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Jerma's Big Adventure In Equestria

by Diamond Decadence

Chapter 2: Chapter 1: Jerma is Confused

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Chapter 1: Jerma is Confused

An insane amount of adrenaline and new emotions filled my brain; heart beating vigorously. I didn't know what in the world is happening here. First, I'm in my room streaming, the next thing I know is that I'm in this world filled with talking animals. To make it even weirder, a dark blue horse shouted out my name like she was some fan of mine. I couldn't process this much information at a time. It must be a dream! It has to be! I continually slapped myself with my two hands back-and-forth to wake me up from this nightmare.

*Smack*

*Smack*

*Smack*

"Hey, stop that! You're gonna hurt yourself!"

My constant face slapping drowned out any noise coming from those mutant horses. As I made several groans and grunts from each slap, I made sure that It's enough to wake me up from this nightmare.

*Smack*

*Smack*

*Smack*

"Is he alright?!" replied the small purple one, "Should we call somepony?"

Then with some Harry Potter magic shit, my hands were raised out from my face and stood still like I was freezing for the cops. They were covered in some bluish aura where I froze. The one making this happen looked to be the one that sent me into this world. She pleaded.

"It's alright Jerma! You don't need to smack yourself awake. This is NOT a dream!"

How does this one know who I am? Is this some kind of elaborate prank stream by Etalyx? What kind of stream would put me in this torture?

Without any more hesitation, a lightbulb grew figuratively in my head. Something tells me that I've seen these characters before, I just don't know where. From the looks, these are seemingly smaller than average horses; Even I was about two feet shorter than the large white horse. They're like small ponies...ponies...small...small is equal to little...little ponies? Wait!

"My little pony!?" I cried at the apex of my voicebox, "All of you are characters in a cartoon show I watched with my niece!"

"What? What are you talking about?" asked the purple pony, "I don't believe that in the slightest. You didn't come from Sunset's world?"

Hang on, I recognized that look. An episode I was watching with my niece had this pony with a pair of wings and a horn. Chat even mentioned her name with their constant spamming.

"Twilight Sparkle!" I answered out of recollection, "Yeah! That was the name that my chat constantly spammed. Your her aren't you?"

The purple pony I called Twilight gasped at the name I threw out, "Th-that's correct; my name is Twilight!"

"Woah! This dude psychic?" the horse with a rainbow hairstyle flew up to me.

"Okay, we're making progress. Now I just need to calmly address the situation."

"Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on!?" I shrieked out of my lungs.

"Please, calm yourself Jerma— We aren't enemies..." the white horse called me out, "I am Princess Celestia, and I do believe my sister Princess Luna here will gladly explain the situation."

"F-Fine..." I rolled with it, seeing how I couldn't do anything at all in this situation. Who I assume was Princess Luna stepped up to me to begin her explanation, she immediately got the measuring tape out of thin air and began to compare me to herself in terms of height.

"So It is true! He is 5'8!" she gawked at her discovery of my true height.

"Luna just gets to the point," her sister felt ticked off at her sister.

"My apologies sister, well let me start with a little donation with chat..."

"Donation from chat? Is she a subscriber of mine? Cause the only one who donated back then was—"

"You're NightPrincess237?" I called her out. She nodded silently.

"Yes, and I was very grateful to discover you after Twilight brought over that magnificent gadget from the other side of the mirror!"

"Mirror? Like a portal from those fantasy games?" I quickly asked about any chances of getting back home, "Is there a way back to my world!?"

Twilight peered to the side, "Well it's not exactly YOUR world, just another version of it with ties to Equestria."

"So as Twilight brought over what you call a Laptop, she directed me to a web portal called Twitch! Where I first saw you recording yourself what appears to be yourself doing random acts of comedy in front of a green background." is what Luna described her first Jerma experience to be.

"Backup right there, how in the world did a laptop from a different version of my world can access stuff from my world?!" my mind was already fried up like an egg at this point, "How is that possible that a cartoon world even does this!?"

"Cartoon?" the ponies paused to think about what I'd said. Celestia and Luna too were a bit at a loss.

"Yes, cartoon; like fiction! imaginary! Doesn't exist in the real world!" my heart began racing, "Or is this the world real? Or the other-other world!? Gah! I give up!"

"It is quite spectacular though," perked up Celestia with a hoof on her chin, "A completely new world where our entire existence is all a fictional story? And Luna managed to bring someone from that world to ours?"

"As I was saying, the website shares the same currency as in Equestria," Celestia added, "We told her not to spend royal funds on donations, but she procured her own money from her bank account."

"That still doesn't answer my question; is this some kinda currency thing that happened? I don't know anymore..."

Not a while before 5 other ponies crowded me in a circle; the yellow one slowly left the safety of her friend and locked eyes on me. The rest did more or less the same. They seem to have come from a variety of backgrounds, but I'll ask them later as I need to focus on getting back home.

