Author's Notes:

For those who were wondering how Joe looks like when he's not a werewolf, I now have an image for you.

I would like to thank Wolf Blood for the image, and I recommend you follow him. Now let's get to the lovin.

( Also, this indicates what Joe is thinking.)

Prelude.

In the week following the end of cider season. Only one thing of significance occurred. While Dash was trying out a new stunt, she spun out and managed to break one of her wings. She was put in the hospital until her wing healed up. We would all try and visit her and cheer her up, Twilight even suggested her to read and pass the time. Without a TV in the room, I suppose that's all one could do to stave off boredom.

Once while I went to see how she was doing, she quickly hid the book Twilight gave her and started claiming she was just planning a trip to Las Pegasus once she recovered. I let it slide, knowing it wasn't that big of a deal, whether or not she likes to read. Although, after the man-hunt following after she was released and went back for said book, I probably should have said something about it being okay that people know that she likes to read. On second thought, I did like the chase so it was for the best.

After that small fiasco, I was ready to enjoy a long week of doing nothing. Though I do keep wondering about all the heart decorations around town.

Here I am sitting at the breakfast table with Discord, dad and my boys. I was feeding them their breakfast, while dad was going over some plans with Discord about what to do today. As for Luna and Jackie, they were in the kitchen cooking up a 'special' breakfast that they didn't want me to peek at. " So, what do you guys have planned for today?"

" Your dad and I were thinking of heading to the woods for a week. Really get back in touch with nature, especially since we're the only two bachelors in this house." I didn't know what that meant, but if it makes them happy. " I believe Luna wanted us to take the kids with us." ( What?)

Dad got up from his chair and went over to his grandsons. " You boys are gonna be spending some time with your Grandpa in the woods, would you like that?" The boys giggled at my old man as he got them out of their highchairs. " We'll be back in two days." Just like that, they were out the door and gone with the boys and the pets, leaving me confused as to what just happened.

" Well, alright then." I grabbed the paper dad was reading and went over the news and weather forecast. I was about to get to the part where they mentioned me chasing down a rabid Manticore, but I was suddenly assaulted with a kiss on each of my cheeks and given a plate of pancakes that spelled out ( I love you). " Well, this is a nice surprise."

" Well, Luna and I thought it would be the best way to start this special day."

When the words, special day came out, I started freaking out. ( Special day? Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now don't panic. Is it pancake day? No that's crazy talk.) I saw that the smiles my Valkyries had were starting to wilt. ( They're getting impatient, take a stab at it.) Suddenly, I remember the date, on the paper. " Happy Hearts and hooves day."

Luna was the first to recover her smile. " Thank you, dear." They both kissed me on the forehead, indicating that I was in the clear. ( Woohoo!) " So my king, what will you be doing for us on this day of romance?" ( D'oh!)

( Quick man, think, how can you weasel out and still come out on top?) Suddenly, inspiration hits me like a bolt of lightning. I grabbed them both in my arms and with a slight change in tone, whispered: " If I told you, it would ruin the surprise." I then gave each of their ears a small nibble and let them go. " But before we get to that, I promised AB I would help her with something before she goes to school." This is true, she wanted me to help her carry something to her school, though she didn't say what.

" Alright, just don't be too long ya hear." I quickly ate my breakfast and left out the door. " He had no idea it was Hearts and Hooves day today."

" Without a doubt. Doesn't mean he won't surprise us."

" I believe we'll have the biggest surprise for him. Speaking of, we should get ready." My wives went up to the master bedroom and got ready for the big surprise.

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I was heading down the road with the crusaders carrying a bigass fucking card, that had way too much glitter and sparkles that got all over me. On the bright side, I was able to think of a few things to do for my wives while I was doing this crap. Though I might need a little bit of help from the alicorn of love herself. Just as the idea to ask for Cadences help popped into my head, we arrived at the school. " Alright, girls here's the card for Cheerilee, now have fun."

Applebloom turned and faced me with an innocent question. " Can't you stay for a little bit? We have punch and cookies." ( Mmmm cookies. No! Stay focused.)

" As much as I would love to, I have to make my own plans with my wives." I left them to their own devices and started flying towards Canterlot. I would have teleported, but the last time I did that, I nearly got blasted by Celestia for scaring her half to death and the train would take too long. Within twenty minutes, I made it to the castle front-gates. The guards at the front gave me a salute which I returned and went looking for my niece. On my way through the halls, I bumped into Celestia while she was carrying a large number of heart-shaped boxes in her magic. " Well, it looks like someone's very popular today."

