(Author's note: why the hell does it take me a so long to start and finish a chapter? also...FUCK YOU TF2 FUCK YOU!!...WITH A BROOM!!)

As i trotted towards Fluttershy's house i looked up into the sky to try and see what time it was. 'The sun's still got a long ways to go, so i'm gonna guess... 5 something? Damn...well might as well look around for a job (WHOO MONEY!) for a while before i see if she will let me crash on her couch.

After having looked around ponyville for a couple of hours I started to talk to my self again. "Ok , first off i need to learn how to fly, walking sucks. secondly, I'VE WALKED AROUND THE ENTIRE TOWN AND CAN'T FIND A SINGLE 'HELP WANTED' SIGN!!!".

The sun just set and i guessed it was about 9:30 so i decided to had back to fluttershy. well, that was the plan until i heard something that made my ears perk up.

"That sounds vaguely familiar..."

I followed the sound down a side street that I hadn't went down yet. As i follow it farther i came up to a building that, if I had to take a guess, was a club called "party united" and it had a help wanted sign by the front. "Finally, a place thats looking for someone...wait, souldn't i be saying some pony?".

As I got closer to the club it was getting clearer but i still wasn't sure what they were playing. So, I went in for two reasons. One, to see if i can get a job, and two, to find out what the hell they were playing.

I opened the door and i knew exactly what they were playing.

I walked in farther so i could see the stage, and wouldn't you like know what I saw up there...some pony wearing a (why am I not surprised) giant horse head, just like what you would expect deadmau5 to do if he was a pony. Everypony that I could see at the moment were jumping up and down to the music. I stood in the crowd and did the same till the song ended. Why?...BEACUSE I LOVE THE SONG!!!

After the song ended I went up to the bar so I could ask about the job. Up at the bar I saw a Pegasus stallion serving drinks. I wait up at the bar for him to come over and when he did I jumped back a little.

He laughed "It's the eyes, isn't it?"

I just sat there freaking out a little, and I think my eye twitched a little too. 'shit...red eye and gold eye, and confetti cutie mark just like in my dream...I think I may be fucked...wait a second, that was a dream why the hell am I freaking out.'

Once I got my self to stop freaking out i said "kinda...also i'm here about the help wanted sign"

"Hmmm...do you know any thing about serving drinks?"

"No, but i can learn"

"Good, you can start working tomorrow at 9"

"Thanks, also what's your name?"

"confetti, and I will be your boss. now whats yours?" ok...I need to get out of be for my mind freaks out on me again.

"It's Nightwing"

"Well then, see you at work tomorrow" and with that he went back to serving drinks.

I then left the club to head back to fluttershy's...again, while talking to myself...again...CONFOUND YOU PONIES YOU DRIVE ME TO INSANITY. 'ok...if that's confetti that means two things... either I am still in a coma, or I know someone who can break the fourth wall...and the latter is a lot more believable...which makes me scared now. I hope he isn't like the confetti I know"

After my little talk with my self i ran, instead of trotted to fluttershy's. "i need to learn to fly soon...my head twitched and... wait, did my nose twitch...no, it couldn't have. it never happens twice in one day..."

On the why to fluttershy's for the umpteenth time I decided to try and fly and it was actually quiet easy to do. Well, after falling flat on our face a few time...anyway, it's like riding a bike once you get the hang of it...although, with a few more bruises.

I flew the rest of the way and when I was about to knock on the door i noticed that it was open enough to let a sliver of light slip through along with any sound, which there was none. My brain began to work 'why id her door open?...she lives by the everfree forest...and it's the dead of night...well, i'm probably wrong but just to be safe'. I reared up on my hind legs and yelled "LLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY" I burst through the door and looked around the room "...jenkins...".

What i saw relived me. 'Thank god i was wrong...now to get fluttershy out from under the couch'

"Fluttershy you can come out it's just me"

She crawled out and said "sorry"

"No, you shouldn't be sorry. I was the one who scared you"

There was a short pause after which she said "why did you charge in anyway?"

"Your door was open and you live by the everfree. I was checking to make sure you were ok." She blushed as I said that.

She turned her head away and said "thanks"

"Why was you door open anyway?". She turned almost as red as Vinyl Scratch's eyes and hide behind her mane. So much cuteness...you know what FUCK YOU FLUTTERSHY, THAT IS WAY TO MUCH CUTE...I need to stop this before i die of diabetus.

We stood there in an awkward silence for a little bit while tried to not HNNNG and die be fore i said " I, uh...came here to see if you would let me crash on your couch for a few day's" I finished with a sheepish smile.

She kept blushing but looked at me a said in a happy voice "Sure, i'll be right back" and she ran up off to grab stuff.

She came back a few minutes later with a pillow and some blankets. "here you go" She said while handing them to me.

"Thanks" I looked up at the clock "I think i will going sleep now"

"ok, goodnight" she said as she headed up the stairs.

"Fluttershy wait" she stopped and looked back at me "i'm working at a club and i won't be out till 5:00 AM"

"That's ok, I have a extra key in the bush next to the door" She smiled and went up the stairs.

Ok, I was right about my ass being bitten, and hopefully my dream is normal this time around.

(author notes: well fuck took me 6 hours...over 3 weeks...i am such a lazy ass. Also to reiterate FUCK YOU TF2...50 hours in a week...FUCK YOU...WITH A BROOM...SIDEWAYS!!!!!)