Ch.29

Today was finally the day, Big Mac's bachelor party. Tom was so excited that you'd think it was his party. Mac had invited everyone, Him, Matt, Shining Armor, Mr. Cake, and Spike. To Tom's disappointment and the other's relief, it was Shining Armor's job to set up the party. Mac was actually looking forward to it, it seemed like everyone knew what was going to happen at the party but him, but he was okay with that, as long as the party was awesome.

Sadly, it wasn't…..

Instead of going to a strip club like every straight man, hell even gay men, went to for a bachelor party, they went to a spa. Not even one of those shady spa's where you could get a happy ending, a high class, snotty spa in Canterlot. The whole group were having a nice, relaxing time.... All except Tom.

" I swear to god you come any closer with that scrubber it's going up your ass." Tom told a spa employee as he tried to give him a petty. The others were relaxing in robes, facial mask on with cucumbers on their eyes as their hooves and feet were tented to. Tom on the other hand was fully clothed giving the stallion in front of him the finger with a beer in his other hand, angrily drinking.

He turned toward the main reason of his anger, a certain captain of the royal guard. “Shining what the fuck were you thinking?" Shining took the cucumbers off his eyes and looked at Tom, a small frown on his face. “What do you mean?" Tom stood up and walked over to him angrily. “What the fuck do you mean what do you mean?!" He pointed to Mac," That guy should have titties in both of his hooves right now!"

“What are you talking about Tom? I for one think this if lovely." Mr. Cake said.

“Ya, his is awesome!" Matt moaned as a mare worked on his feet. Spike looked around and hopped off of his table.

“Tom’s right guys! This party is lame!" Tom grinned and clasped him on the shoulder.

“See? This little guy is 13 years old and he knows!"

The thing that pushed Tom over the edge was when the head spa mare came in holding a plate of fancy chocolates with her magic. “Gentlecolts, now you have the choice between our house chocolate's and some very fine local wines." The others made happy sounds but Tom walked up to the mare and knocked to chocolates to the floor and looked at, in his view, a bunch of mares. “EVERYPONY GET THE FUCK UP!!" He roared. They all hopped up and Tom ripped off each of the stallions robes off. “Shining give Spike a beard we're going to a fucking strip club!"

50 minutes later.....

“You know that this is illegal right? Spike's not old enough to be here." Shining asked as they walked in a pretty run down but very active strip club, Spike ogling everything he was as they sat down. “Fuck you Armor. It's good for the little guy, shows him what he should be expecting in a couple of years!" Tom said as he got up and screamed at the top of his lungs. “THIS BIG RED STALLION IS GETTING MARRIED IN A FEW DAYS AND HE NEEDS HIS DICK SUCKED!!!! He then produced a big bag of bits and threw them at the bar keep. " Yo bar keep! Get us fucked up!" The stallion nodded as the stripper mares started to come over......

2 hours later......

By now everyone was quite intoxicated but the party was still in full swing. They had gotten Spike a few lap dances and Tom was pretty sure that Mr. Cake had went outside with a stripper to *cough* deal with some issues. Tom looked over to a drunken Spike. " Hes Spik-se." Tom slurred. Spike looked over to him.

" Yes-h?"

" Ya knos-w who you-sh remind me ofsh?"

" Who?"

" You look like Barney!" All of them laughed until they couldn't breath as Spike asked the reasonable question.

" Who the fucksh Barney?"....

3 hours later.....

After they were kicked out of the bar and said goodbye to a crying Mr. Cake who was still *cough* getting to know a stripper on the side of a building they walked around the town. “Hey guys." a slightly more sober Shining said. “We need more beer." The others nodded in agreement and walked to a liquor store and stole a 30 pack of beer and being chased around by a very angry donkey with a crossbow.

After a few blocks, they magically become friends with the donkey, who now wanted to join them on their night on the town. After being chased by the guards and Shining getting arrested, they went to a bowling alley. “Heysh guys" Tom said, swaying. “Watch me get a holsh in one!" Running to the lane and diving into it, what was left of the group cheered as Tom DID get a strike and laughed even harder when they were chased out of the bowling alley....

2 hours later...

Standing in front of their hotel leaning on each other for support Tom, Matt, Mac, and Spike laughed at another drunken joke as the girls came out. “Mac is that you?" Applejack asked as Spike fell off of Tom's shoulders. Twilight ran over to him to see if he was okay." Spike?! Are you alright?!" She asked as Spike drunkenly stood up. “Fucksh ya!" Spike said. " Ish got titties in mysh face!" He happily said before passing out. Spike turned to Mac. " Big Mac is Spike drunk? Where's my brother and Mr. Cake? What the buck is going on?!" She said as the drunken 3 laughed.

Mac put his forehoof over Tom's shoulder. " Thish fucking gut ish the best!" He exclaimed before both of them dropped to the ground out cold. Now the only one they could aske was Matt who before they could say a word pissed his pants and also passed out, leaving 5 confused mares and a laughing Rainbow Dash. "Looks like they had a good time." She commented before nudging her husband-to-be as he lay on the road, dead to the world.....

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