurting with everyone until she passed out.

The game was just about over, team human killing the mares. They had drank huge amounts and it was showing. Both of the mares were swaying, missing every throw. The boys were having fun, doing trick shots into the cups. " One cup left girls." Tom told them. " You'll never get it." Rainbow slurred. Tom smiled Time to look like a boss Tom aimed at Appljacks hat. Throwing the ball he hit the top of her hit. " Where did the ball go?" She looked around, moving the ball out of place and making it fall in the cup. " Where did that come from? " Rainbow asked. Tom laughed.

Pinkie bounded over carrying drinks on her tail. " Good game! Here Tommy and Matty, my special drinks!" They both took one and toasted her and drank it, instantly spitting it out. " Sweat christ Pinkie! Is there rubbing alcohol  in this?" Tom shrugged and grabbed another one, keeping this one down. " It's better when you keep drinking it." Tom then remembered the perfect song. He coughed and sang.

"We make it light up like a church"

Matt knew the song and sang the chorus "Preach"

All of the ponies looked at them and Tom continued, taking the more offensive words out. Soon he had everypony screaming preach. When he finished the song they all clapped for him. Bowing, Tom took his ipod out and got one of the unicorns to amplify the sound so everypony could hear the music. Soon all of them were dancing and somehow Matt was playing spin the bottle with a bunch of mares and Tom was in a drinking contest with Pinkie.

My liver his to be twice her's size! She should be passed out by now! Pinkie was fine through. Come on arms you can do it! Just bring the drink up to my.... Tom fell out of the chair, getting knocked the fuck out by Pinkies drink...

Morning......

Tom woke up on the barn floor, ponies passed out all around him, his shoes gone. Where's my sho- O fuck my head! Tom groaned and got up, looking for his shoes. A pony had his head in it. Tom took the shoes off the pony and saw that they were thrown up in. I needed a new pair of shoes anyway. Tom walked over to a barrel of water and washed his face off. Those fucking ponies! Someone had used marker to scrubble all over his face. He had a villians mustache and matching gote. He also had a unibrow and some of his teeth were colored in. Tom shrugged and cleaned it off at least they didn't put dicks all over my face

He then went over to Matt, who had about 10 mares on top of him. Tom grinned, grabbing his ipod, for some reason the battery was still good, and took a picture of it. Unfortuantly for Matt he did have dicks drawn all over his face. Time to wake up everypony Tom walked outside looking for something that would do the trick. He found a tin garbage lid and grabbed a stick and walked inside the barn. Grinning Tom sucked in his breath and said in a voice that would of made Luna proud, hitting the stick against the lid.

"TIME TO GET THE FUCK UP!!!! Everypony in the barn wake up, some screaming, then all of there hangovers hit them, giving a volleys of moans and buck you's at the laughing human......

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