Ch.22 I go fishing with gods

" Shut up Stone! There going to hear us!" I whispered to a giggling Stone as we sat outside of our house. For weeks me and Stone have been hearing sounds coming from Spell's room whenever Scoots was away. We were tired of it and we were going to get him back....

I looked through Spell's windows Why is Applejack still wearing her hat?..... I thought and then shook my head. " Stone, you got that cold water?" he showed me the buckets and grinned. Grinning back at him I quietly opened his window, letting all of the noises hit us. " Just like that Spell!" Applejack moaned. I grinned, almost feeling bad for Spell, and jumped through the window. Looking to see if they noticed me. They didn't.

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Stone passed me the backets and I grabbed Stone. We both grinned and let Spell have his fun for a little while longer." That's it Spell, I'am almost there!" Grinning with buckets in hand, we let them have it. " WHAT IN TARNATION?" Applejack yelled, falling out of bed. Spell looked like he was going to beat both of our asses. " You motherbuckers." He growled. He were to busy laughing our asses off. " Spell.....the look on our......." I said as Spell threw us out the open window with his magic, a angry ass Applejack chasing us as we got up." Yer varments, not letting us have a good time!"

We both were almost laughing too hard to get away. " Applejack....why don't.....you get Spell.....to use the reverse cowmare again!"........

It was a earily saturday morning and I was going fishing. Finally, no girls,no Spell writing on that fucking notebook of his, no Stone trying to drown us, just me, a shit load of itholth, and the birds. Now it would be fucking great if I caught something! I thought as I cast the line. For some reason I had never caught a damn thing in this lake, I wasn't even sure that there was fish in the lake! I had even sacrficed for Posideon and still nothing. A voice shocked me out of my daydreaming. " Ya caught anything Marvil?" I almost jumped out of the boat! In the boat with me were 3 men with fishing lines, looking like they were meant to be there.

I looked them all over. One looked like a fishermen with the bluest eyes that I've ever seen. Another one looked like a archer, with a clean shaven face and laughing eyes. The last one looked like a Reasuian, with blood in his beard and cuts all over his body. When I looked into his eyes I could feel my berzerker rage flare up. " Earthshaker? Far darter? Warmonger?" Posideon, Apollo, and Ares shook their heads, grinning. I was pretty worried now. Why are there 3 gods in my boat?

I tried to keep myself calm, and tried to smile." Lord Posideon, since your here could you put some fish in this fucking lake?" He chuckled and snapped his fingers, I saw a fish jump out of the lake. " So Marvil, I bet your woundering why were here?" Posideon told me. I gulped " For my company?" I said weakly, Ares growled." No you fucker! We need your help!" If I didn't know theywould of destroyed me if I jumped out of the boat I would of. But I stayed where I was. I've heard the fucking stories! Everyone that helps the gods usually die in particually horrible ways, but I can't say no.

" With what?" Apollo grinned. " You see Marvil, we gods usually come to this world to get something for our ladies anniversay, but we need someone to help us to get it, that's where you come in. We need you to get us some of this worlds honey, for some reason our ladies love it, so what do you say Marvil? All of the male gods will owe you one." I smiled weakly,knowing I didn't really have a choice. " I'm in" They grinned. " Good you fucker, when you get the honey just throw it in the lake, the honey is in the Everfree forest." Ares told me.

They should be able to tell me.... "Ummmm..... My lords. could you tell me if Pinkie is-" I looked up and they were gone. " Fucking figures" I muttered under my breath....

In the Everfree forest....

I was in full battle armor with SunSetter on my back, I wasn't taking any chances. For some reason I didn't get attacked by any of the forests monsters and it made me really nervous. I'm going to fucking die! There's so much that I haven't done yet. Scare the shit out of  Scoot's first boyfriend, get Stone to bang Celly, burn Spell's fucking notebooks! I thought unhappily as I walked through the forest. Then I grinned when I saw a hive. It wasn't a huge hive or protected by 10 dragons or anything like that. Just a normal hive. Getting a really smokey fire going under the hive, I started to collect honey when I hear the beating of some massive wings. Turning around I saw that about a 100 bees, all of them bigger than me, were staring at me angerly.

" Are these your babies fellas?" I asked them. Their answer was wipping out their stingers, each of them 3 feet long. I was faced with the problem of either fighting them of running for my life.....you can guess what I picked.

" Fuck this!" I ran around the surprised bees, I charged back to my house, the bees following. I need to figure out how to lose them! I thought as I ran to the open clearing of my house. The lake! Hopping the bees couldn't swim, I jumped in and waited. The honey disappeared out of my hands. Great, it's either drown or get killed by bees I thought as my vision blurred, I was running out of oxygen fast.

Now now Marvil, you think i would let you die after helping me like that? My wife says thank you the way A voice in my head said. I then noticed that I could breath underwater! Staying under for about 5 minutes I exploided out of the water. The bees were gone and Spell and Stone were watching me, concerned. " What are ya doing lad?" Stone asked me. I was about to answer when a pike swam up to me and hit me in the face with it's tail. " Fuck!" I groaned. The fish looked me in the eye, daring me to say something. Sighing I said," Just in here for a swim, now who wants to go fishing? Theres fish in the lake now.".....

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