Nappa's Bizarre Adventure
Chapter 4: Nappa's First Day in Ponyville
Previous Chapter Next ChapterAfter the "Welcome to Ponyville Party," everypony seems to be warmed up to Nappa. Nappa was outside moving his stuff to the Library when he discovered three little ponies holding his lightsaber.
"HEY!!!! Give me that!" Nappa ran towards the little ponies and snatched the lightsaber. "Don't you know to not touch things that aren't yours? Have you no shame?" Nappa scolded the little ponies, the little ponies looked scared.
"W-well, w-we just wanted to earn an alien warrior cutie mark." The pegasi filly said, Nappa's glare faded.
"What is a cutie mark?" Nappa asked sitting down on a chair that was barely standing.
"You don't know what a cutie mark is? A cutie mark is your special talent." The southern accented one stated.
'If that's the case my special talent is annoying people.' Nappa thought.
"We can't just get a cutie mark, we tried so many time I lost count!" The one with the horn on its head cried.
Nappa, got up and clapped his hands. "Change of plans I'm helping you get your cutie mark." The fillies gasped.
"Really?!" They said simultaneously.
"Yeah, I'll help you." Nappa smiled mischievously, knowing that this will not end well.
"We should probably introduce ourselves, my name is Sweetie Belle" Sweetie Belle beamed.
"My name is Applebloom." Applebloom followed Sweetie Belle's lead.
"And my name is Scootaloo." Scootaloo knew what was coming.
"And we are the Cutie Mark Crusaders!" Nappa was nearly blown away by their tremendously loud voice.
"I'm getting Ginyu Force vibes coming from you three. So, what's first on your list?" Nappa asked dusting off his hands.
"Well..."
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"Blacksmithing?"
"Yup!" The Crusaders had somehow, somehow, got a blacksmithing set. With the help of Nappa of course.
"Alright what should we make?" Asked Sweetie Belle who turned towards the girls and Saiyan.
"A sword!" Scootaloo suggested, Sweetie Belle shook her head.
"Too sharp."
"A mace!" Applebloom perked up.
"Too pointy."
"What about armor?" Nappa raised and eyebrow. Sweetie Belle jumped with joy.
"That could work! Come on girls-" Nappa cleared his throat "and boy, let's get making!" Sweetie Belle ordered.
One montage later
"How did we have enough metal to make all of this armor?" Nappa inquired checking out his new armor. It was made out of steel, it was much like a knight would have with the helmet and everything, the crusaders were armored up too.
"Wow, we made armor! Even though Nappa did do all the work..." Sweetie Belle said checking out her armor, it was... How do I say this? Horrible. It was horrible. The crusaders look at their armor, it was so bad!
"Horse apples! Blacksmithing is out." Scootaloo pulled out a piece of paper from her saddlebag and marked off blacksmithing.
"What's next?" Nappa took off his extra armor and threw it into his ship. It went into the hatch. "That was for Kobe!" Nappa chuckled.
"Who? Anyways the next one is boat making!" Scootaloo puts the paper back in her saddlebag. Nappa knew what was coming, another montage.
One montage later
"And there! It's ready to set sail on the lake." Nappa declared as he set it down next to the sand. The crusaders looked eager to try it, he looked back at the crusaders.
"Alright as Captain of this ship, two of you will have to paddle, and those two are Scootaloo and Applebloom." Nappa went onto the paddle boat, the crusaders followed.
"Why us?" Applebloom whined as she grabs a paddle
"Yeah why us?" Scootaloo questioned as she grabbed the other paddle.
"Because I'm the captain," Nappa said giving them a smirk. They used the paddle to boost themselves into the water. It floated!
"Yes, it works!" Sweetie Belle had a relaxed smile on her face.
"Oh, are we playing pirate? Well then lad, prepare for a pirate battle!" Pinkie Pie had a pirate hat on, a floaty that looked like a pink cake pirate ship, she had her party cannon too. Nappa. Was. Ready.
"We have no weapons!" Yelled Sweetie Belle.
"Take some!" Pinkie threw over some water guns and a balloon sword. Nappa took a water pistol and a balloon cutlass. The crusaders took the rest of the water guns.
"Fire!" Nappa shouted as he and the crusaders' rain fire on the ship. Pinkie shoots her water gun at Sweetie Belle, luckily Sweetie Belle ducked out the way. Nappa was dodging the water like that one guy in the matrix, doing cool moves, dodging, and weaving.
"Fire the cannon!" Pinkie put a massive water balloon in her cannon. She dressed up as another pirate, "Yes ma'am" Pinkie Pie responded to herself she fired the water balloon at them. Nappa caught the water balloon pushing their ship back. Nappa then yeets it back at Pinkie Pie's ship. Pinkie Pie quickly loaded another one and shot the water balloon that was coming at her making a big watery explosion that made ponies come by to watch the show.
"Bring me in close!" Nappa ordered, the crusaders paddled Nappa the closest they could. Nappa jumped on the ship and held his weight. Nappa had his balloon sword ready and so did Pinkie Pie.
"Hello there" Nappa smiled, Pinkie Pie grinned at Nappa knowing what exactly to say.