She gave off a snort of annoyance as she launched one at me. " Every year, these stuck up nobles send me boxes of chocolate and other small gifts, to try and gain favor, or seduce me and make me their bride." I took a look at the box and noticed the note on the bottom. It read ' To my beautiful sun princess. We would make a great couple and have gorgeous babies.'. I started to vomit at the thought of someone just telling another that they want to put a baby in them.

" Yeah, I can certainly see how you would be pissed about something like this. Wait, didn't you say you had children before?" I remember dad telling me that little snippet sometime after we brought Orion and Jack home from the hospital. It actually explains how she has a niece and nephew, well, niece anyway.

" It was a long time ago before Luna was banished to the moon." A small smile started creeping on her face. " My husband at the time was captain of the guard, a pegasus by the name of Samiel. We had a pegasus boy by the name of Hotshot. But unlike your son's, he was mortal and died a few years before Luna became the nightmare. He had many children that spread throughout Equestria, leaving me to become the aunt to a niece and-" She stopped herself, after remembering that I executed her nephew. " well you know the rest."

I went over and wrapped her in a hug. " Listen. I'm sorry for getting rid of a family member of yours, though I can't say he didn't have it coming." She squeezed me tightly after that reminder. " But maybe you should consider at least dating another being or, dare I say, get a cat." At the cat jab, she started laughing into my shoulder. This continued for a good two minutes before she let go and wiped away her tears.

" Thank you, Joe. I needed that."

" Anytime Sis. Hey listen, I've been trying to come up with the perfect gift for Luna and Jackie. Any thoughts?" Her pupils shrank and she pointed down the hall. " What?"

" If you want help, Cadence is right down the hall on your left." I went down the hall and headed for her room. " Oh and Joe." I turned my head and looked at her. " Good luck." ( What the hell does that mean?)

I went over to the aforementioned door and knocked on the door. " Hey Cadence, you in there? I need a little help. I forgot it was Hearts and hooves day and I need some idea for what to do. Any thoughts on what to do?" I put my ear to the door and heard a bunch of rummaging and two muffled voices. I was about to ask if everything was alright, but then the door opened, revealing Cadence with one shoe on and her hair was a mess.

" Sorry, what was the question again?" She leaned against the door frame with a nervous smile. Seeing this situation over a hundred times on TV, I decided to make my questioning quick.

" I really need to know what's the best gift for this holiday. Especially since it caught me off guard." Her smile was replaced with a pondering lip as she thought of what to do.

" Well, perhaps dark chocolate strawberries might help. It's one of the most delicious desserts and a natural aphrodisiac. Also, you might want to go with a box of condoms if you're going with the strawberries." My face became bright red when she mentioned condoms. It was a good idea, but damn.

" Thanks for the advice, I'll let you get back to doing....whatever it is you were doing." She quickly left back into her room and slammed the door in my face. I was about to leave, but I heard Shining on the other side of the door. I leaned my head to the door and listened in.

" Is he gone?"

" Yes, he just needed some advice."

" Well, in that case, dinner is served." Slap. " Ow!" From the sound of it, he tried what Discord suggested and shockingly, it failed.

I pulled away from the door and left the castle and went over to a local treat shop in the city to see about those strawberries. When I reached it, the lights were off and the sign said closed. " Shit! Guess I'll head down to Sugarcube corner." I started making my way to the edge of the city where the cliff was. I jumped up onto the wall keeping others from falling off the mountain and stood there. After a minute of standing, I took the plunge down the mountain.

I kept gaining some speed as I got closer to the ground. When I was eighty feet away from getting splattered like a bug on a windshield, I opened up my wings and zoomed across the field from the base of the mountain, all the way to ponyville. Seems dash's lessons have really paid off. Once the buildings of the small town came into view, I tilted my body up high and went to the center of town, a hundred feet above the ground. When I was directly over the center of town, I slowly floated down in an angelic way.

As soon as my foot hit the ground, I went straight for Sugarcube Corner for those strawberries. On the way to the shop, I noticed Applebloom and her friends going over to different guys, singing their flaws and how they're not right for Cheerilee. Deciding not to get involved, I went into the bakery where it was heavily decorated with hearts of pink and red. I went up to the counter where I saw Mrs. Cake running the counter. " Hey Cupcake, how you doing today?"

" I've been doing great. Carrot is going to take me out once we close, and Pinkie will look after the twins when we leave, so we'll have a lot of time alone." She had a far off look in her eyes that made me think she had some plans for the evening other than just dinner. " Anyway, how can I help you today?"