"Look Princess Luna or whatever, I greatly love all the hard work you did just to get me here and I appreciate you're undying support me. But how about I just give you an autograph and a photo and just get back to my own world?"

It wasn't until seconds after when Luna began to sweat beads on her face as she cringed a bit, "Hehehe... I'm afraid, I cannot help you at this current time..."

"What do you mean you can't help me?"

"Dear sister, couldn't you perform that ritual you used last time to bring him back?" her sister suggested, walking over to her shoulder.

"Well, you see... I kinda had to... use a particular type of magic to bring Jerma here,"

"Don't tell me you use dark magic..."

She murmured, "I-I sorta did!"

"What spell was it?"

"It was an incantation of sorts. One crafted by many verses, and required a certain sacrifice..." She timidly answered, with her sister huffing her muzzle.

"Spells? Incantations? This is some magic the gathering crap they're spewing out!."

Celestia peered over her with a daring stare, "And who exactly did you sacrifice in return for your favorite streamer?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"C-Cerberus.."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Cerberus!?" the group of ponies shouted through the heavens. I instantly covered my ears after their loud screech.

"You sacrifice the ONLY thing that guards the gates of Tartarus?" I can see Celestia about to have a panic attack as the group tries to put her at ease, "Any creature could escape and wreak havoc anywhere!"

Luna kneeled and begged for mercy on her sister's behalf. "I know! I apologize for not mentioning it sooner. I was just so excited to bring Jerma into our world to witness the wonders of it!"

"So let me get this straight ma'am!" I didn't call her by her official title as it would be strange to call the alien creature that summoned me here using a fucking satanic ritual a Princess, "You're saying you can't bring me back home?"

She shook her head. I buried my face with my hands. "This can't be a happening man! I got a dog to feed, family to support! And my reputation is on the line!"

It was like destiny was always calling for her as Twilight came and stepped up, "Calm down Jerma! I think I can figure out a spell to bring you back home; I just need a few days to figure out every text and references books Luna used."

"A few days?! I didn't mark getting abducted on my list of streams to do! Well... It could be worse— I could've been here for weeks, maybe months."

"You sure you can do that?" I gently asked Twilight before she nodded silently.

"Dontcha worry Mr.985! Twi here is a super-mega geek when it comes to spells! You should be home in No time!" a normal pink pony with no particular features assured me, "While you here, let's have a super-fun-celebration bash for your friend Jerma985!"

"Woah! Hang on their miss..."

"You can call me Pinkie Pie! Just like my friends do: over here is Raibowdash the fast one, Applejack the hard worker, Rarity the sophisticated, Fluttershy the sensitive one! And you already know Twilight! Luna, and o'le Celestia here!"


"It's great If you just call me Jeremy," I assured every pony in my presence, "It'll feel off calling me by my screen name."

"Okie-dokie-lokie!" Pinkie Pie bounced off to the distance, assuming to prepare for the party she plans for me.

"Well I'll be, this is some crazy day we just had! Eh, Rainbow!" said Applejack with her thick country accent.

The one I assume was Rainbow Dash with the obvious hair-style turns to nod, "Yeah. Just hope he's as funny as Luna describes him,"

"Girls, escort Jeremy here to my castle; I'll stay here and go over every bit of text Luna used for the ritual," ordered Twilight directly to her friends.

I gave out a long sigh as I was following the group outside the castle.

"I could go for a few drinks to try processing all this shit."


Somewhere in the depths of Tartarus.

A large, muscular, demonic humanoid stood above the landscape that is Equestria's kettle of monsters and demons. His skin was dark red and demonic horns attached to his head. He peered over at the caged creatures looking depressed or angry. Just wearing nothing but a black speedo.

"Heh! looks like Christmas came early for me today!" the demon laughed maniacally basking over the land, "I must be nice this year to deserve such fine gifts!"

Behind him was an old-looking man wearing a black suit and fedora. His face was all pale and wrinkled and walked as sluggish as a zombie. He stood next to the demon, trying to shut him up.

"I don't care about your fucking Christmas presents, Zeraxsos!" the old man scoffed, "Focus on the plan!"

"Yes-yes! I'm getting their you old man!" flames surround Zeraxos when he raised his temper, only to have died down when his cellphone began ringing, "Arrgh! Who could that be!"

Picking up the phone he knew immediately who it was as he was smiling over the caller Id, "Hello?"

"Good to see the portal to our worlds are connected somehow, Lord Zeraxos..."

Zeraxsos answered back, "Yeah, whoever opened the rift must've been a genius! Anyways, how goes your part of the plan."

"It's as smooth as ever, I just need a little more time to set up a few of my Games"

"Take all the time you need, we're ahead of schedule anyway."

"Absolutley Lord Zeraxsos,"

The old man grumbled when the demon lord finished his call, "So what's next?! We need more recruits if we're going to take this world over!"

"Maybe we can find a fine monster to enslave- I mean, employ... They could have info about this world that may prove useful..." answers Zeraxsos, peering over the many caged monsters to see the selection, "Come on! Let's go window shopping."

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