"I'm me!" Goku said joyfully.

He inspected his own body to make sure this wasn't a dream.

"D-Dad...!" Gohan said, not knowing how to react.

"Yay! Daddy!" Goten said, tackle hugging his father in the chest.

Goku couldn't really take it all in at once.

But he had to do something.

"H-Hey, Goten...!" He said, hugging him back.

He started laughing nervously.

"Is this real...?" He asked himself.

Gohan couldn't believe it. To the point where he just couldn't stop staring in pure joy and confusion.

He was pretty much paralyzed with euphoria.

Twilight was squealing at the fact her magic worked.

Beerus knew Goku looked very familiar from his dream...

Whis was astonished that Twilight had a reanimation spell.

Everyone else was surprised.

The Mane 6 and Spike, notably.

Not necessarily the other ponies, they didn't even know what was happening.

Except Luna and Celestia.

"Bravo, Princess, bravo!" Discord said, clapping and standing.

"Indeed. Reanimation is a very noteworthy ability." Whis said.

Twilight squealed even more because living organisms actually noticed.

"It's you!" Beerus said, pointing at Goku.

"Uh... Huh?" Goku asked.

Goten looked to Beerus strangely, too.

"You're the Super Saiyan God in my dream!" Beerus said.

"Really...? Um... I'm not a Super Saiyan God." Goku said.

Gohan snapped out of his trance by shaking his head.

"I think we established this already." He said.

"Well, Lord Beerus, it seems your prediction was actually wrong after all." Whis said.

Beerus grunted.

"Ugh. Fine, Whis." He said, defeated.

"Wait... What happened?" Cadence asked.

"It's a reanimation spell, of sorts." Twilight said.

"H-How...!? Why!? I can't...! Believe!" Gohan stuttered.

"I basically changed the roots of the reconstruction spell and overloaded it with positive magic! That's the basic part, you don't know how much chemistry and math came into the mix." Twilight said.

"I didn't understand any of that!" Goku said.

"I did a science." Twilight said.

"Ohh." Goku said.

"You brought this guy back to life?" Shining Armor asked.

Flurry Heart was happy at the sight of Goku and tried reaching for him.

"It's Gohan and Goten's father, Son Goku!" Rarity said, surprised.

"What!?" Basically everyone but the main cast asked.

I mean, the Mane 6, Spike, Saiyans, and Royal Sisters.

"Uh... Well, I don't really know most of you, but it's great to meet ya...!" Goku said.

He hasn't really talked to anyone other than Gohan for a while.

And Sunset, a few times.

And indirectly towards Goten.

"Well... The hair matches Goten's..." Shining Armor said.

"But your faces are all alike..." Cadence said.

"Ooh, is that Flurry Heart?" Goku asked Shining Armor.

He walked up to him.

"Yeah." Shining Armor said.

"Can I see her? I wanna be her god....Grand... Uh... Whatever the word is." Goku said.

"Honestly, I don't think it exists." Gohan said.

"Just call me grandpa!" Goku said.

"I suppose that works...? In a way..." Cadence said.

"Well, I guess we know you now, so sure!" Shining Armor said, holding the baby up to Goku.

Flurry Heart reached out to Goku while giggling.

"Isn't that just cute?" Fluttershy asked.

Goku took the baby, and well, Flurry Heart tried grabbing his face.

Goku chuckled, tickling her in the chest.

Obviously, Flurry Heart ended up giggling and laughing.

Once Goku stopped, she grabbed his wacky hair.

(By wacky, I mean fucking reality defying.

You see it from the front, it's sideways. Makes sense.

Then you see it from the side, it's the same as if you were seeing it from the front.

What the fuck?

I'm not even kidding.)

"Aw! You got my hair! Hehehe- Ow!" Goku said, as she pulled REALLY hard on it.

Goku accidentally let go of the baby to hold his head in slight pain.

Flurry Heart let go and started flapping her wings while giggling.

Shining Armor and Cadence slightly gasped.

"Uh..." Gohan said.

Beerus was looking at the scene because, well, it seemed interesting.

It's kinda getting his mind off his blunder.

"I'm going to look at what else they have to eat." Whis said, walking away.

"Don't pull my hair...!" Goku said.

Flurry Heart just giggled as she jabbed him in the stomach.

So, he was caught off guard and felt that...

He grabbed his stomach next because, again, unexpected.

She has some physical strength, too...

Flurry Heart was about to smash her hoof into Goku's face before he caught her teeny tiny hoof with two fingers.