" I need about, a dozen chocolate-covered strawberries." She went back to the kitchen to go place my order while I went over to an empty table. While I was waiting, two bundles of joy came up to me. " Hey, you two did you come to see your uncle Joe?" Since Pinkie made it a point to have our friends become like family with my kids, I did the same with the Cake twins. " I hear your aunt Pinkie is going to watch you two tonight. Until then, uncle Joe will keep you two entertained." The twins, Pound, and Pumpkin started giggling and blabbering in baby talk, which I took as yes. " Okay, how about a little cartoon?" More giggling. " Okay, here we go."

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As we watched the little video, Pound would try and wrestle with me and, as his name would suggest, pound on my head. As for Pumpkin, she started sucking on the butt of my ax. Near the end of the video, Cupcake came over with my order. " They really seem to like you."

" Of course, what's not to like." I scooped them up and put them in the nearby play crib. When I made sure they would stay in the crib, I went over to Cupcake. " Thanks for the strawberries. Also, if you ever need a babysitter and Pinkie can't make it, give me a holler." I took the fruit and paid her the bits. " But as it stands, I have one more stop to make and then straight to my Valkyries."

" Okay then, go on ahead and get before I have to chase you out with a broom." She smiled back at me with a teasing tone, which I took as my cue to go. I ruffled the cake twins manes while I headed out and went straight for the local pharmacy. Once I got in there, I went to the front desk and asked for the extra-large condoms. The mare at the counter blushed heavily when I mentioned the size, but went and got them for me. Once she got them for me I left and headed for my house. Before I could even leave the town completely, Applebloom rammed into me.

" Bloom? What's gotten into you, why did you run into me?" When I got a better look at her, she had a look on her face that I've come to recognize over the last few months. Meaning she, and most likely Scoots and Sweetie had just done something that could alter the course of history, or at least cause a small mess that will involve an adult to clean it up. " What have you done now?"

" Well, it's kind of a long story." She started telling me how she and her friends wanted to find a special somepony for their teacher which lead them to read about a love potion that Twilight gave them. At this point, the other two Crusaders joined in on the story, telling me how it was actually a poison that made the ones who drank it, become inseparable. Then they told me who they got to drink the potion with Cheerilee, I was laughing my ass off that Big Mac was the one they got for her. Then they told me about the long term effects, then I started to worry, not about their fantasy worries, but the more realistic consequences, such as nonstop sex and eventual dehydration from such acts. " So, will you help us, Joe?"

" Rescuing our brother from doing something extremely stupid. It sounds like a typical Friday night for me. Where is he now?" They lead me back to Sugarcube Corner, where I found Big Mac and Cheerilee sharing a milkshake and calling each other pet names that made me want to vomit. " Okay, so the book said we have to keep them apart for an hour without them making eye contact, and the potion will cancel out?" The three nodded their heads saying I was right on the money. " Alright, time to break this up."

I strutted up to the two drugged up love birds and put a firm hand on both their shoulders. " So, this is the Chica that's stolen your heart huh? Well, I can't say I saw this coming, but when you know, you know."

Mac took his eyes off Cheerilee for a moment to answer. " I know, she's the most beautiful mare I've ever laid eyes on. I don't know why I've never noticed her before now?" ( I can think of why.) He returned his gaze back towards Cheerilee and the spell over both of them continued to do its job.

I went back over to the girls and went over my plan. " Here's how it's going to go. I'm going to grab him and take him out of the city, you three keep Cheerilee from following us." The girls nodded and put their game faces on. I looked at my watch and waited for it to read 1:45. " Okay, on my mark." The seconds ticked away and the time read 1:45. " Mark!" I ran over to Big Mac and grabbed him by the yoke that he always wears and dragged him out of the bakery.

" Joe, what are you doing?" Once we made it out of the building, I took flight so Cheerilee would have a difficult time following us. " Why are you keeping me from the love of my life!?"

" Trust me when I say, this is for your own good brother." As we climbed higher and further away from the little town, Big Mac started struggling in my grasp, making it very difficult to keep airborne. " You keep struggling, I might just drop you."

" If it means getting back to her, then I'm willing to get a little banged up." ( What the hell was in that potion?) " Now let! Me! Go!" He started bucking and swearing at me to let him be with Cheerilee but I wasn't having any of it. ( This is going to be a long hour.)

An hour later.

Big Mac and I were walking back towards town from where we crash-landed, which turned out to be a Manticore den. Once we fought them off, the hour was up and Big Mac regained his senses. " So, how did we wind up in a Manticore nest again?"

" Well, when Applebloom found out that Cheerilee was single, she and the other Crusaders wanted to find someone for her. After a small search, they determined that since you were a bachelor and had the least amount of flaws, they tried to get you two together with a love potion that went haywire. Once you two drank that crap, you couldn't bear to be apart. Luckily, big man, Joe was here to save the day."

