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The journey to City Hall from the gigantic, crystalline Friendship Castle wasn’t that long. It was, however, very distracting.

It seems that a society without lots of mass transportation means that most individuals are going to be fit, because it was very difficult to find any fat people. Or obscenely skinny-Every mare turned woman was fit and toned, of various skin, hair and eye colors.

And they were all pretty much naked.

The men were a similar mixture, though a lot of them had thankfully gotten loincloths or some other kind of covering over their bits. One ancient geezer was wearing a kilt as he walked around. Guess they noticed how sensitive the human antenna actually is.

Many of them greeted me happily on my way, and I tried very hard to not freak out as I went through this strange assemblage of not-quite-humanity.

“Hey Shepherd!” Roseluck called, wearing a wreath of flowers around her neck that was partially supported by her firm, proud breasts, “how do I look as a human? Pretty nice, huh?”

“Yes, very nice,” I managed as I passed by. She pouted after me, but I ignored it.

I kept walking fast, despite the boner that was now flat out refusing to go down despite all the increasingly confusing stimuli it was getting through my brain. God I hope this doesn’t mean I’m whatever-sexual now. I had enough trouble just dealing with being attracted to sapient quadrupeds, I don’t need issues with my own species now!

Ponyville City Hall came into sight, and I made a beeline for the double doors. A tall, graying man in an apron over a suit blocked my path, giving me a warm smile. I was able to relax slightly: Mister Rich had given me my first real paying jobs around Ponyville, after all. He was a decent guy.

“Shepherd! Good to see you!” He said cheerfully. I managed a nod as I paused.

“Mister Rich,” I said slowly, “good to see you too. I’m afraid I’m a bit busy-”

“Off to thank the Princess?” Filthy Rich asked with a slight eyebrow waggle. “I’d like to shake her hoof-uh, hand, myself!” He held up his hands and beamed at his fingers as he wiggled them around. “These things are a Harmony send!”

“Yes, well, good for you,” I replied. I tried to step around him, but he mirrored my movement to block my way.

“Tartarus, the Mrs. is finally responding back,” he said, in a much lower tone. I raised both of my eyebrows.

“Do tell,” I said wryly.

Spoiled Rich definitely lived up to her name: She was the wife of Filthy Rich, the richest pony in town. She was arrogant, rude, demanding, and prejudiced-And those were her good qualities. She had actually tried many times to evict me from the town, saying as a predator, I was a potential threat and menace to children.

Even after saving Equestria for, what, the sixth time? I got the cold shoulder. Not that I was going to cuckold a good friend and employer, but not even a thank you? But she apparently worked out enough to stay hot and MILFy, enough that many stallions could overlook her terrible personality to at least ogle her.

I couldn't even get that far. Not even if she was human right now.

Filthy nodded.

“Yeah,” he said. “Speaking of, do you know any… Uh… Tricks with fingers that might… Make her happy?” He gave me a knowing smile.

Pulling the trigger on a gun into her face. Not that I told him this.

Instead, I sighed, and curled my fingers into a fist. I then partially uncurled my middle and index fingers into a slight claw. I thrust it forward, and rocked my hand up and down. I then extended my thumb and had it wave around in a circle.

“Put them in her… And rub right underneath her clitoris,” I stated in a quiet, bland tone. “It’ll drive her crazy, guaranteed. Might take a little trial and error to hit the right spot though.”

Filthy grinned, and nodded. He clapped a hand on my shoulder, which did nothing to make my soul stay in the hollow shell that was now my body after having to relate that.

“Thank you Shepherd!” He cried. “I’m going to try it right now!”

He ran off, though was soon accosted by other stallions in human form- Mister Cake, Ace Point (who thankfully was wearing tennis shorts, at least), Noteworthy, Lucky Clover, Dark Moon, Jack Hammer and others- All of whom began to ask questions, which Filthy was all too happy to answer with his very expressive hands.

However, they soon began to look in my direction, obviously eager for more pointers on how to use their new digits.

I’m sorry.

… I’m not sorry.

