(aouther's note: i am going to be giving you some insight in to the inner workings of my mind...i hope you like the images that i will be implanting in to your heads!...sleep deprivation, we meet again old friend )

As i was waking from my 'non-comatose sleep were my own mind trolls the buck out of me' the first thought that came to my mind was probably the worst thing to mental image to ever have. i will let you come up with one.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!MY MIND"

once i started scream nurse redheart came running in yelling "WHAT'S WRONG!?"

"I NEED SOME MIND BLEACH NOW!!"

"wah...?"

i stopped screaming remembering i'm a pony and no pony know's what i'm talking about so i sat there with my eye twitching. "never mind i'm fine".

"um...o kay?" and she backs out slowly while looking at me like i'm a crazy pony

once she left i just sat there trying to get the image out of my head.

nurse redheart came back with some food on a tray a few hours later. i was still sitting there staring at the wall while my subconscious is trying to make 'cupcakes' out of my mind. she set it down and said "if you are feeling fine you can leave"

i just sat there and nodded

she started to walk out but said "what is mind bleach any way?"

"it's just a saying from were i'm from, and mind bleach is basically like bleach but for your mind"

"o...kay" after she says that she leaves while giving me the WTF look.

i turned to see what food she brought me, it was a plate of hay fries and a daisy sandwich. 'well since i'm a pony this stuff should taste good to me...right' i thought. i took a bite the first thought to go through my head was 'WHY IS THIS SO GOOD'. after i finshed with my food i thought about what nurse red heart said and decided to leave. i rolled out of the bed to find that my whole body is sore 'how long have i been out?'. i went out of my room and saw nurse redheart up at the front desk, so i went up and sked her "how long have i been out"

"you were out for about...3 week's"

"WHAT?!"

"you were in a coma fo..."

"i heard what you said...and that explains why my how body is so sore"

"you should go to fluttershy's she can help you with that"

"will do" and with that i left and headed off twords fluttershy's house

on my walk to fluttershy's house...yeah i know i'm a peguses but like i said my whole body is sore so... no fly for me. while i was walking i started to think about what i should since i am here

"i'm in equestria...and a pony...and i have no idea weather the space time continuam will implode or something since it seems i broke the laws of pyhsics...i need to find doctor whooves" oh look a door... that now has a imprint of my face on it "motherfu..." while i sat there rubbing my head with my hoof some one started to open the door a crack. then the door was thrown wide open and fluttershy come's flying out yelling "ARE YOU OK?!" in that soft little voice of her's that nearly made me squee out of the fact that it makes her so adorable.

"you can stop i'm fine" i said while she was trying to push me inside her house, and failing miserably i might add...but, it just makes her so adorable "i've done worse" like the time i nearly broke my skull from bashing my head in to a wall out of frustration

she finally got me inside and started to look at my head "are you ok... were does it hurt?"...dat voice makes me want to squee so bad.

"i said i'm fine" i said while pushing her away form me

"sorry...i get a little carried away some times" she said as she turned her head away from me...why do have to do that, you make your self adorable i just want to walk up hug you so much.

"it's ok...i came here wondering if you would be able to help with the fact the my whole body is sore"

"i can help with that" she said while being supriseingly happy from her demeanor a second ago " just lay on your stomach over there"

"ok" i went over and belly floped on to the couch "OWFH...that still hurts even if it's soft"

fluttershy troted over to me and said "this might hurt a little" then she jabbed her hoofs in to my back

"AAAAhhhhh...hahhahhahhahhahuuuummmmm, that feels sooo good"i feel just like pinkie pie did when it rained chocolate

"i'm glad you like it" then she stuck her hoofs at the base of my wings

"ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh yes that feels sooo good" i never imagined that that could feel so good. i just layed there for the rest of the time with my mouth open and tongue sticking out.

i got up after she was done and said "my neck is still stiff and hard to move"

"i know how to fix that" she said as she walked up next to me and put her hooves on the sides of my head

crap, i know what she's going to do "um, i dont think *CRRACCK*AAAAHHH... oh look i can see the back of the couch now"

while turning my head back around she said "sorry" and she turn her head away like she always does... dam it fluttershy stop making want to hug you

"don't be, i can actually move with out it hurting now" i got up and started walking towards the door "thanks, by the way"

"your welcome...were are you going anyway"

"i was planing on going to twilight's"

"oh...okay" she looked disapointed

...why is she doing tha...oh, i think she likes me, she's not the pony i was planing on going after if i'm stuck here...screw it, this is fluttershy we're talking about. so i ran up to her and gave her bear hug and then flew out the door.

fluttershy just sat there on her haunches and staring at the door with a smile on her face and was like that for the next few hours.

as i was flying off towards twilight's i began to think about what i just did 'this is probably going to bite me in the ass later'

(authors note: sorry about the long wait, I've had to much school stuff to have time to write this... and ice if you had my English teacher you would understand...oh, this story should start to make more sense as it goes along)