Our group got off the train.

"You brought your dad, right?" Twilight asked for the nine thousand and first time.

"For the last time, yes, I did, Twilight." Gohan said.

'Why does she keep asking? It's worse than Bulma at this point!' Goku said.

'They're nerds like me, so expect it...' Gohan thought.

Our group grabbed their tickets, inserted them into the magic ticket machine, and now they're in Canterlot.

(For those who don't know-

Also, skip this if you don't want a lesson on trains.

This is my other hobby.

I live in a country where the ticketing system is different than some parts of America. The LIRR in New York has a conductor to take the tickets.

My country uses a machine to take the ticket and let you through.

It's kind of like a subway, but with tickets instead of MetroCards.

What's bullshit here, is that you have to pay just to fucking sit down!

Wot!?)

"I can smell the rich air already." Gohan said.

"What does that mean?" Applejack asked.

"Two things. The air here is less polluted than that of Ponyville, for some reason. This city uses more industrial technology, I don't know how-" "Enough, nerd." Rainbow Dash interrupted.

"Can't I just explain this?" Gohan asked.

"No!" Rainbow Dash said.

"That's not very nice." Fluttershy said.

"Nah, its fine. Sunset does it to me, too. It's kind of fun annoying her, because I get to see- Okay, I'm getting way off track." Gohan said.

"Aw..." Twilight said, wanting to hear it.

"Let's get going! I don't wanna be late!" Goten said, slowly running towards the castle.

The Crusaders followed him while giggling.

"For some reason, it feels like Gohan is an adult..." Rarity said.

"I feel the exact same way." Gohan said.

***

"You wanna know how super duper amazing awesome funtastic the party is!?!?1?" Pinkie asked, in front of a curtain.

Celestia was waiting.

"Yes, though... Why did you say 1?" She asked.

"Here it is!" Pinkie said, punching the curtains aside.

Holy fucking shit.

It's a mess!

I-I mean, it's amazing!

There's so many games, enough food to feed half a civilization (guess who's that for.), the finest musicians in Canterlot, along with the most badass DJ for later (guess who.), and so much more, jeez.

The musicians, who played mostly violin, (Octavia) began playing Mozart Symphony 4.

The DJ, Vinyl Scratch, was just sitting around, waiting to do her part.

Pinkie went as far as to make a whole fucking Crystal statue of Celestia.

Balloons and confetti flew everywhere, you can't go five feet without another one getting in your sight.

Oh, and don't forget the gift table.

...Which Pinkie gave plenty of.

Oh, and cake.

CAKE THAT WAS SO FUCKING LARGE THAT IT HAD 9001 CANDLES ON IT TO SHOW HOW OLD CELESTIA IS!

...Sorry.

But there was a giant cake.

"T-This..." Celestia stammered.

"It's a party, right!? OOH! I have to get my dress!" Pinkie said, darting away.

Celestia just admired the scene...

...

"I-Its perfect..." She muttered.

The rest of our cast came into the giant room.

"Wow!" Gohan said.

"Did Pinkie do all this?" Twilight asked.

"Whoa..." Applejack said.

Then Pinkie appeared beside our group.

Wearing her dress.

"Hey!" She said.

"Did... Did you just appear out of nowhere?" Gohan asked.

"Yep! It's a magic trick! Yay!" Pinkie said, throwing confetti everywhere.

"Put your gifts on that table! Do it, do it, do it!" She said.

So our group did that.

Adding to the already monstrous pile.

Celestia finally managed to compose herself under these conditions...

She walked down to our cast.

"Welcome, my little ponies." She said.

They all bowed at her presence.

"There is no need." Celestia said, giggling.

"Happy Birthday!" Everyone said.

Pinkie decided to throw extra confetti.

Goten threw a yellow ki blast and made it explode into tiny sparkles.

Celestia was flattered.

"Thank you. That was lovely. Well, our other guests should be arriving soon." She said.

Luna came into the room.

"You all came on time. Perfect." She said with a smile.

"Hey, Princess Luna." Gohan said.

"Wowee! We're in front of TWO princesses!" Scootaloo said to her fellow comrades.

"Idi nahui! Cyka blyat!" Applebloom said.

"Debil!" Sweetie Belle yelled, pointing at Applebloom.

"Vrod blyat!" Scootaloo said.

Sorry, had to get my inner Russian out of me.

"This is amazing...!" Applebloom said.

"Why don't you all take part in this glorious celebration?" Celestia asked.

"Okay! Goten, food race?" Gohan asked.

"No need to tell me twice! 123 GO!" Goten said.

And like that, our two Saiyans were wolfing down everything at the food table.

The ponies and dragon laughed.

Then Celestia noticed the sword on Goten.

"Why does he have a weapon...?" She asked.

"Oh, Goten and our little troublemakers here wanted to play with it on the train." Rainbow Dash said.

"More specifically, the sheath." Twilight said.

"Oh... I see." Celestia said.

"Hey!" A familiar voice came from behind.

It was Shining Armor, carrying Flurry Heart.

Cadence was there, too, carrying gifts.

"I hope we're not too late." Shining Armor said.

"Shining Armor!" Twilight said, running up to hug her big brother.

"Cadence!" She said, performing a ritual dance with her...

It's too cancerous for me to want to show you.

"Leap frog, leap frog, Great Barrier Reef! Or-"

Okay I'm done.

Then Twilight turned her attention to Flurry Heart.

...Gohan was already holding her.

He... Left the food table to do that.

Goten was still wolfing food down.

"She's gotten bigger!" Gohan said.

"I know!" Shining Armor and Cadence said.

"Where's Sunburst?" Twilight asked.

"He's with Starlight Glimmer, doing some sort of testing. He said that it was more important..." Shining Armor said.

"Oh, right." Twilight said.

"That's quite all right." Celestia said.

Gohan let Flurry Heart suck on his finger.

"Aw... Who's Godfather Gohan's powerful little alicorn?" He asked, trying to act maternal.

Then Flurry Heart looked like she was about to sneeze.

"It's you! Yes it is, it's y-" Gohan said, before Flurry sneezed a fucking Broly blast to his face.

His face was blackened.

The ponies and dragon were shocked.

...

Flurry Heart just laughed like a little baby.

"...You know, if I wasn't a Super Saiyan, I might've been able to feel that." Gohan said.

"I also should've known that this should happen because her power level was high." He added.

"We have to perform Sunburst's spell for a moment, sorry..." Cadence said, taking her baby with her magic.

Gohan wiped his face clean.

Celestia was already having fun.

The next guests were her nephew and a bunch of snobs in the city.

But...

Then the feeling of Beerus came back to her.

'I need to clear my head of this...' She thought.

"Will you all excuse me...?" She asked, walking away.

"She looks concerned." Gohan said.

"Yes, she is." Luna said.

"About what?" Twilight asked.

"ON HER BIRTHDAY!?!?1? We have to fix this!" Pinkie said.

"I'm afraid that is to be kept a secret." Luna said.

Gohan and Twilight looked to each other in concern, but they shrugged.

Eventually, the room was packed with ponies nobody knew.

Celestia was in a separate room, walking in circles.

"Why am I having these feelings...?" She asked herself.

'He isn't coming here again...' She thought.

She stood still.

'He doesn't even have a reason to be here.' She thought.

"Hello, Princess..." A very familiar voice came from behind.

'...It's Lord Beerus.' Celestia thought.

She turned around in surprise to see Whis and Beerus.

"L-Lord Beerus..." She said fearfully.

"Long time no see." Beerus said casually.

Author's Notes:

Okay, so NEXT chapter, shit will go down.

I actually got a chapter done in a day, holy shit.