Before they could accost me, however, I’d made it into City Hall and shut the door behind me. I took a deep breath, and headed to the mayor’s office. The secretary was an Earth Mare turned busty brunette girl with red-rimmed glasses, who smiled happily and gestured to the door.

“The Mayor’s been expecting you, Ser Shepherd!” She said cheerfully. I managed the briefest nod, and threw open the Mayor’s door. I stormed in, and shut it behind me. The Mayor’s tall chair was turned away from me as I stalked up to her desk.

“Mayor, we need to talk! Twilight and I need to talk! And-!”

The Mayor turned around, all smiles… And nothing else on her curvaceous, muscular body. Save for the green tie and white collar around her neck. Instead of her traditional floofy teal bow-tie, she had a long necktie that drew the eyes down as it slid between two large, bouncy looking tits. Her arms were firm and finely muscled. Her stomach was flat, her pubic region shaved clean.

“Yes Shepherd? Talk about what?” She asked in her kindly voice.

The Mayor had actually been one of the first ponies to genuinely welcome me, and had gone out of her way to befriend me. It may have been because we were both often the sane ones in the middle of chaos that came with the Elements of Harmony. She wasn’t just putting on an act- She was sincere, and kind.

She was also very, very hot. Human form suited her perfectly.

“Basically,” I began, getting my focus back, “this Being a Human Day- I would have liked to have been informed first!”

Mayor Mare nodded, her breasts jiggling slightly as she shifted in her chair. I guess being an Earth pony beforehand had its advantages.

“Oh! I’m sorry, did we do something wrong?” She asked. “Is the spell not right?”

“I- no, the spell seems fine. That’s not the issue,” I groaned. “First of all, you’re all mostly naked.”

“Well, we are more comfortable like this, Shepherd,” the Mayor said with a smile. “Though I admit, I wouldn’t want to go out into the snow like this.”

“Yeah, but humans wear clothing for more reasons than temperature,” I explained, exasperated and angry. I forced myself to stay calm, I genuinely liked Mayor Mare, this wasn’t her fault. Entirely. “I’m always clothed in public for reasons. Human society isn’t... Look, having to see naked old people and naked males is just-just-!”

“Disturbing?” The Mayor asked. She held up her arms and crossed them over her nipples modestly. “Is this better?”

“No! You’re not disturbing looking,” I sighed. “It’s just that… For humans, being naked together usually requires a level of emotional intimacy that you don’t have with most people.”

The Mayor covered her mouth.

“Ohh… Oh! I think I see,” she said. “So, we’re not close enough emotionally to be naked with one another?”

“I… Well…” I scratched the back of my head. Christ, why could I not be articulate today?!

… Perhaps because my blood flow was constantly being redirected from my brain.

The Mayor chuckled softly, and rose up from her seat. She walked around her desk, her hips swaying enticingly with every step. She walked right up to me, and wrapped her arms around my waist. She looked up at me with that warm, genuine smile of hers as she pressed her body against mine.

“We could change that, if you’d like,” she said softly, squeezing her breasts up against my chest.

“Ah, Mayor-” I tried, but she held a finger up to shush me.

“I’m very fond of you Shepherd,” she whispered. “Even before this change. I realize your eyes may be on other mares. That you may be with them. I can accept that.” She licked her lips, and stood up on tiptoes to get her lips right by my ear.

“All I want is to be yours,” she murmured, hot breath washing against my ear, “and have your foals. Any time, any place you want. I’ll be yours. However you want me~.”

Okay, my current boner was completely unconfused.

This was right in my strike zone. However, I really needed to calm down. I needed to ignore the heat burning through my blood, and the primal roar of my body’s instincts. Clearly she and Starlight Glimmer were being influenced by these human forms and the magic of the transformation. She could have genuine feelings for me, but this was an extreme shift in character.

I really need to stop grasping her hair and undoing the bun that held it up, letting me run my fingers through her long, grey locks. I really needed to stop kissing her, her tongue wrestling mine as we moaned into each other's mouths.

