"L-Lord Beerus!" Celestia said, bowing down to her superior...

"No need for that, you can stand normally." Beerus said.

So Celestia stood up.

"T-To what do I owe this unexpected visit...?" She asked.

"Oh, I just wanted to drop in, maybe build a summer house and- What the heck do you think I'm here for?" Beerus asked.

"Er... My birthday party...?" Celestia asked.

"No! Although, I must say, happy birthday." Beerus said.

"Happy Birthday to you, Princess." Whis said.

"Food?" Celestia asked.

"Unless you stepped up from hay sandwiches, I'm not eating a thing. You're lucky the bearded one created a delectable fruit salad." Beerus said.

"We have advanced very far..." Celestia said.

"Really? I'll have to try it out. Anyway, I'm here for something called a 'Super Saiyan God.' Know anything about it?" Beerus asked.

"Super Saiyan God? I know what a Super Saiyan is, but I've never heard of a Super Saiyan God..." Celestia said.

"Oh well. We want to meet... Whis, who was it again?" Beerus asked.

"Son Gohan." Whis said.

"Yeah, Son Gohan." Beerus said.

"Er... He's in that room, celebrating..." Celestia said.

"Could he be the one with the highest power level? I can feel it's heavily suppressed." Beerus said.

"I suppose so... There are festivities going on in there." Celestia said.

"Well, Whis, we have a party to crash." Beerus said.

***

Gohan was back at it, eating down the food with Goten.

The rest of our gang were doing other things.

Twilight talking to Cadence, Shining Armor holding Flurry Heart, Pinkie and Rainbow Dash playing darts, Fluttershy and Rarity chatting, the Crusaders and Spike all playing tag at this time, and Applejack drinking cider.

Other ponies were conversing, and Blueblood was nowhere to be seen.

Celestia and our guests came into the room, and Luna instantly noticed.

'This does not bode well...' She thought.

She walked up to the three.

"Lord Beerus, we are honored that you have returned..." Luna said.

"Yeah, yeah. Anyway, it seems you've lost any desire to dethrone your sister..." Beerus said.

"There is no reason to anymore." Luna said.

"Wait, what are you talking about?" Celestia asked.

"Introduce me to everyone already." Beerus said.

Celestia cleared her throat.

"Everyone." She called.

Everyone in the room looked to her.

"I am proud to say that we have two extraordinary guests. Lord Beerus and his attendant Whis." Celestia called.

"Hello everyone." Beerus said.

"Pleasure to meet you all." Whis said.

'Whoa... Who's the cat?' Goku asked.

'I can't sense their energies at all...' Gohan thought.

There was slow clapping then everyone clapped.

Then it stopped.

"I'm looking for the one named Son Gohan." Beerus called.

'M-Me!?' Gohan thought.

"Everyone else can return to whatever they're doing, I really don't care." Beerus said.

So that's what they did.

Gohan got up to greet Beerus.

"Hello, Lord Beerus." He said.

"Hello. Wow, you're small." Beerus said.

"Well, I'm just a kid." Gohan said.

"Okay. I'm looking for something called a Super Saiyan God... Heard of it?" Beerus asked.

"I... Don't know about it, sorry. I'm currently a Super Saiyan, though." Gohan said.

"Let me ask my dad." He added.

"Wait, Whis, didn't you say he was-" Beerus said, before Gohan responded again.

"Nope, he doesn't know either." He said.

"Well, Lord Beerus, it appears that your Super Saiyan God turned out to be wrong." Whis said.

"I never get such things wrong!" Beerus said.

"Replace never with always." Whis said.

Beerus groaned.

"Anyway, Whis here tells me that you slayed that bastard Frieza..." Beerus said.

"Uh... Y-Yes sir." Gohan said.

Beerus started inspecting Gohan's shorter body.

"My dad beat him the first time." Gohan said.

Beerus ended his examination.

"It doesn't seem like you can beat him as you are... But I understand that you are suppressing yourself, are you not?" He asked.

"Yes, I just like the look." Gohan said.

"Yet you know nothing of the Super Saiyan God... Bummer. Oh well." Beerus said.

"Whis, we're heading home." Beerus said.

"As you wish." Whis said.

"H-Hold on." Gohan said.

"Yeah, what is it?" Beerus asked.

"Why don't you stay for a while? There's no reason to pass up on this fun party." Gohan said.

Now Celestia and Luna were sweating bullets.

"Hmm... You know, that does sound like a good idea. I smell some delicious food over there on that table... I also see some exciting games over there, with the pink one." Beerus said.

"That's the spirit!" Gohan said.

"Whis, cancel that. We're gonna have some fun." Beerus said.

