(author's note: i hope you likey)

On my way to twilight's i began to wonder what i was going to do if i'm stuck here 'if i'm stuck here i might as well start a life here. i need to find were vinyl scratch is at, she would either be hear in ponyvile or canterlot... i hope she's here, i don't feel like being around all those stuck up ponies'

   as i got closer to twilight's house i thought 'why the hell hasn't pinkie pie jumped out of no were to throw me a party?...i was actually looking forward to that...:sadface:'. as i got closer to the door i was able to see through the window, and i saw rainbow dash and twilight standing around a um...Zebragus? who looked like he was about to collapse. 'that pony looks like...no, it can't be...'. then i saw twilight and the...zebragus disapear in a flash of purple and rainbow dash flying out of a window faster than i thought was possible.

"well buck me, looks like i'm going to have to find doctor whooves my self...wait a second, wheres der...py?"...oh hell yes my head, nose twitch combo you guys know what that means!!!!

right as i said her name i heard that 'that somethings is going to fall on Wile E. Coyote's head whistle that you hear'...you know what i'm talking about, right? I looked up the perfect timing to have the safe...yup, that's right a safe...and i think your mom was inside it TROLOLLOLOLOOLOLOOLO...enough trolling for now. i had the timing to have it be sitting a few inches above me...'hmm,the bottom is very shiny'...then i was a few feet underground with a safe on me. thank celestia i'm a marshmallow

after having pulled me head out from under the safe i stared at the pinkie's that were bouncing around my head. from doing that i had a revelation, i had figured out how pinkie breaks the fourth wall...and lost it when i was pulled out from under the safe, by...you guessed it...derpy.

"you ok?"

in a slurred voice i said "i see ponies" and then after shaking my head i said "yes i'm fine"

"sorry about dropping that safe on you" she said with a sheepish smile and wall-eayed...eye's. derpy why!? thats almost worse than fluttershy...almost.

"thats ok...and i was actually looking for you anyway"

"why"

"i was wondering if you would be able to help me find doctor whooves"

"i can do that!...you just need give me a muffin"

"i don't have a muffin"

"thats ok, i was just messing with you anyway's" she said as she giggled "just follow me" and she flew off in to the forest

"well i better follow" i looked around to make sure no one was watching "...fuck it...ALLONS-Y" and i flew off after her.

after following derpy for a few minutes i saw a clearing in the forest that had a blue, old, phone booth.when we landed she said "hear we are".

"if i walk in there will he come at me welding his sonic screwdriver?"

she giggled "what make you think that?"

"nothing, just a thought i had"

"well go ahead, open the door" she said while ushering me towards the door.

i opened the door and heard the sound of things falling followed by somepony shouting "who's there!?".

out from behind a mass of wires and other assorted things came doctor whooves wielding his...you guessed it...his sonic screwdriver. "who are you and why are you here" he said, getting ready to charge me

'i should...no, that might get...but i...fuck it'...i stand up on my hind legs, and beat my forelegs on chest and yell "COME AT ME BRO"

"oh i'm going to in joy this" he said then rearing up on his hind legs he yelled "LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR..."

before he is able to finish, derpy jumps in between us and yells "STOP!!"

"aaawwww... no Leroy" the doctor said

she knew that would happend, didn't she. "derpy you troll, you knew that would happen"

she giggled and said "yes, and it turned out funnier than i though". note to self make derpy go first.

the doctor was giving me an impatient look. "your wondering why i'm here aren't you?"

"yes"

"well to start off with i'm not from this world"

the doctor didn't look surprised "i had a feeling from the moment you yelled 'come at me bro' "

"well i'm surprised the timelord knows Leroy"

"well when you...wait how do you know i'm a timelord?"

well, better him than any other pony "firstly, i am from earth. secondly, there is a TV show called doctor who which basicly shows your adventures though the big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff. also, don't forget to be careful with your time-y wimey detector around hens."

once i got to that last line he started to laugh "yea, i found that out the hard way." then he paused so he could stop laughing "now back to why your in my TARDIS"

"i came her to see if you could help me figure out how the hell i got in to equestria"

"well that depends on what you remember when you first got here"

"the only thing i remember is driving my car on a bridge and then opening my eye's to see myself falling face first in to the ground"

"i think i know what happened" he paused as he trotted towards the controls "it seems that you some how fell trough a hole in the time-y wimey...stufff". while he was fiddling with the controls "ditzy get over here, i need some help. now...wait i haven't got your name."

"well my pony name is Nightwing"

"...you have a TV show of this world to don't you?"

"eeyup"

"...you know what, i'm not going to ask. also, whats the last date you remember?"

"December 30th 2011"

"place?

