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It is a beautiful morning. I woke up in my king-sized bed, sandwiched between Lulu and Jackie. " Good morning my Valkyrie's" I decided to start calling them Valkyrie's because it turned me on. " how did you sleep?"

Jackie was the first to stir from her sleep. " Mmmmh, like a cat under a ray of sun." She had the sweet scent of apple shampoo that gave her that apple scent.

" And you, my little moon queen, how did you sleep?"

Luna undid the covers revealing her socks that she likes to wear in bed. " I was in a complete state of bliss."

" I have no doubt, now come on, you two got work to do, and I'm due for a fitting." I gave each of them a kiss and headed for the showers. After my shower, I headed for the kitchen to find Jackie cooking breakfast and Luna reading the paper. " Hello, my darlings" I gave Luna a kiss as I passed her on the kitchen bar. " anything we need in town while I'm out?" I got behind AJ and reached for a biscuit while giving her a kiss on the cheek.

" Well, I do need you to pick up some paper towels and trash bags. Can you think of anything Luna dear." It's nice to see them getting along and treating each other like lovers, oh yeah that's right.

" All I can think of is food and treats for the pets." Once the house was put up and the girls moved in, we had to bring their pets too. There was, of course, Winona, Jackies Border Collie, and Luna's possum, Tiberius. It makes me think that I need a pet of my own.


I grabbed my wallet and headed out the door. I passed through the orchard and waved Apple Bloom off as she was heading to school. The town came into view a minute later. As I strolled through town a few of the townsfolk gave me a friendly wave or hello. " Can't get better than this."

" It certainly can't."

" What the?" I look to my right to see Twilight with a package on her back walking alongside me. " Oh, Twilight it's just you. Where are you heading off too?"

" I'm heading over to Rarity's so she can fix a button for my Gala dress. What about you, what's on your agenda."

" I'm also heading over to the boutique, I need a suit for the Gala. I would have just gone in shorts and my Jackass 2 t-shirt, but Luna said I needed a suit."

" True, by the way, how are things with Luna and Applejack now that you three moved in together?"

" I couldn't be happier, most mornings I wake up and expect to wake up alone back on earth. Instead, I get to wake up every morning to my valkyries." A look of bliss could be seen on my face.

" That sounds very nice, oh look were here." We were so engrossed with our conversation, that I hadn't realized we made it to the boutique.

I opened the door to the shop for Twi. " Ladies first."

" Thank you, Joe." We entered the shop and went up to Rarity's room. When we entered, Rarity was working on a project and her cat was doing a balancing act. Patiently waiting Twilight leaned over to whisper something to me. " What do you think she's working on?" Really?

Not even bothering to whisper I gave my retort. " Judging by all the fabric, pins, and needles, I would have to guess she was making a pipe bomb, or maybe some version of Homer Simpson."

" What? That's ridiculous, she's making a dress." Twilight whispered angrily at me.

In a regular voice, I responded: " I know, I just like to screw with you and the others minds from time to time."

Rarity had just about enough of my crap and addressed us. " Can I help you two with something?"

Twilight was the first to speak up. " Yes, do you think you could fix this button for my Gala dress?" She took her dress from the parcel so we could get a good look. What the hell, a red dress with yellow borders, that looks horrible against purple fur. And it seems that Rarity would agree with me going by the look of her facial expression.

" Darling, surely you don't intend to wear that to the Gala."

" What do you mean, I've worn this dress to all my school functions." Oh yeah, that justifies it greatly.

" That might have worked there, but this is the biggest party of the year, not to mention the classiest." Not if I have anything to say about it. " Gasp, I got it, I'll make you a new dress for the Gala."

" Rarity, that's so generous, but I couldn't let you do all that for me."

" Hey, why not, anything she makes will be better than that old rag."

" Hey."

" Oh, deal with it."

" You know I could also make you something to wear for the Gala Joe."

" That's actually why I came by, to see if you could make this suit for me." I reached in my pocket and took out my phone to show her my design idea.

I let her get a good look at it to make sure she could get in every detail. " Think you can manage that?"

" Without a doubt darling." I gave her a smile of my appreciation.

Our conversation would have gone longer, but someone had to crash the party, literally. From above Rarity's ceiling, Rainbow Dash came crashing down onto the floor and bounced over to a stack of mannequins and unused fabric. When she emerged, fabric draped over her back, and for some reason, a bucket was on her head. " Heh, sorry I was trying out a new stunt, and I guess it kinda failed."

" Depends, was the stunt called 'Skylight maker'? If so, then it was a rousing success." Shit eating grin, activate.

" Yeah, yeah."

Rarity suddenly let out a huge gasp. " I've got it, I'll make dresses for all of us to wear at the Gala."

Dash had a confused look on her face. " The what now?"

" Are you serious!? You went and chased Twilight for that extra ticket, just so you could meet with the Wonderbolts at that very Gala that ticket grants you access too. And you just, forgot!?"

" Uh, sorta yeah."

" Why you little!" I grabbed Dash by her neck and started to fake strangle her. Ever since I should her and Gilda The Simpsons, she's been acting more and more like Bart every chance she got. And every time she would tick me off, this would be the result. " I'll teach you to forget about something like this."

While I was taking care of Dash, Twilight and Rarity continued our conversation. " I could make dresses for all of us and we could hold a fashion show. I could even call for Hoity Toity to oversee the show." I never will get used to these weird names.

" That sounds great, I'll tell the girls." Twilight looked to me. " Joe, do you think you can tell Applejack when you get home?"

I took a small break from strangling Dash to answer. " Sure, no problem, just gotta run a few errands first then I'll tell her. But first." I went back to strangling Dash with more vigor.

