Ch.30

Tom considered himself a guy that really didn't have that many people that he wanted to wipe off the face of the earth. Ever since he came to Equestria though, he had managed to gain 4. One was the nurse that carried that big ass needle, nurse RedHeart. There was also Mo, Curly, and Larry, 3 trees at Sweet Apple Acres that had, in Tom's opinion at least, tried to kill him.

And him......

That rabbit that tried to kill Tom when he first came here, Angle.

Now Tom, like most humans, was blessed with the ability to hold a grudge for a very, very long time. To him each one of these beings had done him wrong and he deserved retribution. There was a couple of problems though with most of them though. He couldn't do anything to RedHeart because if she went missing ponies would get suspicious. With the 3 trees if Applejack found out that he did anything to her beloved apple trees she would kick him in the balls so hard in the balls that he'd be a women.

But.....

Angle was just a rabbit and if he went missing then the only one that would care would be Fluttershy and Tom was confident that she would get over it. He could also get rid of the body by simply eating him, Tom loving meat and all that. Tom planned for months on who he was going to get that hell-spawn of a rabbit. He figured that since Angle was a rabbit that he should die in the most dignified but hilarious way possible.

So getting what he needed from the local blacksmith and the required clothing Tom stalked the little guy, finding out where he went during the day. To Tom's delight Angle spent most of his time in the Everfree forest, a place that he could take him out with no witnesses. So one day Tom wrote a note saying that he'd be gone for the day, grabbed everything he needed, and went to find and destroy his worst enemy...

" I got you, you little shit." Tom said as he hid in a bush as he waited for the bunny to come by. He checked his newly made old-timey rifle for the 10th time. It really wasn't that hard to get the blacksmith to fabricate it, all he needed was a good enough description. He even somehow gotten a hold of gun powder (They called it something different but Tom didn't really care; gun powder is gun powder)

Then it happened, Tom heard something hopping right toward him and Tom saw a flash of white, it had to be the bunny. Tom licked his lips as Angle hopped past him, rifle following the unsuspecting bunny. Please don't blow up Tom thought as he gently pulled the trigger.

BOOM!!

Now when the gun was being made Tom had admitted to the blacksmith that he knew almost nothing about guns, hell, he'd never even shot one before, let alone know about a gun's design. If he did know how to make a gun he would of known about rifling to make the gun far more accurate. But since he didn't know the gun he had was a smooth bore rifle and anyone that has ever shot a smooth bore rifle will tell you who inaccurate they are.

So a perfect shot with a rifled rifle was an almost impossible shot with the smooth bore shot.

This is what happened to Tom...

The bullet flew 2 feet to the right of the bunny. Tom cursed and the perfectly calm Angle turned around and saw a pissed off Tom reloading a smoking rifle. " Hold still Angle for a couple of minutes so I can shoot you." Tom said to Angle, who crossed his arms. Instead of listening, Angle gave Tom the finger and hopped into the forest. " Fuck!" Tom groaned as he just finished reloading the gun and chased after the rabbit, wanting his little bunny feet for good luck charms....

2 hours later......

" Fuck that rabbit." Tom quietly said as he chased a confident Angle through the woods. Angle kept trying to get to Fluttershy's house but a few bullets had talked the rabbit into going even deeper into the forest. Tom aimed and sent another shot Angle's way. This one just missed him, Tom was getting better with each shot. " I got you! One more shot aught to do it!" Tom shouted to the rabbit as he reloaded, still running.

Then Angle made a critical mistake. Turning a corner he hit a dead end, sheer cliffs on each side, Tom right behind. The now terror stricken rabbit pressed his back against the rock as Tom slowly walked toward him, his gun raised and a smile on his face. " Got ya" A smug Tom told the scared rabbit as he was about to pull the trigger. But then Angle's look of terror changed to a look of joy. Why the fu- Tom thought as something metal and clod was pressed against his head.

Then the blackest, most gangster voice that Tom had ever heard said," Say something motherfucker!" Slowly turning his head Tom saw something that stunned him. A clot 45 was being pointed at his head and the one that was holding it was Pinkie's pet alligator, Gummy, who was standing on his shoulder on his back legs.

Tom said something that any person would say in a situation like this," What. the. Fuck?" As Gummy pulled the trigger......

" AHHHH!" Tom yelled, almost jumping out of his bed, scaring the shit out of Aj. " What what!?" She yelled at him. " It was just a dream green eyes, a weird fucking dream, but a dream. I'm fine go back to bed." Applejack nodded and motioned for him to come back to bed, which he did, still confused. It seemed so real... He thought as he drifted off to sleep.

Outside Gummy was looking through the window, his gun in hand. " Just try motherfucker" The reptile muttered. " Just try."....