Crap, I really messed up this time. First, Italy had to go to his colonoscopy today, leaving me on a date where I promised a Far Cry 6 Stream. Second of all, chat expect to see me with him. Thirdly, I forgot to tweet out the bad news. I'm in a whole world of shit from chat

I left the intro screen of my stream long enough to announce a chat about the last-minute change of plans. They wanted another Far Cry stream, but without my buddy Etalyx here, It's just gonna be another "Lying Andy" from all of them. As took a sip of red wine from my glass and left it on the table, I enabled my mic before clearing my throat.

"So funny thing actually..." I said in a casual attitude, as I peeked over at chat, "Late... Late... well there's a good reason for that,"

I decided to turn on the webcam for this moment, taking another sip of wine waiting for the chat to calm down, "Etalyx had to go to his Doctor's appointment. It was last minute, so I didn't have time to tweet it out. We were gonna finish Far Cry 6 today, but since he's out I guess I'll do something else."

I panicked last minute in my head on what to do today. So I just pulled out the intro screen to bring out the tier list website and I pulled out the topic of "Cartoon Shows". The images span over 30 of them, mixed between classic 90s to modern 2000s.

"So I'm gonna do some tier lists, haven't done these in a while. Yeah, I know Lying Andy" I was eager to accept the rage over on the chat, "First one is going to be about cartoon shows,"

The stream was alright in the first few minutes and the twitch chat calmed down a bit. I decided to put the classic cartoons like Ren and Stimpy, Spongebob, and my personal favorite Rugrats on A tier. Although the chat said they deserve the S tier, I still needed to get an idea first before I finalize my decision. Stuff like Adventure Time went about C tier since I've only seen a few episodes of it and clips on youtube. Some show that I didn't really like or never watched went down to F tier to "Never watched". These are mostly the more modern cartoon shows such as Steven Universe, Clarence, and whatever Cartoon Network had that dropped in quality.

As I moved down the line of shows, an image of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was next. This is kinda tricky, I'm well aware of his huge impact on kids' cartoons being liked by grown adults. However, I've only seen a few episodes with my niece. Chat's gonna be wild for this one.

"My Little Pony? Is this the new one every grown adult likes?" I jokingly asked my viewers, giving me a +2s in chat, "I have only seen as half a season's worth with my niece. Didn't one of the characters grow wings or something?"

Of course, the chat was spamming the name of the pony that got a pair of wings, I chuckled. Dragging my mouse cursor, I've played it safe and placed it in the C tier below Adventure Time. But just as I was about to move on, I got a donation of...

"Holy shit!" my heart was pumping as I've double-checked the number of the donation to see it wasn't a Jebait. It almost made me jump out of my "We've just got a donation of 500,000 Bits. From, NightPrincess237; Thank you so much for that donation! Hit poggers in chat everybody!"

500,000 bits was about 5,000 US dollars, which will certainly help me with bills and other Twitch projects in the future. Chat filled the chat log with the poggers emote as I continued to read out the message the donator sent, "Watch the entire MLP show on stream."

"I mean, I appreciate the big donation you gave out but," I, unfortunately, had to decline their proposal as watching shows were against the terms of services of Twitch, "I don't want to get my channel nuked on stream."

I laughed historically, with the chat members agreeing with me. However, NightPrincess237, donated a smaller amount of 1,000 bits with another message "Watch at least a clip of the show for me : )"

Twitch has been strict on what not to show on stream; Popular movies, explicit nudity, and copyrighted materials in general. But, watching a short clip of something? I guess it would be alright. They've already donated a bunch of money, it would feel kinda disappointing for me to reject their offer.

"Fine-fine! I guess I'll watch a short clip of it. Hey NightPrincess, can you hit me up with a link you want me to watch, or do I just search one on youtube?" I tried to ask for their recommended choice. They soon sent out a youtube link right after, "Alright then, we're just gonna watch this short clip requested by NightPrincess. Let me switch over to-"

I was nearly interrupted by the faint glowing of my computer screen like it was about to explode or something. It was followed by a high-frequency chime that rang. It must've been malware or something, but then the glow started to blind me by my retinas. Suddenly, I felt like a vacuum cleaner was pointed directly towards me as my entire body got sucked up from the event. I screamed along the way, like being in a washing machine spinning around like in g velocity.

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It kinda felt like a big ass truck hit me in the middle of the street going a full 60 miles per hour. My head was spinning like crazy. Did I have a hangover? I did drink last night? I don't recall drinking that much anyway, just two sips of red wine! I tried opening my eyes, but it felt like I couldn't as my head still hurts.

A voice muffled near me, "-Lo-...I..-one it!..."

It was still quite inaudible for me as my ears were ringing, but as it died down, that's when I can hear a clear voice.

"The summoning session worked dear sister!"

Another voice came through, sounded like it came from the right of the room, "Impressive, truly the discovery of a century..."

To me, it sounded like two feminine voices; the first one had a more... what's the word... medieval-sounding? I don't fucking know. The second voice sounds more mature, so I guess these two are siblings.

"Princess Luna! How did the- What in Tartarus is that thing!?" came a posh-sounding voice came to my sense of hearing.

"It looks hurt, should we take it to the hospital?" another voice cried out, sounding more softer than usual.

"Never in my entire life, I've seen somethin' so strange!" sounded a southern-accent voice.

Why are there so many women-sounding voices? Oh no, don't tell me... AM I IN A STRIPCLUB?

Just when I thought it couldn't get crazier, another voice was added into the equation, "Girls calm down! I know exactly what this creature is, but I have no clue who it might be-"

This is getting ridiculous, powering through my pain, shaking it off with my sheer willpower. I opened my eyes and let out a roar.

"WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE!?"

My eyes finally locked eyes to...

Horses?!

"Gah!" the horse with yellow fur and a pair of wings scurried behind one of the other horses with the hat peaking towards the side.

"W-what the fuck!?" my heart raced and mixed emotions of confusion, anger, and surprise flowed through me, "W-hat the fuck are you doing here in my room?"

"Your room?" the purple one with a unicorn horn and wings turned her head to the side.

"Yeah! My-"

Hang on just a minute here, I don't recall my room being a big open space with a long carpet spending at least a quarter-mile and with open glass panes. Doing a full 360 of my spatial surroundings, it's clear that this isn't my room in my house.

It's a big fucking castle.

"Where the hell am I!? If this is some big Jebait from Star, then I might as well jump off a bridge!" panic enters my body, but even more so when the dark blue horse with some screen saver on her hair stared at me with a creepy smile, "And who the hell are you?!"

"I couldn't believe my very own eyes..." she sounded like a child building up the hype on Christmas morning, "It's really you! Jeremy Elbertson Nine-hundred and Eighty-Five!"

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That's it... I'm going sober for the rest of my life...

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