It's been three days since Rarity announced she would make us all formal attire for the Gala, and today was the big unveiling. All the girls had come to see what Rarity made for them, also with us was Luna and dad, they had nothing better to do, at least till I install the tv in the living room.

" Alright, darlings, ready for the big unveiling?" Well, duh. " I give you, your Gala dresses." The curtains opened to reveal Five dresses and a suit. The suit was to my expectations, maybe even a little better than I wanted. The girls, well I couldn't really tell what they thought about them.

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" So what do you think?" She waited for someone to give their opinion. When no one did, I decided to speak up.

" Rarity, I believe I speak for everyone when I say that these are the best dresses that any living being could ever create." I looked at the girls to ask their opinion. " Well girls, what do you think?"

Twilight was the first to speak up. " Well, they sure are nice." I'm sensing a but coming up.

" It's just not as cool as I imagined it would be." We all glared at Dash for making such a stupid comment. " What? They asked."

" Is..is that how you all feel?" Rarity started to sound really hurt at this point.

" They are very nice, but I just don't see it the way I imagined it would look like in my head." Come on Jackie, I thought you would help me out here.

Luckily Luna stepped up to the plate. " If I might say something." We all gave her our attention. " These dresses mirror your images perfectly, and if you had a different design in mind, you should have spoken to Rarity about it as Joe did."

The girls all looked ashamed about the way they had acted towards their dresses, but more importantly, they felt bad for making Rarity think she did wrong. " Why don't you all try on the dresses and let's see what y' all look like." They each took their dress and went out in the hall with Rarity following them. I turned around to dad and Luna. " Well, I believe they're ready for that fashion show, don't you?"

" Indeed, Rarity will certainly be made famous for her work."

" Yeah, even if they don't do well, the local populace will want a dress or suit from her."

" That's for sure." Suddenly the door opens and the girls come back in with their outfits on. " Wow!" The girls looked stunning, especially Jackie.

The dresses were perfect, even Rarity had her own dress to wear. " Now that is what I'm talking about, you girls look great, oh and Jackie can I tell you something." She came over so I could whisper in her ear. " When we get back home, Lulu and I are going to rut you silly." I flicked her ear with my tongue as I pulled back. A huge blush made her face redder than Big Mac's.

" Uh, girls, Luna Joe and I have to go." Jackie grabbed my shirt with her teeth and dragged me out of the room.

" You coming, Lulu?"

" Right behind you" Luna followed us out the shop and towards home.

Dad looked at the girls. " I'll see you all later." Dad headed out the door to do whatever he usually does with his day when we need him to be out of the house. Hint hint.

It's been a few days since Rarity showed us her work for the Gala, and now it was time to showcase it. A large stage was built in front of the boutique to act as our runway, and boy did we draw a crowd.

We waited behind the curtain until the show truly started. Spike got hold of the mic and began the show. " Ladies and gentlemen, since the beginning of time the elite of Equestria have longed for pony fashions that truly express the essence of their very souls. They have been waiting for decades no, centuries for the perfect pony gown. Today, at long last the wait is over." He is really milking it out there. " Here, on display for the first time anywhere, the unique and fabulous designs of Rarity." Showtime.

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I was the first to go show off my stuff. The crowd oohed and awed at the clothes I wore, or maybe it was just me? I strutted down the catwalk like I owned the place, when I reached the end of the stage I put on a pose. I saw Luna in the crowd and gave off a wink, she swooned at the gesture while everyone else screamed for more.

I had turned to head back till it was time for the final performance. On my way back, the girls were making their way to the end, I gave a little tongue flicking to Jackie when I passed her which she blushed big time and nearly lost her focus. I made it backstage and waited for the others to finish. " Nicely done son." I turned around to see dad was waiting back here.

" Hey, dad, whatcha doing back here and not out there with the crowd?" I looked down at his side to see a small cage by his side. " What's with the cage?"

" Well, seeing as your girlfriends have a pet of their own, I asked Celestia to help me get back home for a bit and, give you a little surprise." Dad knelt down and opened the cage, what came out was one of the cutest things I've ever seen, an English Mastiff pup.

" Son, meet Hercules." The puppy dubbed Hercules suddenly ran to me to get to know me.

" Hey, buddy. Who's a good boy, who's a good boy?" I was so engrossed with my new dog that I didn't hear the girls come back.

Fluttershy was the first to react. " Oh my goodness, what a cute little puppy. Is he from your world?"

" Yeah, he's an English Mastiff." Jackie came over to see what the fuss was about. " Jackie, come meet the newest member of the family, Hercules."

Jackie came over to meet Hercules. " Hi, there little fella, my name's Applejack." As soon as Hercules saw Jackie, he went nuts. He leaped from my arms and went right for AJ and started slobbering all over her.

" Heh heh, I think he likes you." While I was enjoying the sight of my new dog getting along with one of my girlfriends, the curtains pulled back to reveal Spike looking for us. " Guess it's time to head back out there. Come on girls, time to, as Rarity would say, dazzle them."

As we went out to do one last performance, Hercules decided to join us. Everyone that saw him thought he was the cutest thing that they had ever seen. As the show, as well as the day, neared its end, I thought about all the good that would come of this day.

The girls and I would have something to wear to the Gala, Rarity would be the talk of all the Canterlot Elite, and to top it off, I have a pet to call my own. It makes me wonder what the days ahead will bring?

Author's Notes:

Alright, not a lot of action in this one, or for that matter conflict. But don't worry, the next chapter will have an epic fight near the end. Your only clue is this. Cut off one head, two more shall take its place. Hail Hydra!
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