Ch.29 meeting the parents

After the introduction of the parents Dash tried to tell me all of her little brothers names, which I just ignored because when she pointed to one of them they would move around. So I just decided to call them all little fella. They didn't say wether or not they liked the manes or not because they wouldn't talk. When I asked Dashes mom she said that they never talked. So they were a bunch of little big Mac's with a sense of humor...

Awesome....

She then explained that all of these kids ever already master engineers, that they loved to build anything and everything, especially if it was used to prank ponies, or I'm guessing for this whole weekend, my unlucky ass. Hell, they were all only 5 years old and they had their cutiemarks! Each one of them in some form of building thing, hammers, measuring devices,

and other shit like that.13 little geniuses with a already lengendary streak of pranking..

Hermes and Leo are laughing their asses off right now, I just know it....

" Dash" I whispered to her as her mom and dad showed me around their fucking sweet house. " You mom wouldn't stop grabbing my ass, please hel- epp!" The offending mare just grabbed me in the offending part. " What are you talking to my daughter about Marvil? " she said, winking at me. I moved next to Skybreaker and shimmered a bullshit response.

Looking at this house makes me realize how shitty mine is. They had 50 guest rooms and 30 fucking bathrooms! Why do you need 30 fucking bathrooms?! I'll tell what you need them for....

New shitter every day of the month....

Anyway.... they also had this whole room for the little fellas to work and experiment on stuff. They had tools and all of this equiptment that I couldn't name to save my life. And i found out ( my bad fucking luck) that they were experts at boobytraps. It happened when they showed me to my room, they gave me and Rainbow different rooms and I was too scared to ask any different, and I opened my door.  I heard something snap and I got hit with about a ton of different shit. Paint, rotten fruit, I small dog I think, all flew at me from about a dozen different little catapults around the room.

fuc- was all I was able to think when it all hit me, some of the shit was going probably about a 1000 miles an hour, or thats what my pain meter thought. " Holy fuck on its tower of fuck drinking a gallion of FUCK!" I yelled as I went 30 feet through the air. The little fellas fell over laughing, Skybreaker looked pissed that I swore in front of his little dick childern, and Dash and Seabreeze ran over to see if I was okay.

" Marvil are you okay?" Seabreeze said, grabbing my now broken ass. " I think they broke me!" I moaned as they helped me up. " Human" Skybreaker said, looking like couldn't giving a shit less that I was hurt. " Get yourself cleaned up and meet us down for dinner in 3 hours." Without waiting for a answer he turned around and left. Thanks Skybreaker, I'm fine by the way I thought as I walked into my room and grabbing a shirt and some pants.....

2 hours later.....

I was woken from my great nap by something poked me with its hoof. Please don't be Seabreeze I prayed as I opened me eyes. It wasn't Dash's mom trying to rape me, it was Dash herself, grinning like a madmare. " Dash, what the fuck are you doing here?" I shout whispered to her " If your dad catches you in here I'm d-"  She stuck her hoof in my mouth, shutting me up. " Shut up, I just wanted to give you a gift for coming to my parents."

"I am not rutting you in your parents house!"

" I never said rutting and how are they going to know? Dinner is in a hour. But lets get back to your gift."

She crawled under my covers and started to " blow me horn" while she was doing that the second worst thing that could of happened happened, Seabreeze opened my door. " Marvil, are you in here?" FUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKK! I thought as pushed Dash down as far as I could, hoping her mom wouldn't notice the small bump. The worse part about it was that Dash wouldn't fucking STOP!

" Are you okay dear? you look flustered." I'm FIIIINNNE complete errect um I mean completely correct in how good I am. " Fucking Dash! " Alright dear, I just wanted to tell you that we moved dinner up, come down in 5 minutes.

" Okay I'm Coooooooming!" I almost yell, my eyes crossing as she left the room. I ripped my covers off and glared at a grinning Dash. " Your really fucking funny you know that? What if that was your fucking dad?" I demanded. she looked at me hungerly. " YOur turn big-" i grabbed her before she finished and threw her out of my room, hoping that her dad couldn't read minds....

At the dinner table....

Most of the dinner table Skybreaker glared at me the whole time as I had some awkward consersations with him and Sea. We still sat there when the kids left, and Sky really fucked me over.

" So human" He said as I was drinking some very fine wine " I would like to know if you rutted by daughter or not." I spit out everything that was in my mouth. Holy fuck He was serious. Dash was redder than a tomato. Lord Hermes bless me with the ability to lie my ass off like a champ I prayed as I smiled weakly at him.

" No sir not yet."

Not today, but probably a thousand other times.

" You see when we confesses our love to each other."

When she tried to rape me at estrus and I got advice from dead friends.

" We figured that we would wait until we would be wed, if we are to be wed, to do that stuff."

Your daughter blew me while I talked to your wife

" Your daughter is really a lady."

She makes me to horrible sexual things to her.

" She would never do anything like that."

Remember that she blew me like 10 minutes ago

" So you see that we would never do anything like that."

O and I'm lieing my ass off, your daughter wants me to fuck her while your in the other room.

As he looked me over to see as I was lieing I thought to myself over and over pleaseworkpleasework He looked like he was reading my soul like a open book.Please YES! He nodded his head, looking like he believed me. Sea giggled " That is very noble of you Marvil, our daughter is lucky to have you." " No I am the lucky one." Both of the girls giggled and even Sky smiled. YES! I was winning him over!

With that we all went our seperate ways, me going to get Twilight to recharge my spell ( she couldn't some to dinner, something about rare books) and then back my nice ass bed. As I layed down on it I was determined to steal it when I left. As I was making that very important decision my door opened, Dash coming in and grinning at me.

" Hey Raindrop!" I told her as I layed on the bed. She snorted and jumped on the bed. " You know you lied to my dad like a champ" she told me.

" It wasn't all a lie."

" What part? "

" That i was lucky to have you."

Marvil you smooth talking motherfucker....

Dash kissed me, grinning, " Aw that sweet" She looked at me hungerly. "Now you still-" Before she finished I picked her up and threw her outside. " Goodnight Dash." I said, closing my door and locking it..... Next Chapter: Ch. 30 The Forger gives me a job Estimated time remaining: 18 Minutes