"General Kenobi" Nappa was in shock, she knew 'Star Wars'? Nappa had other things to focus on as they stare down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuYf0taXoNw
"This will be the most epic fight known to pony kind." Nappa said getting in a sword stance.
"Indeed it will lad" Pinkie Pie was in a bizarre stance that no one understands but her. There was a five second pregnant pause, then there was battle. Pinkie Pie attacked first swinging her sword furiously but not hard, Nappa returned the gentle yet furious attacks. The fight much to say was totally epic, you should have been there. Nappa pushed back Pinkie Pie, attacking fast but gentle. Pinkie Pie was at the edge of her ship, Nappa was about to knock her off but she slipped away and now he was on the edge. Nappa smirked and tried to sweep her leg but she jumped up and dodged it, Nappa and her traded blows fast. Each getting pushed back by their rapidly increasing attacks, Nappa jumped on higher ground.
"It's over Pinkie Pie, I have the high ground!" Nappa chuckled as he was literally a giant to them.
"You underestimate my power" Pinkie Pie was ready to jump.
"Don't try it."
Pinkie Pie jumped and tried to slice him, but Nappa pulled of a direct hit. Almost "killing" her, now with a slight limp Pinkie Pie fought Nappa. Nappa had the advantage but seemingly out of nowhere Pinkie Pie pulled out two extra balloon swords and was doing the three sword style stance.
"One Piece eh? Well then... I'm fucked, if I didn't have this!" Nappa also pulled out another balloon sword out of nowhere. Things were getting interesting, Nappa and Pinkie Pie were now even, but Pinkie Pie held the slight edge over Nappa. Her attacks were random and fast with no attack pattern. Nappa was being pushed back, step by step he was being pushed to the water.
"It's over lad! Aaaaarrrrggghhh!" Pinkie Pie said in her best pirate voice. Nappa chuckled.
"You fool, forgetting I can clone myself?" The Nappa clone vanished in a puff of smoke. "The old shadow clone trick, the oldest one in the book!" Nappa laughed as he wielded the cannon.
"Pony feathers..." Nappa shot the cannon but Pinkie Pie did one last stance. "三刀流の秘密技10億倍の世界トリキリオコスム!!!" She dashed at the giant water balloon and suddenly appears behind the water balloon. The water balloon explodes! Nappa's jaw dropped to the floor as well as the crowd.
"Impossible... Let's see you take three! Fire!" Nappa clones appear as the load the cannon and shot three giant water balloons. Pinkie Pie dodged them all and full on sprinted at Nappa, Nappa closed his eyes.
"Special technique..." Nappa concentrated...
"Santoryu Ogi..." Pinkie Pie ran at Nappa.
SLASH!!!
Nappa behind Pinkie Pie and Pinkie was behind Nappa, their backs facing each other.
"Ultimate Saiyan Slash!"
"Sanzen Sekai!"
Nappa and Pinkie Pie fell flat on their faces... Nappa was the first to get up and Pinkie Pie the second.
"Let's all shoot our water guns in one place on the ship." Sweetie Belle calculated, the crusaders' nod at each other and shot their... water? In one place and popped it. Nappa gasped in horror as he races to the front, there was a huge hole in the ship.
"Oh no! Pinkie Pie get on that ship" Nappa turned to Pinkie Pie.
"But-"
"No buts!" Nappa threw her on the crusader ship. The crusaders caught them but looked at Nappa with worry on their faces.
"We can't get you on here, it'll sink!" Scootaloo said looking up at Nappa. Nappa turned away, they now saw his back.
"I know... It was too late for me, but not for you Pinkie Pie. I want you to live, love, and care for others. Remember me when I'm gone." Nappa turned back to them and gave them a thumbs up. The crusaders, Pinkie Pie, and the crowd were crying of sorrow as the ship goes down and Nappa sinks.
The crowd bursts into tears, but then a little yellow glow emanated from the water.
"What's that?" Spike pointed at the yellow glow, it became brighter and brighter as a beam of yellow emerges from the water.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8qg-XzHgUk
Nappa emerged, his scouter still functional (waterproof Scouters.) he looked like a holy figure as the light enveloped him.
"I'm back bitch!" The crowd cheered as Nappa flies... without wings... they now realize this and their jaws drop to the floor. (Stop music.) Nappa landed in front of them and was hugged tackled by Pinkie Pie and the crusaders, he didn't fall but he sure as hell stumbled back a bit.
"You're alive!" Pinkie Pie squeezed Nappa hugged back and squeezed two times the force. Pinkie Pie's eyes nearly bulged out and she could barely breath.
"Of course, I'm a Saiyan." They ceased the hugging, Twilight and Rainbow Dash stormed up to him.
"How did you fly?!" Rainbow Dash and Twilight demanded to know.
"Okay but can we talk it over some apple juice?"
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"So how is Spike?" Nappa was digging in his chocolate cake. (With a fork, he is being civilized.) They were outside in the sunset, Nappa was dried off and was talking to Twilight and Rainbow Dash. They were having a little picnic, it was nice.
"He's doing fine, he is in the library reading." Twilight said before drinking some nice refreshing water.
