[Authors note - Warning: This chapter includes quite graphic content, including Twist Abuse, details about what the Canines want to do to the ponies of Equestria, and details about what the Griffons want to do to the ponies Equestria. Viewers discretion advised.

lol jking fuk of -spoderman]

As Applebloom and a Pimp Named Spike the Dragon approached the area that Twist typically does her whoring in, they found the peppermint colored mare smoking crack with Silver Spoon, who became Twist's friend/lesbian girlfriend after Diamond Tiara died of head trauma, an event everypony remembered as one of the best days in Equestria's long history. It's also the day ponies started treating Spike with some respect. With this new found respect, as well as his new girlfriend, he made his dream of becoming a pimp come true.

Anyways, off topic. Jesus, I have a knack for getting off topic. Am I Pinkie Pie or something.

"No, I'm Pinkie Pie, silly!" Pinkie said from in between MarineMarksman's legs.

"Dafuq?!" MarineMarksman exclaimed, falling back out of his chair.

While MarineMarksman was busy getting the shit scared out of him by Pinkie Pie, who somehow not only broke the fourth wall, but broke through fourth wall and is now stuck in MarineMarksman's universe, Applebloom and a Pimp Named Spike the Dragon approached the crack smoking lesbian couple.

"Bitch, what the fuck do you think you are doing?!" A Pimp Named Spike the Dragon demanded. Twist looked up and practically shit herself upon spotting her pimp, who looked like he just about ready to bust a nut.

"Ya goin ta answer him?!" Applebloom demanded.

"I'm... I'm..." Twist stuttered, trying to find the words to explain what the fuck she was doing. While she was doing this, a Pimp Named Spike the Dragon glanced over at Applebloom, who nodded to him, as if giving Spike permission to do something. And we all know what she gave him permission to do.

"Oh lawd! Let us Pray the Pimp's Prayer." A Pimp Named Spike the Dragon began, causing Twist to cower in fear, "Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place."

"Amen." Applebloom stated.

"Amen." MarineMarksman stated.

"Amen." Pinkie Pie stated.

"Amen." Chad stated.

"Amen." Everyone in the known universe stated, as a Pimp Named Spike the Dragon pulled off his pimp gloves and smacked Twist with them across her face with such force that it sent her flying into a wall. A Pimp Named Spike the Dragon then wobbled over to her and kicked her in the stomach as hard as he could. He then pulled out his jewel encrusted Colt .45 and pointed it at Twist's head.

"NOW GET THE FUCK OUT ON THE STREET AND GET ME MY MOTHER FUCKING MONEY, BEFORE I BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT!" A Pimp Named Spike the Dragon bellowed, sending the bitch scrambling to her feet and fleeing for her life. A Pimp Named Spike the Dragon then picked up Twists crack pipe and threw it at her fleeing form. The crack pipe hit her directly in the back of the head and shattered. Luckily for Twist, her mane protected her scalp for the most part, but some of the glass did get embedded in her skull, and it would take more than a couple stitches to fix the injury.

Once Twist was out of sight, a Pimp Named Spike the Dragon turned his attention toward the cowering form of Silver Spoon, who was still holding her crack pipe. He ripped the crack pipe away from her hooves and put his jewel encrusted Colt .45 to her head.

"I see you again my ho during whoring hours again, and I will kill you. Just like your long dead friend Diamond Tiara. You dig?" A Pimp Named Spike the Dragon asked the now whimpering Silver Spoon. Unable to speak, she just nodded a little.

"Now git!" Applebloom proclaimed, stepping forward towards her as if to strike her, sending her fleeing.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet, the Canine Union Armed Forces were busy preparing for the impending invasion of Equestria. The soldiers were all craving the thought of being able to kill their long rivals. Quite a few of them were also looking forward to enjoying smoked equine flesh, a delicacy among the Canine Union's population. Some of the more disturbed dogs were looking forward to the feeling of tight pony pussy and flank.

Yeah, you heard that right.

I'm sure you know have an idea of how fucked up the dogs on this planet are now, right? Heh, and you thought the diamond dogs were bad. The diamond dogs are thief's, but the members of the Canine Union Armed Forces are literally trained to act like savages during deployments, to scare the population of the occupied nation into submission. Which is rather useful, seeing how the Canine Union Armed Forces are armed with equipment that was imported from the Soviet Union late in the Cold War, which is nothing compared to what the Equestrian military were packing.

Of course, that wasn't the goal this time. This time, the orders were to kill every single member of the Equestrian population. An order the savage members of the Canine Union Armed Forces would gladly follow.

And in the neighboring nation of Griffondore, the members of the Griffon Armed Forces were thinking similar thoughts as they prepared for the impending invasion. While their forces weren't trained to act savage like Canine Union's forces (they were in fact trained similarly to the British armed forces), and certainly weren't thinking of raping the mares of Equestria (the thought of rape repulsed most Griffons, especially the thought of raping ponies), they were looking forward to the taste of pony flesh. There was various ways the Griffons liked to cook pony flesh. They particularly liked to fill their eyes with cream. It made a rather nice desert.

Unlike their allies, they were armed with weaponry more up to par to the modern equipment the Equestrian military was using. Their Special Forces were also pretty much equal to the Equestrian Special Forces in training and equipment.

However... Equestria's armed forces did have one huge advantage. They had the power of Old Spice backing them up. And really... what can beat Old Spice? Axe? Are you fucking kidding me?

"Nope. I don't think he's kidding, Army guy." Pinkie Pie stated.

"Dammit Pinkie..." MarineMarksman muttered, facepalming.

MarineMarksman was becoming more and more visibly stressed by the minute. Not only did he have to write this story, he also had to take care of Pinkie Pie while trying to help her find a way home.

'This is some bullshit.' MarineMarksman thought to himself.