" How did I know that Bloom was somehow involved in this." He shook his head in annoyance as we continued on our way to town. When we got there, the Crusaders and Cheerilee were waiting for us. " Bloom, when we get home, you are going to muck the entire pig pen for a month."

" Now, now, there's no need to be like that. I think what she and the others need, is to know that what they did was not the smartest thing to do and that they should really think about what their actions hold in the future." The Crusaders started getting hopeful smiles on their faces. Time for a reality check. " Also, I believe all three of them should clean the pen's and the chicken coop for at least two weeks." Their smile vanished immediately after that.

" I believe that will be the most appropriate punishment. Now, if you will excuse me, I have some papers to grade, and a bottle of wine that needs to be opened." Cheerilee turned around to leave for her house and left us to our own.

" Yeah, I'm gonna head back home as well. Bloom, come on." Applebloom left with Big Mac towards the farm while Scoots and Sweetie went their separate ways, leaving me alone on the dirt road.

" Guess I'll head home, my Valkyries have been waiting far too long." I checked over the strawberries and rubbers to see if they were damaged during the fight with those big cats. When I saw that the box was a little banged up but the fruit was still good, and the condoms were still intact. I put them back in the bag and headed for home. ( Hopefully I'm not too late.)

Yeah you know what's coming next.

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I landed in front of my house and went through the front door. " Luna! Jackie! I'm home!" I pocketed the condoms and went and put the fruit on a plate, make it look seductive. " Where are you my little battle maidens?"

" We're up in our room darling, come and get us." ( Like I need to be told twice.) I grabbed the plate and headed up the stairs to our room. When I got to the door, it was open and what I saw before me nearly made me drop the plate. Standing in front of the bed were my wives in their human disguises but with a twist. Instead of the clothes that they wore when they first disguised themselves, they each wore a bikini outfit designed to fit their personality. " Suprised, sugar?"

" More turned on than anything." I went onto the bed with the plate of strawberries and stripped out of my shirt. " Though the real question is," I got on my knees and became the werewolf while flexing my arms behind my head. " does this turn you on?"

The two licked their lips and crawled into bed with me. I expected them to jump me right then and there, but they decided to be cock teasers and went behind me for the chocolate covered fruit. They each took a piece and put it to each of their lips, moving it around in a full circle before popping them in their mouths. Clearly, this was meant to get a rise in my groin and believe me, it was working perfectly. " So? You going to join us, or are we going to have all the fun?" Luna loves to tease.

" Don't mind if I do." I snaked over behind Applejack and started to spoon her from behind. I groped her ass while I grabbed a strawberry and made a little trip down south. " Let's get rid of these, shall we?" I removed Jackie's panties and moved the fruit over to her wet flower. Once the fruit was thoroughly covered in her juices, I offered the fruit to luna. " Care for a bite Darling?"

Luna came over to us while removing her bra, revealing her newly acquired D-cup breasts. " I'd love a taste." She quickly became the other slice of bread in our little sex sandwich and took the love juiced berry in her teeth. With the fruit in her mouth, she slipped her hands behind Jackie and went straight for my pants. While her hands were busy undressing me, Jackie leaned into Luna for a kiss, sharing the berry between them, while doing that, she gently took off Luna's remaining article of clothing. Seeing, as my hands were free, I decided to help out and moved them towards the clasp on Jackie's bra, effectively getting rid of it.

" Mmmm this feels really good. Who knew having these up here would be soo exhilarating." Jackie was referring to her firm and mesmerizing C-cup breasts that I was fondling while Luna suckled on the left tit. " Ooooh, and that just makes it feel much better. Keep going Lulu." With Luna keeping Jackie occupied, I slipped over to where my pants were thrown to retrieve the condoms. I pulled one out and placed it on my now erect junk. " Looks like someone came prepared."

" Oh, but I love it better without a barrier." Luna gained a pouty face as the realization that bare-skin fun was out the door.

" You know I love our wild lovemaking too, but, I don't think we should take the risk of giving Orion and Jack any siblings, at least not yet anyway." I went over to them back on the bed and groped each of their large, but firm asses. " Now, let's get to the best part of Hearts and Hooves day." I started with Luna by having a little tongue wrestling while Jackie started fingering her and giving me a handjob.

After two minutes, we changed our tactics. Both Luna and Jackie got into a 69 position with Luna on the bottom and Jackie on top with me positioned in between Luna's long legs. Luna started eating out Jackie's pussy while pinching her clit with her thumb and index finger eliciting short moans and gasps from Jackie. Speaking of, Jackie was sucking my cock and fingering both Luna's pussy and ass, making her moan into Jackie's pussy. Once Jackie was done lubing up my dick, she positioned it to penetrate Luna's velvet underground. " Give it to her good Sugarcube."

