Ch.21 getting settled in ( again)

" No Twilight, I don't want you to test magic on me."

She gave me puppy dog eyes. FUCK! Gotta stay strong... " No Twilight...*sigh*... fuck me fine." She jumped for joy and made me take off my shirt while she got ready.

" Ready Marvil?"

" Fuck no."

" Alright the first spell is a paralyze spell."

" Wait a min- " I hit the ground like I just got shot. " Fuck me!" I tried to move and failed horribly while Twilight and Spell wrote in those fucking notebooks of there's.

" Seems like you can't move but you can still talk, interesting." Spell said.

" Come on guys, take this-"

" Next is a hair growing spell."

" That doesn't sound so ba- DA FUCK!"I was covered in hair from head to toe. " Turn me back! I look like a fucking bear!" She turned me back and put her hoof to her chin, deep in thought. " Alright Marvil, one last spell left." I give a sigh of happiness, but Twilight takes a shit on it. " It's time for a transformation spell."

" Wait just a-" I felt myself getting smaller and my two front teeth got bigger, I was even growing a tail! She turned me into a fucking mouse! At least the paralyze spell had worn off, so I walked over to a giggling Twilight and kicked her as hard as a mouse could, which wasn't much.

Both Spell and Twilight fell to the ground laughing while my little mouse shoulders sagged. Fuck me, some cheese would be great right now.....

" So Stone, what brings you to a place like this?" Stone had just gotten out of the hospitial was we were walking home to show him where he would staying. Twilight had wanted to come along and I bet she was regretting it because Stone tried the whole to get her to mate with him. I had asked him the question so Twilight could calm down.

Stone looked at me and said with a grin, " I left my home to find my legend." Okay whatever the fuck that was...... " Stone now you need to understand that I kid will be living with us, along with a unicorn named Spell Slinger. If you don't behave I'm going to tear those big ass wings off and feed them to you." Twilight looked horrorfied but Stone chuckled like I knew he would. Giving me a mock salute, which everyone laughed at, we kept walking.

I was getting to know Stone better when we got home and Spell made my day. He was out in the front door with Applejack, and both of them were tounge fucking. " GETTING LUCKY SPELL?" If Spell wore cloths I'm sure that he would of jumped outta them. Applejack was laughing her ass off as she walked past us. " Fer that, I'am docking yer pay." I winked and she laughed. Spell looked like he wanted to disappear because he knew that I was going to tease him.

His fears were not unfounded.....

" So Spell, how does a city boy like you get lucky with AJ? She give you any tail yet? O, this is Stone Breaker, our new rommie!" Spell's face was so red that we all hit the ground laughing. Then Stone cleared his throat. " Ya lads wouldn't happen to have some strong spirits around here would you? Everything in this country is as weak as piss." I grinned This guy is me in pony form " Yep, but first you have to meet Scoots. SCOOTS COME HERE!" I heard somepony running through the house.

The door flew open, revealing a amazed Scoots. She walked up to Stone and said," Hello, I'm Scottaloo, Why are your wings so big?"

" Because I'm big."

" Are you a good flyer?"

" The best in my village."

" Can you teach me some things?"

Ston smiled and bent down to her eye level. " Sure lass, I can show you whatever you want." She yelled in joy and wrapped her hooves around a smiling Stone.

After showing him around the house and where he was sleeping, we walked to the farm where Pinkie ambushed him with one of her surprise parties. I laughed as he got into a combat stance. " Calm down big fella, it's just a party. Come on, lets get you some itholth." The party was great, Stone flirting with everything that looked female, including one of the girly looking guys at the party.

Hehe

When we got home, stumbling and laughing, I was thinking this couldn't get any weirder. I had a pegasus daughter, my best friend was a unicorn that was a egghead, and now I'm becoming friends with a pony that is exactly like me.

I couldn't of been more wrong....... Next Chapter: Ch.22 I go fishing with gods Estimated time remaining: 57 Minutes