I definitely needed to not shove her back up against her desk and spread her legs… Fuck it. Apparently I’d be sorting things out with Twilight after shagging the mayor silly.

Guess I was lucky it was my day off.

The Mayor sank to her knees, pressing her face against my crotch and breathing in deeply.

Smell was a big component for ponies, apparently no less when they were humans.

“Hahh- I want this in me, Shepard. Should I make it all wet for you first? I kind of want to see what these hands can do,” she said, dragging a finger up my trouser zipper until her fingernail caught on the pull-tab.

I grunted and ran one hand through her hair as she looked up into my eyes.

Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip

She gasped happily as my dick popped out, and licked her lips furiously. Her lips pressed against my tip, and kissed it wetly. My length was gently gripped, and bounced up and down off of her stuck out her tongue. I sighed happily, and buried my fingers in her silvery hair. The Mayor hummed happily, and opened her mouth. She stroked my length back and forth, spreading her saliva and my precum up and down. I groaned softly as the Mayor pushed forward and took the head of my dick into her hot mouth. She bobbed back and forth, my fingers digging into her scalp. I began to move my hips, thrusting gently into her maw.

“Ahh… Haaa… Haaa…” I moaned. She ran her tongue all over my length, and began bobbing more deeply. My tip hit the back of her mouth, then slid down her throat, and I groaned.

“Ohhh… G-God,” I groaned as she hummed deeply. Her blowjob became sloppier, her saliva dripping down my length and her chin. I moaned again, as she relaxed her throat. She took me down all the way to the base, and she gagged softly. Eagerly, she blew me, cupping my balls and massaging them.

For someone who just got hands, she was an incredibly fast learner. I groaned loudly as she squeezed my testes, and rubbed my taint lightly.

“Glurk… Glurk… Glurk…” She slowly looked up at me, gazing up over her glasses. The edges of her eyes crinkled. I groaned deeper and began fucking her throat earnestly, well over an inch past her mouth. She swallowed, and it felt like she was milking me, desperate for my cum. She took my thrusts eagerly, her eyes smiling up at me as I pounded her throat.

“Ahh… AHNGH! You… Slut…!” I growled. She trembled all over, one of her hands sliding between her thighs. She rubbed her pussy, already dripping all over the wooden floor. I grabbed her head and my balls slapped against her chin as I thrust into her throat. Her eyes rolled into the back of her head, as her thighs closed tightly around her own hand.

She shook hard again, and whimpered around my dick.

Had she… Had she actually-?

I orgasmed hard, blasting my first shot straight down her throat. She whined, and pulled back far enough to try and take the rest of my load into her mouth, her cheeks slowly bulging. I kept my eyes locked on her face, as I gripped her hair tightly. She coughed as she tried to swallow every bit of my semen. My seed mixed with her saliva and dripped down her chin and onto her breasts, and I groaned as I pulled out, letting my last spurt splash across her nose and glasses.

She panted hard, her silky tongue darting out and rubbing around her seed covered lips, trying to pull more into her mouth.

“Mmm… It’s so musky,” she moaned. “Haaa… Haaa…” She trembled again, a gush of her juices splattering against the wooden floor. She licked her lips again, looking up at me.

My dick didn’t seem to get the memo that it had just emptied my balls all over this woman, as it hardened back up. I growled as she reached up and rubbed my seed and her saliva into her large, welcoming breasts. I groped them eagerly, enjoying their natural firmness and warmth.

Christ, after so many years, real tits. Thank you God! Okay, Starlight's were actually quite nice but these were even better!

“Mmm… Anywhere else you want to give me a gift?” She asked playfully.

I snarled and picked her up, pulling her into a sloppy kiss. I didn’t care about my seed all over her, and she wrapped her arms and legs tightly around me. I pushed her down onto her desk, and pushed her long legs up over my shoulders. She broke the kiss, panting against my neck.

“Yes, yes… Put a foal in me, put a foal in meee,” she begged. She grabbed my dick and pointed it right at her snatch. I felt her hot, wet sex, and thrust into it. I growled deeply against her, as she gasped.