"Alright, then." Whis said.

So our two aliens along with our preexisting alien went to greet the rest of our cast.

Twilight didn't know what Beerus was.

Neither did Gohan.

They respected him, though.

Whis was weirdly talkative and respectful...

Nobody seemed to be bothered at Beerus.

***

"Howdy, Beerus! I'm Applejack of Sweet Apple Acres, and this is my sister, Applebloom!" Applejack said, grabbing her sister.

"I can speak for myself, AJ." Applebloom complained.

***

"I'm the one and only Rainbow Dash! The fastest flyer in all of Equestria!" Rainbow Dash said boldly.

"I must say, your confidence is stunning." Beerus said.

"Heh, it's natural when you're awesome." Scootaloo said.

"Oh, right. I'm Scootaloo!" She said.

***

"I am Rarity. Charmed to meet you." Rarity said.

"I'm Sweetie Belle! It's nice to meet you!" Sweetie Belle said.

***

"I'm Pinkie Pie! Whee!" Pinkie said while hopping away.

"Energetic one..." Beerus said.

***

"I'm Fluttershy. It's nice to meet you, Mr. Beerus." Fluttershy said.

"It's my pleasure." Beerus said.

***

"I am Princess Twilight Sparkle! It's nice to meet you." Twilight said.

"I'm her trusty assistant, Spike!" Spike said.

***

Yep, everything was all right...

Except for our two princesses...

"We must make sure his temper doesn't flare..." Celestia whispered.

"Right. Not even Son Gohan can handle something like Lord Beerus." Luna said.

Anyway, our deities ate some delicious food, they played pin the tail on the pony, they listened to Gohan's godawful karaoke singing, but they all danced to some music from the DJ instead of the Mozart shit. (Mozart isn't shit.)

Beerus was break dancing as everyone clapped.

You know, spinning on your head and stuff.

Luna and Celestia were confused as to how Beerus wasn't angry at all this shit.

Last time he... Nevermind.

Especially the karaoke, but I guess everyone else's singing made it better.

Now there was an announcement by Twilight.

"Everyone! I need to show you this." She said.

She had Gohan stand in the middle of the room.

Beerus and Whis were tasting some rice and fish while sitting down.

"She seems like she's presenting something." Whis said.

"Eh, I don't care as long as it's entertaining." Beerus said.

But then the room was filled with soap.

Nobody noticed it until a lot of ponies tripped.

Yes, even Twilight was struggling to remain standing.

Well, Gohan wasn't, but Goten was sliding across the floor while sitting.

"Whee!" He cheered.

The Crusaders all followed him.

Some ponies managed to keep their balance.

Some ponies fell down.

Some ponies just flew because, well, they have wings.

"...It can't be." Beerus said.

"Be what, my Lord?" Whis asked.

"For thousands of years I lay dormant..." A familiar voice echoed.

'Oh no.' Celestia thought.

'Not today, dang it!' Twilight thought.

'Oh brother.' Gohan thought.

And let's cut to Pinkie's imagination for some elevator music.

Beerus actually stood up and grinned.

"Who dares disturb my-" "-You don't need to overcomplicate things, old friend. Just show yourself!" Beerus interrupted.

"Old friend!?" Twilight, Gohan, Celestia and Luna asked.

Then distinct laughter could be heard.

"You're such a bore, Beerus. You don't play around, as usual." Our familiar friend said.

Discord appeared beside Gohan, slithering in the air.

"It's been too long!" He said.

"Discord, it's great to see you again!" Beerus said.

"You know Discord!?" Everyone asked.

'H-How...?' Celestia thought.

"Well, obviously. Deities know each other very well." Discord said.

"From how long ago?" Twilight asked.

"Well, let's see... I know I came before and after you turned to stone, so the first time was about 3.5 million years ago, and the next time I tried to visit is a million after that, then I came to Equestria to see you turned to stone." Beerus said.

"Do you have the same exalted ideals as before?" Whis asked.

"Not necessarily, no." Discord said.

"How do y'all know each other...?" Applejack asked, slipping for a few seconds before falling on her face.

"Like I said, deities know each other. I'm a God of Chaos, while he is a God of Destruction." Discord said.

"Destruction?" Everyone but Celestia and Luna asked.

"I'm a destroyer god. I destroy planets that I see irredeemable." Beerus said.

"Well that's not very nice!" Pinkie said.

"I never claim to be." Beerus said.

...

'I don't know whether to fight him or lay low. I can't measure his strength like this.' Gohan thought.

'How strong is he? I can't sense it.' Goku said.

'Not a good idea, maybe...' Gohan said.

