I feel the wind fly past my head as i plummet to the ground. The ground that seems to resemble the one of the places on a show filled with colorful...ponies? My eyes shoot wide open as I realize were I am...then it all went black.

I awake from my 'face first fall into the ground' induced stupor and looked around and saw that I was on the path the lead to zecora's. i looked down over a water puddle i saw to see that i looked just like my pony, a black Pegasus with a blue snout, and red mane and tail with black highlights. "OMYGOD i'm ah pony!" i yelled. i froze and looked around to make sure nopony heard me. 'if the fanfic's are right Princess Celestia should know about humans and help me figure out how i got here' and with that i set off towards Ponyville.

On my way to twilight's house the fourth wall breaking goddess, pinkie pie ran up and knocked me over and talked quicker than normally possible

"YOURANEWPONYANDTHATMEANSIHAVETOTHROWAPARTYFORYOUWHATSYOURNAME?"

"wha...uh...da fu...my name is Nightwing"

"ILIKEITTHEPARTYISAT8:00ATSUGERCUBECRONERSEEYOUTHEREAARON" with that she ducked out of sight and disappeared

"fweh thank god she didn't know...wait, did she just...shit"

after having my very twilighteske brain nearly having an aneurysm from tying to figure out how she just disappeared I saw a peguses with a gold eye and a red eye with a confetti cutie mark...confetti? I went up to him and asked "are you confetti?"

"yes and you are...wait your Aaron, pinkie's told me all about you" after he said that I think I saw his eye twitch

"shit"

he stuck his party cannon, that he pulled out of no were, up to my face and said "stay away from my marefreind ya got it"...it seemed he was close to snapping in to party

"okokokok just please don't kill me" and with that he flew off and my guess is to find pinkie. 'please tell Cody is not here' I thought to myself and ran as fast as I could to twilight's house

Once I got close to twilight’s house I heard some song coming out of it. As I got closer I could tell it was coming from a window that was left open. Once I looked in the window I could tell what song it was and that twilight was doing her “birthday party dance”.

i went up and knocked on the door and twi sent spike to open it after she turned the music off

"who are you i haven't seen you in ponyville before?"

"i'm nightwing and i came to talk to twilight"

"twilight somepony's here for you!"

"be down in a second" now why did she go up stairs?

i went down a sat on the couch (just like lyra) waiting for her. when see came down she was followed by a peguses stallion that looked like a cross between a zebra and a pony, and he was wearing red goggles over his eye's... is that...Girokon?

"Giro?"

"yes and how do you know my name?"

"take a guess Lance"

"hey,i was wondering were you were at"

"i was..." right then my head twitched to the right along with my nose. "were are pinkie and confetti at?"

"I don't know" they said in unison

right then pinkie and confetti jump out of my ears and yelled "THE GAME".

now,thanks to my lovelybrain i froze up and had a seizure trying figure out how the fuck they popped out of my ears, a lot like twilight and the pinkie sense. first my eyes started to twitch, then my ears and then i rambled like a schizophrenic "how the...da fuck... and the... my wah...they wah...goddam it" and with that i passed out.

i woke up to find my self in a hospital bed and feeling like i was asleep for a long ass time "thank god, that must have been a coma dream" then i passed out again.

(Author's note: this is not a trollfic i just felt like making his dream like that. if you can tell me the two fanfic references are i will give you a cupcake (no it is not made with rainbow dash). also this is my first fanfic so don't be surprised if it sucks