I have no fucking clue anymore, I don't know what's going on here. From what I understand, some cartoon character from another dimension summoned me with freaky voodoo magic and I'm stuck here in a world filled with talking ponies. The princess known as Luna was such a huge fan of mine she managed to find a way for me to bring me here. Another princess named Twilight promised to find a way to get me back to my homeworld soon; for now, I'm being whisked away to a castle where her f friends promised to throw me a party. I could care less about the party, as long as they serve the finest wine I might as well drink like there's no tomorrow. The six other ponies escorted me from the city called Canterlot to the train station. I've got a few eyes on me from the residence, but I simply ignored them as they passed by. We reached the station where I was halted by the group to wait as they get a ticket for me.

Just about 5 minutes waiting for the train, which looked like some Christmas gingerbread creation, and I've taken a seat with the girls on one side of the cart. We were supposed to arrive at a place called "Ponyville" in about 30 minutes. I felt exhausted after the panic attack I had back at the castle.

It was mostly conversations amongst themselves; I didn't feel like butting it so I remained quiet throughout the ride. I was staring at the window seeing the trees and landscape go by.

Suddenly, the one I assumed was Pinkie Pie popped up out of nowhere from my side, "Heya Jeremy! What flavor of cake and ice cream do you enjoy? Chocolate-vanilla-strawberry-sherbert-double fudge marble-carrot-cotton cand-"

"Woah! Hold your horses their lady! Sheesh"

"I prefer the strawberry ice cream and chocolate cake, that's all!" I answered her before she reads out the entire menu of a Baskin Robbins.

"That isn't Okie-dokie... Oooo! I'll just give you a wide variety of flavors of cake and ice cream! For your super-mega party of course!" she zipped away from me to write frantically with a pencil scribbling down on a notepad.

The next pony that came directly at me was Rarity, with her sitting just next to me. I didn't mind it, she was actually very kind to me.

"You don't have to worry about anything about dear Pinkie Pie." she assured me, keeping a respectable distance away, "So Mr. Elbertson, you came from a world where we're all fictional?"

"Yes..." I asked without hesitation. "Pretty strange huh?"

"So what? Do we not exist at all in your own world?" she elaborated further, curious of the whole thing.

I was obliged to answer, "I mean, yes you do in fact. It's just not that you aren't living, breathing beings at all. You're all an animated cartoon show with a target audience of little children and some adults."

"Hang on? Adults!?" Rainbow Dash intervened in our small talk, "I get that we're cartoons in your world, but what kind of adults would want to watch us? That sounds gross,"

"Actually, in fact, those adults created a boom in your fandom. I don't know much, but without the big impact of your tv show, there wouldn't be so much love and care into it." I explained only bits and pieces from what I gathered online and from other streamers, "The previous interactions of your franchise were targeted by little girls, but that all changed when the latest generation came out."

"Ooo! I must have tons of fans rooting for me and my awesomeness!" boasted Rainbowdash, taking a spot next to Rarity, "I assume this show captures all my coolness everywhere it goes,"

"Oh pfft! Obviously, I'm the most beloved one in our group Dashie!" scoffed Rarity with her crossed forelegs, "You come in a respectable 3rd at least!"

"Then who's above me then?"

"Fluttershy!"

"W-what about me?" Fluttershy's soft voice came reaching towards me.

Rainbow's mouth nearly dropped to the floor when she mentioned Fluttershy. "No way Fluttershy is above me in terms of popularity! Jeremy! Who's the most liked pony out of all of us here!? You gotta know!"

I shook my head. "Sorry, I barely watched a season's worth of the show. I don't really follow it as much,"

"WHAT!? What kind of creature wouldn't want to see us!" Both Rainbow and Rarity blurted.

"The fuck you mean? You said It was gross that adults are watching the show!"

One train later, I've arrived at Ponyville station where of course I'm bombarded with staredowns by various other ponies. This time, they were a bit more talkative towards seeing an alien creature around their own home. Applejack assured me not to worry about their gossip and focus on following them to the castle. Unfortunately, Pinkie Pie said she needed to stop by her place to prepare a few things for my party they were throwing for me and left the group.

I took this time to talk to the only pony in the group with the nick of sense in this quirky squad; Fluttershy. "So Fluttershy, I know from the show that you tend animals in your own house; correct?"

She was hovering a few inches off the ground when she answered back, "Why yes Jeremy! I do! Do you have any pets of your own?"

"Oh yes, I have a dog named Otto... got him from a rescue shelter. I've been having him since then," I smiled, looking back at what Otto was doing without me. Probably doing some Toy Story shit and walking and talking. "Chat even tries to harass me just to show him on camera for a few seconds."