'Just do it!' Goku said.

"Er, Lord Beerus, my dad wants to know how strong you are." Gohan said.

"I'm the strongest in the universe." Beerus said.

"Nothing can get in his way, not even you." Discord said, putting his finger on Gohan's head.

Surprisingly, to Beerus, nothing happened.

"Well, I guess that would make sense..." Gohan said.

"Huh. Your magic doesn't work on the kid?" Beerus asked.

"Oh, no. He's too powerful for that." Discord said.

"I know killing Frieza is an accomplishment, but that's extraordinary." Beerus said.

"Oh, uh... Thank you, Lord Beerus..." Gohan said, bowing a bit.

"What brings you here, Discord?" Beerus asked.

"Oh, I just happened to drop by, sensed my fellow god was here and- What the heck do you think I'm here for?" Discord asked.

"Uh... The party?" Fluttershy asked.

"Well, obviously. I'm kinda hurt that you didn't send me an invitation, Celestia." Discord said.

"I-I'm sorry, it must've slipped my mind..." Celestia said.

"Huh... Perhaps you need a punishment." Beerus said, aiming his palm at Celestia.

Celestia was obviously scared.

Gohan and Twilight saw that clearly.

Beerus had the creepiest smirk on his face...

Luna was scared for her sister.

She knew what should come next...

...

"Hakai." He said.

The dreaded word.

Celestia expected to be destroyed, but...

...

Nothing happened.

Discord started laughing his ass off.

"Did you really think I cared about your invitation?" He asked.

"W-What?" Celestia asked, realizing she still exists.

'I've never seen the princess so scared of something... What is it about Beerus...?' Gohan thought.

"It's obvious Discord doesn't care about the party, he came just to see me!" Beerus said.

Celestia sighed in relief.

So did Luna.

"Anyway, continue, Princess Twilight." Beerus said, waving his hand.

He walked away and sat back down.

Luna was beside her sister for moral support.

"Uh... Okay... But Discord has to get rid of the soap!" Twilight said, struggling to keep her balance.

Then she fell on her face.

"Fine, fine." Discord said, snapping his fingers.

It was gone.

Goten was standing on one foot and sliding while laughing.

(I guess it's funnier to imagine Chris Griffin's laughter)

Then the soap was gone, and he fell on his face.

Our Crusaders stopped sliding.

"Aw..." They whined.

Everyone else sighed in relief.

But...

"Discord, get over here, we have some catching up to do!" Beerus said.

Discord slithered on over.

Then they started talking again.

"I'd like everyone to see this... I studied really hard on it." Twilight said.

"No kidding." Spike muttered.

Twilight had yellow magic form at her horn.

It began taking energy around the horn...

"Twilight... Can you explain to me what you're trying to do?" Gohan asked, a little concerned.

"Trust me, it'll only be for the better!" Twilight said, straining.

She started sweating.

"...And then my assface of a brother blew a huge fart in my- What is that?" Beerus asked.

Now the conversing gods were intrigued.

"OKAY, GET READY!" Twilight exclaimed.

She fired!

Recoiling back a few inches, her yellow blast created some wind.

"THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!" Twilight yelled.

Gohan just closed his eyes and braced for impact.

It hit!

...The pendant.

Twilight stopped her Hyper Beam and panted.

"That should do it..." She said.

"What is she doing?" Beerus asked.

"Well, I could tell you, but that'd ruin the surprise of your dreams." Discord said.

"What are you going on about?" Beerus asked.

The pendant...

Began cracking...?

UWAAAAAAAAAHT?

"Uh..." Gohan said, very, VERY concerned.

Then, it broke into many tiny pieces!

Instantly after that, a yellow flash of light appeared!

Everyone but the gods and angel was blinded!

Beerus looked shocked and stood up.

Whis looked on in surprise.

The flash died down, and everyone looked to...

T-To...

Orange gi, blue boots, belt, wristbands, and crazy spiky hair...

Without any white glimmers...

"No way..." Goku said.

"YES!" Twilight cheered.

"Do my eyes deceive me...?" Beerus asked.

"W-What the...!?" Gohan asked.

Goten looked to his side with a surprised face.

"Dad!?" He and Gohan asked.

"It's you!" Beerus said, pointing at Goku.

Author's Notes:

I know you're probably thinking:

"WHAT THE FUCK!?!?1? YOU PROM15ED SH1T W0ULD G0 DOWN YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT!"

...Okay, maybe not.

If you don't see it, it's the nearly getting destroyed part.

Anyway, Goku's back!?

Well, shit, we have the three Sons.

You know something bad's gonna happen with Goku...

...You might say, some shit will go down.