"Good, good."
Silence.
"I hate awkward silences..." Nappa shook his head.
"Then tell us how you were flying!" Rainbow Dash went up into his face, Nappa didn't flinch.
"Fine, fine, fine, faggot! It was Ki, that's how I was flying, Ki is energy that resides in every living being. If you can control it you can do things like this," Nappa shot a Ki blast at a tree disintegrating it instantly. Twilight was taking notes, "Ki is also life energy, it's deep down inside you, Saiyans are masters of Ki, we learn things from only seeing it once. Use too much Ki and you will die, Ki is also your physical and your mental strength. Without training in those areas properly you wouldn't even be able to make a simple Ki blast." Nappa scarfed down the chocolate cake and washed it down with some apple juice.
"Can you teach me? With the Ki flying and my wings I'll definitely be the fastest in Equestria!" Nappa had a headache, he didn't want to deal with this.
"You wouldn't live to see the end of my training, so that's why I won't train you" Nappa packed his trash and threw it into the nearest garbage can.
"Can you teach be about Ki control? This would be revolutionary! If you could just-" Nappa had enough with this bullshit.
"NO!!!! I WILL NOT TRAIN YOU OR TEACH YOU ANYTHING ABOUT KI SO FUCK OFF!!!!!" Nappa stormed off puffing out steam. He heads into the Everfree Forest to blow it off, he roared in anger as he punched and destroyed everything that dared cross his path.
"Damn it..." Nappa sat down on a tree stump. Nappa was tired of it all, he wants to go back home, maybe to just relax and give up movie producing all together or maybe to go on a trip to Hawaii. Why did he have to go to space to look for inspiration? Why couldn't he just go to Hawaii instead? What about the wonders of the world? Maybe make a movie about a mummy who just wants to fit in- wait that gives him a movie idea. GOD DAMN IT!!!!! Nappa sighed and suddenly felt sad, 'Man, I'm fucking pathetic.' Nappa took deep breaths to calm down.
"Here is what I didn't expect, being angry you are adept." A mysterious voice said Nappa stood up and searched for the voice. His eyes laid upon a Zebra.
"Oh great, a zebra! Woopy fucking do!" Nappa frowned at the zebra.
"A warrior you seem, why are you out here blowing off steam?" The zebra spoke in rhymes, noted, Nappa thought.
"What does it matter to you? Why do you speak it rhymes? Where the hell am I?" Nappa looked around, mysterious eyes were on him.
"Your questions will be answered in due time, should there a real reason I love to rhyme?" Nappa was taken back, she didn't need to have a reason to rhyme. Nappa shook his head at his own idiocy. He should go apologize to Twilight and Rainbow Dash rather than to continue to talk with this zebra.
"We can talk in my hut, follow me quickly before we get eaten by the wooden mutt." The zebra runs off and Nappa follows her, they verily arrived at the hut. Nappa opened the door and it was... African.
"This gives me Wakanda vibes" Nappa sat down on the floor.
"I do not know of the place, I wasn't sure you can fit inside you take up a lot of space." Nappa snapped his head to the zebra.
"Bitch who the fuck are you?" Nappa stood up and shows her his middle finger. The zebra sipped some tea seemingly out if nowhere.
"Zecora is my name, for what you did to the forest you should be hot with shame." Nappa flinched, he did destroy the forest and some of the animals.
"Zecora, I'm sorry, I was just upset." Zecora handed him hot tea. Nappa blew on it and took a sip.
"Tell me what made you upset, was it one of Twilight's friends I bet?" Zecora sipped her tea once more.
"You know them? Well, anyways they want to know about something dangerous. I don't want them to know about it, it's dangerous when in the wrong hands or in your case, hooves" Nappa looked and his hand and formed it into a fist.
"Apologizing I suggest, because this will solve the problem best." Nappa got up and set down his tea on a table somewhere.
"Thanks Zecora, I'll apologize and this will all be over." Nappa turned towards the door and left.
"Interesting warrior that one is, let us see if this one will lives." Zecora finished her tea.
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Nappa saw Rainbow Dash and Twilight talking with the gang. Nappa waddled over there, and Rainbow Dash glares at Nappa.
"What are you doing here? Finally gonna teach us about Ki?"
"No"
"Then what are you here for?"
"To say I'm sorry for... Exploding like that, Ki is dangerous and when in the wrong hooves you can seriously hurt somepony. I used Ki to really hurt somepony before. I just don't trust you with power of this stature." Nappa shook his head, he was suddenly hugged by everypony.
"We forgive you, we understand if you don't wanna teach us something that will hurt somepony" Pinkie Pie smiled.
"We completely understand" Rarity squeezed, Nappa had just realized right then and there... That the magic of friendship is truly something special, this is what it means to truly trust someone. Nappa smiled, he felt warmhearted by the hugging so he squeezed the hug almost crushing them.
"Y-you're hugging too tight" Fluttershy squeaked, Nappa didn't care, he just want to stay like this forever.
But all good things must come to an end.
Next Chapter: Getting Back Into Shape Estimated time remaining: 53 MinutesAuthor's Notes:
Hehehehehehe... Foreshadowing.