"I don't who this chat is, but they seem pretty mean." she said with a concerned look for a second, "What breed is he?"

"All I know is that he's a dachshund, but I'm not quite sure if he's a mix or purebred actually."

"Wow! That reminds me of that dachshund that's running towards us..." She pointed her leg in the general direction of the running dog, "Presumably at you, Jeremy."

I thought it was just some other dachshund stray just running towards us, so I took a glance at what she was pointing to-

"OTTO!?" I once again let out a shriek, it was my dog. MY own dachshund! My Otto!

Otto quickly took his instincts and jumped over to me, and of course, I embraced him as I was both happy and confused.

"Oh my goodness, that's the Otto you mentioned before?" asked Fluttershy, taking a nice glance at my precious Otto. "H-How is that possible?"

"That dog of ours, wasn't he with you when you got sent to Equestria?" Rarity asked.

While comforting Otto with my hands, I answered her. "No, He was in another room when It happened. How could Otto be here with me!?"

The group nearly crowded me reuniting with my beloved Otto, leaving us space to catch up. My comfort was cut short when a strange pony with some stubble and an apron approached us.

"So it was your dog that was causing trouble at my bakery!" he accused Otto, pointing his hoof at me, "He made a huge mess at my shop."

Applejack took the lead over at the distressed pony, "Hold it their Mr. Cake, we apologize for everything this mutt here caused you. You see, this here's Jeremy from another dimension or whatever."

"I don't care about that, what about my shop!? There's cake batter everywhere!"

"Sorry again Mr. Cake, I'll clean up the mess ASAP!" assured Rainbow Dash, flying off over to the gingerbread house and entering the front door. "And done!"

"Wow! Thank you very much, Ms. Dash!" Mr. Cake seemed to change demeanor, "Whoever you are, you sure ain't from Equestria. Say, where are you from?"

"Well, I currently live in Las Vegas sir," I politely answered him.

Mr. Cake giggled at my answer, "What a strange way of pronouncing 'Las Pegasus'. Anyways, this doggie here yours? It certainly made my little ones smile when he was causing a ruckus."

"Very sorry about that sir, he gets all confused when he is in new places; As long as he's with me, he should be fine," I said, conforming Otto from his fright.

"But that's strange, why would your dog be in Equestria even if he wasn't summoned by Luna?" the question Fluttershy asked had everyone thinking.

"We can ask about that once Twilight's done figurin' it; let's get goin!" directed Applejack.

The castle wasn't too far away from us as it was only just a few minutes of walking. It was a large, tree-like structure made entirely out of crystal and diamonds. Just a chuck of this stuff would fetch a high price in my world. I remind myself to grab a few samples when I arrive home. As Rarity used her magic to open the castle doors, I was greeted with an assault of party streamers and balloons. It was followed by Pinkie Pie bouncing over to us with her tail, pointing at the assortment of cupcakes, ice cream tubs, and a large group of ponies spread out everywhere. I spotted one unicorn on a DJ stand spinning the tables and bobbing her head with a pair of headphones. What the fuck was going on!?

"So you finally made it to Jeremy's warm-welcome party of a lifetime!" announced the quirky pony as she landed on top of a pile of cupcakes, "We got cake, we got ice cream, funky music, and a wild crowd ready to have some fun!"

"My goodness Pinkie Pie! Do you know what situation Jeremy is in?" Rarity sighed as she pulled off the streamers that got caught on her mane, "He's probably tired from the trek to Twilight's castle,"

"N-Not at all Rarity, I kinda feel like I deserve something to cheer me up." I lightened up, seeing the large spread of treats and party snacks are making me hungry, "Besides..."

"Besides... what?"

"He did the THING!" Rainbow Dash's jaws dropped, "He sung the song from his video!"

Applejack couldn't be cringing in all her life. "Huh? Who in tarnation is Michael!?"

"And is it his birthday today?" asked Fluttershy, scratching her head at my whole song.

I laughed at their confusion and assured them, "It's alright girls, I'll go have some fun while I'm here..."

Somewhere in a strange hut in a strange forest...

"It seems we share the same mind; to create, and experiment, but we're not the same kind..."

"Heehehee, I've seen many things in my life; but a zebra talking like a Dr. Seuss book? Now I've seen it all!"

"Byeah!"

"Your friend enjoys speaking one word; perhaps you know more from what I've heard?"

"Don't worry, He just says that because he agrees with us. Now, while I'm here! I need to experiment with this fast selection of ingredients from a strange land. Maybe share some trade secrets while we're at it?"

"You make a fine rival and adversary; now let us conduct our experiments, B.F. Bugleberry"

"Byeah!"