Ch.11

It was just another day for Tom at Sweet Apple acres. He picked the apples that he had to, Applejack aruged with him about some stupid shit, and they all went to lunch. After lunch though, the daily routine changed...

" Tom! Tom!" Tom heard a voice yelling as he finished picking the last of that days quota. Looking up, he saw that Matt was running toward him, red faced and covered in sweat. Probably just broke a nail at Rarity's. Tom thought grinning as he took his shirt off and used it to wipe the sweat off his face. Matt ran up to him breathing heavily, hands on the knees." Tom.... Twilights.... Sweet Christ that was a run.......got news...... about us getting home." Tom raised an eyebrow." You ran all the way here to tell me that? Was the information going a get lost if you didn't walk?" Matt looked up and gave him the bird. Laughing, Tom started pushing the cart full of apples to the barn, Matt following.

" You know Tom, if we were back on earth right now someone would hire you to be a model." Matt told him and they both laughed. Since his time working at the orchard, Tom had gained 20 pounds of muscle, and he had gotten a bitchin tan from working in the hot sun with his shirt off. After the last cart was put away Tom rubbed his hands together and told Matt," Come on, lets go see what Twilight found out about before she loses her mind. That girl needs to calm the fuck down, probably needs to get laid." They both laughed as they walked to the library.

" Alright, I got Tom what was- why are the princesses here?" Matt said as they both walked through the door. Twilight had her head on the table crying and both of the princesses had tears in their eyes. " What's wrong?" A confused Tom asked. " Does it have something to do with us getting home?" Twililght sobbed louder, shaking as she sat at the table. " We have found out that the only way to sent you 2 home is to open up a black hole. Neither of you would survive going into it and neither would your planet. I'm sorry Tom and Matt, but your never going back home." Celestia told them.

Twilight wailed, " It's all of my fault! If I wouldn't of tried that stupid spell then you two would of never left." She covered her face, crying. Tom and Matt looked at each other and Matt walked over to Twilight and picked her up and hugged her. " Its okay Twilight." All of the girls looked confused. " How can you be so calm about this?" Luna asked them. Tom put his arms around the two girls, laughing. " Matt and I figured that there was a possiblity that we wouldn't get back home and here better to stay forever than a magical place where friendship saves all sort of shit?"

Matt frowned at him and Tom laughed, giving him the bird. " Calm down Twilight, it's not your fault." Matt told her. " Becides" tom told them " now that we can never go back I wouldn't have to pay my college tuition!" Everyone broke into laughter.....

" So Tom, how do you really feel about being stuck here? I know we put a brave face for the girls, but that is a lot to take in." Matt told him as they walked through the rows of apples at the farm. It had taken a hour for Twilight to calm down and when all the other girls heard they cried too, so it was almost dark before they got home.

Tom scratched his head thoughtfully. " Well" he started " back home I have only you, the economy is the the shitter, and I'm pretty sure that world war 3 isn't that far around the corner. Here we both got deciant jobs, no ones been at war for thousands of years, and there's still the fact that I'm not paying shit for school." They both chuckled. " What about having kids? Getting a family? How do you feel about dating ponies, there almost like us, would you even consider it bestiality?" Matt asked.

Instead of laughing at him, Tom looked thoughtful. " You know, I have no idea. You know what we need? a divine answer, If god shows that he's okay with it then it's okay." Tom looked up and screamed at the top of this lungs. " God! I'm sure you heard our conversation, can you show us a sign if your okay with it or not?" Matt rolled his eyes " Tom, I'm pretty su-Damnú air! what was that?"

Something had hit Matt on the head. Looking around he saw that it was a acorn. " How? There's only apple trees here?" Tom laughed, " Ther's your answer! Now lets go get something to eat, I'm starving!" Tom walked to the house, leaving a confused Matt in his wake....

Later that night.....

Tom rolled around in his bed, not able to get any sleep. He may of not shown it but he was just as worried as Matt was. Where the only two humans here in a land of pagan ponies. If I was sure that god wouldn't try to roast me, I would try to become a priest, that would piss Celestia the hell- Tom was snapped out of his thoughts as someone opened his door. It was Applebloom. Tom smiled and lifted the covers and she trotted under them. " You have another bad dream?" He could feel her shake her head yes. " Tom" she said," Is it true that ya and Matt arn't leaving?" Tom smiled as she curled up to him. " Ya Applebloom, where staying for ever."

Applebloom's head popped out of the covers and she looked at him, she was smiling. " Good Tom, I would of missed ya and I'am sure that everyone else would of too." She rested her head under his chin and soon she was asleep. Tom chuckled and wrapped his arms around her. At least the only humans on the planet have some good friends he thought as he fell asleep....

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