Discord's POV

Discord made it to Canterlot where he bumped into Fluttershy and Applejack "Hello, Discord, how are you doing?" Fluttershy asked "Oh, I'm doing fine, Fluttershy, I was looking for you so we can find Simba a puppy." Discord answered "Simba wants ah puppy?" Applejack asked "Yup, a Germane shepherd puppy to be exact." Discord answered "Oh I got a lot of those puppies back at the animal hospital." Fluttershy said as she got excited "I'm gonna tag along because l have to apologize to Simba." Applejack said as she lowered her head "Wonderful, let's get going." Discord said as he teleported Fluttershy, Applejack, and himself to the animal hospital.

Manehattan beach, two minutes later

Simba, Celestia, and Luna were enjoying the relaxation of the beach while Mufasa and Twilight were reading books, Kiara, Kovu, Cadence, and Flurry Heart were burying Shining Armor in the sand with the exception of his head, and Sarabi was training Spike and Kion in martial arts at the docks "Simba, do you like dogs?" Twilight asked "I do, Twilight, when I was a SEAL I used to work with other branches of the military and I interact with a lot dogs." Simba answered "Watch this, ladies, hey, Kovu, I dare you to kiss bitch boy!" Simba said which caused Celestia and Luna to giggle while Twilight got a blush on her face "Hell no, I rather get surprised buttsecks by you!" Kovu said which caused Celestia, Luna, and Kiara to laugh at Kovu's comment, Twilight had a massive blush on her face while Mufasa shook his head at how vulgar the comment was "You and Kovu are very vulgar when it comes to a conversation." Mufasa said as he kept reading "I'll go get us some beers." Celestia said as she got up and went to the nearby market "Dad, I'm not a cub anymore, and my drill instructors were a lot more vulgar than I was." Simba said as he tilted his sunglasses "How's the swimsuit fitting, Twilight?" Simba asked "It's fitting perfectly, I'm not gonna lie, but I sometimes find bikinis a little reveling." Twilight answered, she was wearing a dark blue bikini "Look, Twilight, I'm sorry about beating the shit out of you and threatened to shove your horn up your ass." Simba said in a somber tone "No, Simba, it was my fault that I nearly got killed, it's because I let my Canterlot nativeness get the better of me, to be honest, I don't know what it's like to have smart parents like you do because my own parents were close minded idiots and I kinda feel ashamed that I'm their kid, not to mention the fact that I sometimes hate my brother." Twilight said while reading her book "Tia told me that your brother ignored national security all because of a fucking wedding, you wanna talk to me about your point of view?" Simba asked "Well, all he cared about was that stupid wedding, when I tried to warn everypony about the threat in Canterlot and about "Cadence's" attitude, only four ponies took me seriously, Fluttershy Pinkie, Spike, and Celestia but my brother thought I was trying to ruin his wedding and cast me out as best mare." Twilight answered "So, the bastard just said "fuck you" to your face in a heartbreaking manner." Simba said as Celestia came back with the beers "Asante, Tia." Simba said as he kissed her "So, what are you two talking about?" Celestia asked "We're talking about the royal wedding and how Shining Armor treated me horribly." Twilight answered "And it was horrible, Simba, he never listened to me and he disowned me just because I cared about Equestria more than his stupid wedding." Twilight said as started shedding tears from that event "I knew I should've snapped the little shit's spine in two." Simba said as he opened a beer bottle "Or you could cover his head with sand, Daddy." Kiara said as she walked to her beach chair with Flurry Heart in her arms "You're gonna have fun torturing my brother aren't you?" Twilight asked "Oh big time, Twilight, and I'm thinking of a new nickname for the shit because bitch boy is getting too old." Simba answered "How's my little niece doing?" Twilight asked, which Flurry Heart giggled "Kiara, how did you get so good at taking care of babies?" Twilight asked "I used to take a job as a babysitter while Daddy was overseas, taking care of kids was and still is one of my special talents." Kiara answered as she hugged Flurry Heart.

"What kind of martial arts did you learn, Simba?" Twilight asked "I learned two martial arts from my mom which are krav maga and tiger style kung fu, I took some boxing classes to work out my arms and when I was a navy SEAL I learned CQB which is a more flexible variation of CQC or close quarters combat." Simba answered "So that's how Sarabi was able to beat Rainbow Dash." Twilight said as she sat back down "Speaking about that loser, where is she?" Simba asked "I took her to the hospital after Sarabi broke her wings and she spent the night in there, recovering." Luna answered "I never thought you like reading, Mufasa." Twilight said as she laid back "I'm not a big bulky idiot, Twilight, I graduated high school at the age of 15, I earned seven doctorates, and I was a champion at chess." Mufasa said, then Discord teleported back to the beach with Fluttershy and Applejack with him "Simba, I heard from Discord that you like herding dogs so I found you a puppy." Fluttershy said as she gave Simba a female German shepherd puppy

Simba took off his sunglasses and took the puppy, he nearly cried because he hadn't have a dog ever since he lost Chico and now he has a new puppy "Fluttershy, how did you find her?" Simba asked "We found her at the animal hospital, they had a lot of puppies there." Fluttershy answered "Did you named her, Fluttershy?" Twilight asked "No, I decided to let Simba name her." Fluttershy answered "Her name is Uru." Simba said as he kissed the puppy "Uru?" Twilight asked "It's my grandmother's name and it means diamond." Simba answered as he grabbed his beer and drank it while he held the puppy now named Uru with his left arm.

Mufasa then notice Applejack being here "Is there an explanation on why you tag along?" the elder lion asked the farmer mare "I came by to apologize to your son." Applejack said as Simba set his bottle down "I'm listening." Simba said as he hugged Uru "I'm sorry about attacking you and not apologizing earlier." Applejack said as she hanged her head down in shame "I forgive you AJ and thank you for the puppy, Fluttershy." Simba said as he cuddled Uru "Oh, I knew you love her." Fluttershy said as she giggled, Simba combed Uru with his paw and kissed her.

Author's Notes:

I'm not gonna be writing for awhile because I'm dealing with some stupid shit.