Nappa's Bizarre Adventure
Chapter 3: What A Beautiful Wedding.
Previous Chapter Next ChapterNappa saw the ponies party with a smile, he is going to join in but not now. As he looked on at the party he remembered a mission he was on with Vegeta a few years back.
Flashback
"Another one bites the dust Vegeta! Hey Vegeta, watch me kill this mother holding a child." Nappa smiled joyfully as he slaughtered the people of now Frieza Planet 619.
"Fine, I'll watch," Vegeta says snapping the neck of a child. He watches as Nappa closes in on the mother holding her child.
End of Flashback
As he remembered the flashback he was worried about if they found out. 'Would they still be his friends? Would they forgive him? Do they believe in second chances?' Nappa pondered as sweat dropped down from his forehead.
"Is something the matter Nappa?" Nappa turned around and got in a fighting stance. He gave up his stance when he saw who it was, Celestia.
"Ya scared me, word of advice; never scare a Saiyan. If you want to get punched then go on ahead!" Nappa laughed, Celestia's face was now one of worry.
"Nappa, you can tell me. You are now a citizen of Equestria so it is okay to tell me these things" Nappa pondered on if he should tell her. He decided not to pretty quickly.
"Nah, I won't tell ya. Not now at least." Nappa turned towards the party, how ponies were enjoying themselves.
"You should go to join them. It would be good for you."
"Bitch, you should go, you're a princess." Nappa turned to Celestia, who shook her head.
"I can't I am royalty." Celestia put her hoof down. Nappa deadpanned at her.
"Royalty my ass! I was a royal vizier and I still went to parties." Nappa shot back, it was now Celestia's turn to deadpan.
"A royalty vizier is nota the same as a princess..." Celestia was suddenly pulled by the ear.
"I don't give a damn! You're joining the party!" Celestia was caught off guard never was she held by the ear. The ponies gathered all around the dancefloor to see Nappa. "Author turn on some actual music" Nappa shouted to the heavens. The DJ was offended.
It's my time to shine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYq0hUy6JYA
Nappa did the multiform technique a move Krillin taught him a few months ago. There were four of them, and ready to dance.
"I can't believe it." All the Nappas chuckled as they started to dance, the original Nappa let go of Celestia. The dancing at first was slow, like waterbenders they were smooth with their movements very slow but very cool, like water, then as the beat picked up the dancing became upbeat, the Nappas were going all in, so fast the ponies weren't able to register. The Nappas started to dance faster and faster, then the beat dropped they were breakdancing like professionals. The dancing was shocking to the ponies the dancing was... Too much. Eventually, they started to dance not knowing. The Nappa's spun on their heads at the same time, making the ponies cheer, then the Nappa's pull out almost every single breakdancing move know to man, the Nappas were fast with their movements, the ponies went down to the dance floor and danced, obviously not as fast but they tried their best to keep up. The beat slowed and all the Nappa's started to dance slowly, the beat picked up once more, and the Nappa's shot Ki out of their hands two Ki orbs followed them, making the crowd go in awe. They do the windmill, the Ki following their feet. They were fast and fun with their dance, jackhammers were now thrown in with their dance. They did five full rotations in total, the ponies mouths fell agape, they proceed to do the torture dance, they were men on culture. The Nappas tapped danced furiously almost leaving footprints on the marble floor. The beat slowed then the Nappas slowed their dance movements dancing slowly like waterbenders, the ponies danced slowly as well, the Nappas started to pick up the hype once more! The Nappas danced faster than before Ki flew into the air circling the crowd like sharks. By now there were 50 Ki orbs among the crowd. As the song came to a close the Ki orbs shot up to the sky and made fireworks. The Nappas disappeared.
"Oh, god... I... Am so... Tired. I should really get back to training." Nappa said out of breath. Pinkie Pie bounced up to Nappa.
"You sure do know how to hype up a party!" Pinkie Pie smiled, Nappa couldn't help but smile at Pinkie Pie.
"How did you learn those dance moves? They're awesome! Obviously not as awesome as mine" Nappa sneered at Rainbow Dash who flinched under his eyes.
"Well, since you asked when I was back on Earth and producing movies, a dance teacher came up to me and saw my poor dance skills. He helped me a lot, his name is Darrel" Nappa looked at Rainbow Dash showing her his middle finger.
A few minutes passed, Nappa was sitting down on a table with a massive amount of cupcakes and fifteen cups of water beside him. Shining Armor walked up to him.
"Hello, I just wanted to thank you for saving Equestria and my... Fiance?" Shining Armor scratched the back of the head.
"You don't need to thank me, it was the right thing to do." Nappa was drinking out of his glass of water.
"Cadence saw you beat Chrysalis and kill those Changelings. Do you have any military experiences?" Shining Armor pulled out a chair from the table and sat down.
"Yeah actually, I was a General of the Saiyan army." Nappa reached out to his plate and ate a cupcake. Nappa always had a sweet-tooth.
"Really?" Shining Armor raised an eyebrow.
"At a young age, I was sent to war with the Tuffles. It was a bloody one, we wiped out their entire race." Nappa washed the cupcake down with water.
"That's horrible, how young were you?" Shining Armor was now interested in Nappa's story.
"Um, I think I was fourteen to fifteen back then, or maybe twelve. Meh, I'm sure I'll figure it out sooner or later." Nappa shrugged, Shining Armor's mouth hit the table.
"Y-you were sent to war at fifteen? That must be traumatizing!" Shining Armor shook his head.
"It is in our nature. Saiyans are the most battle-hungry race in the universe. We train at the age of four, our biology is far more interesting than others. Every time we are closer to death we get stronger, it is called a zenkai boost." Nappa stated as he reached for another cupcake. "Oh and also Cadence was there?"
"Yeah, didn't you see her stuck to the floor?" Nappa shook his head, "I guess when fighting you forget your surroundings."
"Not true, I saw Princess Celestia cacooned to the ceiling," Nappa said in defense.
"But not, what was right in front of you?" Nappa went silent as Shining Armor chuckles. Nappa started to chuckle as well, then went to full-on laughing. "What's so funny?"
"I thought of a joke, d-did you hear about the circus fire? I-I heard it wasin tents!" Nappa and Shining Armor proceed to laugh harder than my father's belt.
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It was time to go, the two now married couple went out to their honeymoon. This had been a long day for Nappa, but Nappa wasn't tired at all. He spent days awake on Planets fighting off aliens.
"Alright everypony we need to get back home. Pinkie you'll have to hold off the "Welcome to Ponyville Party" until tomorrow." Twilight said as they walked down the streets of Canterlot.
"Aw..." Pinkie Pie was looking forward to partying with Nappa.
"Where will I be staying?" Nappa looked down at Twilight.
"I guess you can stay at the Library with us, we do after all have an extra bed." Twilight responded, Nappa was walking when he saw a shadow dash through an alley. Nappa stopped and looked at the alley. The ponies stopped and looked back at him curious on as to why he stopped.
"What's the matter?" Fluttershy asked Nappa, Nappa stood still like stone.
"I don't know Flutters..." Nappa continued to look at the alley.
"I don't know"
Next Chapter: Nappa's First Day in Ponyville Estimated time remaining: 1 Hour, 4 MinutesAuthor's Notes:
This chapter was short but I want the chapters to be a bit longer. I promise it will, Nappa's antics will be explored in Ponyville as he will try and repair his ship.. Obviously it is not gonna go well but he is sure going to try!