"i think it was the Mackinac bridge"

after flipping some more switches he said "alright, lets go..."

"ALLONS-Y" the doc just stared at me and scowled at me as he sent us to were this whole thing began.

i opened the door to see that we were on the top of one of the supports. it was one one of those days when there wasn't that many people going across the bridge so we were probably safe from being seen.

i heard the sound of a vat hitting hooves. i reluctantly turned around to see the doc behind me some how holding a bat in one of his front hooves, and hitting it into the other. a few seocnds later he said "...thats my line..."

'i knew i shouldn't have done that...'. "NNNNOOOO, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME"

after i screamed that like a little girl he just stood there laughing at me. "i'm only messing with you" he said in between his hyena laughing fit.

once he finally stopped laughing he said "you said you were in a car right?

"yes, i did"

he then proceed to dig through a pile of crap, that i have no idea what any of it is, and pulled out a pair of binoculars. he then threw them to me while saying "these will help"

i caught them in my hands...OMG, I HAVE HANDS AGAIN...but i liked being a pony. after thinking that i had sad look on my face.

derpy, sensing something was wrong, came over and said "don't worry, it will be fixed when we get back to equestria...i think" giving me a comforting smile.

the doctor taped me on the shorlder and said "you might want to use those, or you'll miss what happend"

after he said that i looked for the first 'arrest me red' car i could see and looked at it through the binoculars. in the car i saw me driving and my find lance in the passenger seat. a few seconds later another one of my friends jump out from underneath the seats making the...i don't know, the past me? swerve and...you know what, since my memory is coming back from watching my self (that's not what i meant you prev)...i think a flash back is in order. STAR WIPE!!

me and one of my brony friends, lance were going up into the UP (upper peninsula for those who don't know) to hit the slopes. and i had some dubstep pumping through the speakers, that we were bobbing our head to.

"lance, can you reach back and grab the cheez-its"

after digging for a little bit he said "i can't find them, you sure you packed them?"

"YES, i quadruple checked" i said with a little bit of annoyance in my voice

he faceplamed "i knew i was right about you having OCD"

"just keep looking for them, i know there in here"

after searching for a few minutes more he said "dude, i still can't fin..." only to be interrupted by another one of my friends jumping out from under our broads, were even if she was skinny she shouldn't be able to fit in, while holding a box of cheez-its yelling "HERE THEY ARE!!"

"WHAT THE FUCK" me and lance yelling while i started to swerve uncontrollably.

"LOOK OUT!!" lance yelled as the car turned into oncoming traffic...of only one car...

i tried to steer out of the way but, thanks to my luck, we hit it away ways. we hit it's left side and went hurtling towards the guardrail. thanks to the fact that we weren't wearing seat belts, when we hit the guardrail we were sent flying through the windshield. i plummeting towards the water, which would feel like hitting concrete at that speed, for a few seconds...and then it went black.

well there you go...flash back over. STAR WIPE!!!

As i watched my freinds continue to fall after i just disappeared i thought, 'god damit...i just killed two of my best freinds...no wait it also her fault to...' i know, i'm moving some of the blame but hey, she did start me swerving.

i sat there with my head in my hands with tears coming out of my eye's as my friends hit the water. i started to say my thoughts out loud, in between my manly sobs "i just killed my friends...i couldn't dodge a single car...my head and ear twitched...as soon as i got in the car...why did i even come"

derpy came over and pulled me into a hug while i just sat there and cried...manly cried, i might add!

there was a sound of a door being slammed open and we both turned around. we saw the doctor come out and he had a small smile on his face.

"why are you smiling" i said

"i know what happend to your friends"

"yea, they died"

"no, the boy lived" then he frowned "but the girl didn't make it"

"how did lance survive the fall? it's immposible to live from that fall" i said confused

"well...he was holding on to the back of the girl when they hit the water...she hit first"

"why...am i not surprised...you know what, don't answer that" i then put a more serious face and said "will the time-y wime-y stuff get screwed over if i stay in equesrtia?"

"no, and why don't you want to stay here?"

"well, ever one thinks i'm dead...or will...and i love it there"

"i see...well then, let's go" he then turned around and stared me down for  a few seconds, and then said "ALLONS-Y".

we all went back in to the TARDIS and the doctor set us back to equestria

we got back and i said goodbye to them and left. i began to think of what to do now that i am staying here 'were am i going to stay...i got no job, i'm going to need bits...i think fluttershy will let sleep on her couch...i got to learn how to fly to...i got a feeling somethings going to bite me in the ass..." at with that i went off back to fluttershy's house.

(author's note: well...i wrote most of this in 3 days...why the hell couldn't i get my lazy ass to do this before? also, take a look at the names of the chapter...what do they remind you of?)