" With pleasure." With a small amount of effort, I broke through Luna's curtains and started pistoning in and out of her while AJ went about sucking her clit. As the minutes ticked by and Luna gave out her first orgasm, I decided to switch it up. I removed my cock from Luna and grabbed Jackie to start off the face-off position. With AJ facing me, I started pumping my dick in her whilst Luna went ahead and started taking care of herself while watching the two of us go at it. Soon enough, Jackie screamed after reaching her first orgasm and I took this as my opportunity to finish between both of them. " Sweethearts, how 'bout you two get into a hugging position?"

" Of course dear." Luna quite fingering herself and grabbed Jackie and forced her onto the bed with her. With a quick adjustment, they had their breasts squished together and their pussies pressed against each other, this time with Luna on top of Jackie. " Ready when you are my king." Luna started grinding against Jackie's pussy in anticipation of what was to come.

" Alright ladies, get ready for my spear." I positioned my dick between their wet snatches and thrust with the speed of a locomotive, rubbing both their clits with ferocity. The sound of their moaning and screaming for more, tells me that they were enjoying it. While I was thrusting, I gave them both a hard slap to the ass. " Who's your daddy?"

" That's really cliche. But you better fuck us hard if you know what's good for ya." With no need to be told twice, I doubled my speed, therefore increasing our pleasure. " Now we're talking!" When it seemed they were getting closer to another climax, I started to enter Luna's pussy then after five thrusts, stuck it in Jackie's pussy then repeated the process a few times.

Just as their second climax was coming, and my first one was coming, I decided it was time for some fireman action. " Get on your knees girls." They got off each other and got into position while I took off this fucking condom. As the rubber came off, my Valkyries held their breasts together and opened their mouths for my ' special cream'. " Here it comes." With a little help from my hand, I sprayed their faces and breasts with my semen, to the point that it looked like they had white paint covering them. When I was done, I looked over my good work. " That's a nice look for you two."

Instead of answering me, they both started making out and cleaning my seed from each other. ( Shit that's hot.) " Mmmh, you taste good Luna." Jackie put another fingerful of cum from Luna's chest in her mouth after saying that.

" Must be the baby gravy our husband covered us with." Luna went and started cleaning Jackie's cum covered breasts, while I just stood there and regained my erection. " Seem's our little show has given rise to our husband's lance."

" Well, lucky for us, I bought a twelve-pack of condoms, and we have the house to ourselves for the next two days." I went ahead and put the second condom on. " So, who's first?"

Two days after Hearts and Hooves day. Davids POV

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I was returning home with Discord and my grandsons after our camping trip from Whitetail woods. We were told by my daughters-in-law that they wanted some alone time with my son during the romantic holiday and told us to take the kids away from the house for a few days. It's been a few years since I've been in the game, but even I know what they were implying.

Discord floated in the air beside me with a camera strapped to his neck, no doubt wanting evidence of what went down while we were away. " So, how messed up do you think the house is, let alone the master bedroom?"

" Knowing my son, we'll be in for a lot of surprises." As we got closer to the house, we could see the condition of the house. The living room window was smashed by one of the stuffed hydra heads. The roof had a hole in it with a palm tree sticking out with an assortment of underwear hanging from the branches. " Well, it looks like you have some photos Discord."

" The outside is nothing compared to the inside." Discord had teleported to the front of the house and went inside. I followed with the boys in my arms and Hercules at my heels. When we entered the house, we couldn't believe our eyes. " Dave. No offense, but your son is a freak." The living room had a circle of bongo drums in the center of a clown statue. The stairs had been converted into a slip-n-slide with a sleeping ferret on the end of it.

" What did those three do while we were gone?" As soon as I said that, my son fumbled down the stairs with a 19th-century diving helmet on, scaring the ferret and getting him to bolt out the backdoor. He got up off the floor and saw us.

" Hey, guys, how was your trip in the woods?" He took off the helmet, revealing his face was riddled with lipstick kisses. " Look, I know this place is a mess, but don't worry I got it covered." He went back up the stairs, no doubt to tell Luna and Applejack to get decent.

I looked at my grandsons as they played with their Buzz and Woody toy and shook my head. " Boys, your father is extremely weird, and your mothers just as much. Hopefully, you two won't inherit your father's strange behavior." I went out of the house and started for the farmhouse until the house was clean and rid of the smell of sex. " This holiday is beyond crazy."