“Ohhh Celestia, yes, yesss,” she gasped, “take me! TAKE ME!”

“So impatient,” I grunted.

The Mayor laughed sexily, and squeezed her inner muscles around me. I groaned in bliss, and pulled out with just the tip left in. I slammed in hard, and she cried out in joy.

“I’m not the only… O-One…!” She managed. I slapped her bottom and she yelped. I pulled out again, and rammed in deep! She shrieked, her inner muscles still desperately squeezing my cock.

I growled deeply as she panted loudly in my face. She’d been so smug and eager, and that spurred me on. I started ramming into her as roughly as I could, the desk creaking loudly underneath us. She kissed me back eagerly as I continued pounding away. I gripped the back of her head and buried my tongue into her mouth. She sucked hard on my tongue as I fucked her with every bit of strength I could muster!

“HNN HNN! HNN! HNN!” She cried out through our joined lips, her pussy coiling around me like a snake. I slapped her ass again, and her arms pulled me into her, squeezing me all over, inside and out.

She broke the kiss and squealed like a stuck pig, her juices squirting all over my lower stomach. The mayor threw her head back to scream, and my teeth sought her throat. I bit down hard, as her screams became louder. Someone was gonna hear. Someone might already be watching.

I gripped her asscheeks and threw everything I had into fucking her! The desk creaked and squealed underneath us, squeaking against the hardwood floor. The sloppy sounds of our mating filled the office, gloriously lewd and squishy.

The Mayor managed to look me in the eyes, eyes wild and her glasses askew. I rammed in as deep as I could, and felt something give. Her eyes rolled back again, only the whites of her eyes visible as she let out a silent scream that vibrated right through me.

I buried my face in her neck, and my balls clenched. Her legs tightened around my waist, her womb begging for every drop.

“F-FUUUUUCK!” I roared, and my cock exploded inside her. Pulse after pulse of hot semen filled her up, as her belly began to expand slightly.

I didn’t know what magic of Equestria had made me into a living fire hydrant, but I didn’t care. I didn’t even care about the fact I may be a father twice over. I just knew I wanted to fill her up with my children and wreck her completely.

The Mayor shook all over, trembling like a leaf. Her nails dug into my back, hard enough they nearly drew blood. The pain burned through my veins, and I cried out again as my orgasm seemed to go on longer. Her muscles all relaxed as one, and I collapsed atop her.

All that was left was the afterglow, and our soft, deep breathing. A bird chirped outside the window. I nuzzled the Mayor gently, and she mumbled something unintelligible.

“Hnnn,” she moaned, “Haa.. W-Wow…”

I cupped her face and looked her deeply in the eyes.

Oh. Right. I had another reason for coming here. Besides banging the Mayor senseless.

“Mayor,” I said softly, “I need to know-”

“For Harmony’s sake, call me Ivory Scroll,” she moaned. I sighed and kissed her gently.

“Ivory… Where. Is. Twilight. Sparkle?”

“Haa… No idea,” the mayor sighed. “I might remember… If you give me more loving~?”

She squeezed her pussy around me, and I groaned.

“Ivory. Now,” I growled, and I gently squeezed one of her large breasts. She sighed, and gave me a pout.

“Just a little~?” She pleaded.

I sighed softly.

“Tell me, and I’ll pound you again,” I growled. She nodded.

“Mm… She’s at one of your friends’ businesses in town,” she said. I moved to pull out… But her incredibly strong legs kept me put.

“You didn’t say when~,” she taunted gently. I rolled my eyes and spanked her bottom hard. She squealed happily.

“You’re a thirsty whore, aren’t you?” I taunted.

“Oh Celestia’s tits, yesh,” she moaned. “Make me yours~!”

“Mayor-”

“Ivory!” She cried.

“Ivory, I really need to find Twilight-”

She gave me a sultry look.

“You can take my asshole,” she crooned. My dick twitched furiously.

Well… Maybe yelling at Twilight could wait just a bit longer.

Oh yeah, like you could resist, Saint Augustine.

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Author's Notes:

Chapter two. How are things looking?