"Jeez! I know you're strong, but dang! That's awesome!" Goku said.

The baby alicorn giggled as she tried pulling her hoof away.

Cadence used her magic to carry Flurry Heart.

So Goku let go.

"I'm sorry, somepony forgot the other spell." Cadence said, giving Shining Armor the evil eye.

Shining Armor was sweating.

"Oh, it's fine. She packs a punch, but it doesn't hurt. At least not anymore." Goku said.

"Well, let's get you something to eat, you haven't eaten for the entirety of your imprisonment. Which was 1082.7103 hours." Gohan said.

About 45 days.

"You counted?" Goku asked.

"I made a mental note of when I got the necklace." Gohan said.

"What is this 'mental note' you speak of?" Goku asked.

"I expected you to say that... It's like a note you take in your head." Gohan said.

"Oh. Well, yeah! I need some grub!" Goku said.

"Twilight!" Pinkie yelled.

"What?" Twilight asked, confused at Pinkie's sudden anger.

"You didn't tell me to request a planet's worth of food! You told me half a civilization!" Pinkie said.

"What?" Twilight asked.

"We don't have enough food." Pinkie said.

"Oh." Twilight said.

"Pinkie Pie, do not worry yourself." Celestia said.

"The chefs are more than prepared to cook up a storm." Luna said.

"Though, it should take some time." Celestia said.

"That's okay! I know what I need to do to kill some time!" Goku said.

"Whatever it is, I hope it's fun." Beerus said.

"Well, I dunno. Do you like fighting, Lord Beerus?" Goku asked.

'Oh no.' Gohan thought.

"It's true that I enjoy a good fight once in a while. Elaborate." Beerus said.

"You're supposed to be really strong, right?" Goku asked.

"Correct." Beerus said.

"How about showing me a teensy bit of your strength, huh?" Goku asked, showing the teensy with two fingers.

"You want me to demonstrate my power... What have you in mind?" Beerus asked.

'Oh no.' Celestia and Luna thought.

"We can go toe-to-toe in a sparring match, even for a minute!" Goku said, as excited as a little kid going to Toys R Us.

"Do you even hear yourself...!?" Celestia asked.

"Yes, Goku. Do you even know what you're saying? Challenging a god of destruction?" Discord asked.

"I have lived for a very long time..." Beerus said.

"...But never have I been issued a challenge such as yours..." He said.

"You seem to be quite sure of yourself... Or could it simply be... That you're just an arrogant fool?" He asked.

"Son Goku, it is highly recommended that you do not face Lord Beerus..." Luna said.

"What? But why not!? I haven't had a proper fight since yesterday!" Goku said.

"Yeah... Why not?" Beerus asked, standing up.

Goku got all excited.

"Go ahead and come at me with everything you've got." Beerus said.

"All right! Sweet!" Goku cheered.

"Hold on a minute!" Gohan said.

"This is the worst place to fight! There are bystanders!" He said.

"Hmm... You're right. Whis." Beerus said.

"All right, my lord." Whis said, putting his finished cup of pudding down.

He jabbed his staff into the ground, and with that...

Goku, Beerus, Gohan and the Royal Sisters were taken to a field.

An empty field.

"This way, you can go all out without harming anyone. Sound good?" Beerus asked.

"Yeah!" Goku said.

"...But are you sure you want my full power right off the bat?" He asked.

'This is the one time that dad is being arrogant...' Gohan thought.

"If I hurt you, I don't want you getting all ticked off and unleashing your anger on this planet..." Goku said.

"You have my word." Beerus said.

"Well, let's begin." He said.

...

Gohan just looked on in confusion.

The Royal Sisters were freaking the hell out!

Goku smiled as he took a deep breath.

Let's cut to our party for a moment!

***

...

"What just happened?" Twilight asked.

"It appears my best buddy forgot to invite me." Discord said, pouting.

"Where are the princesses?" Applejack asked.

"And what am I going to do with all this food that the chefs just prepped!?" Pinkie asked, revealing a whole table, fresh with new plates and food.

"I'll eat some!" Goten said.

...

"Well, I guess the other bottomless pits will have to wait... Dig in!" Pinkie said.

"I call the sweets!" Pinkie yelled.

***

"...Okay." Goku said.

He instantly turned into a Super Saiyan!

With the aura...

"See, first, I have to go Super Saiyan." Goku said.

Then, Goku powered up while grunting loudly.

He created many winds...

He turned into a Super Saiyan 2!

"All right!" He yelled, throwing a fist in the air.

"Now, I'm a Super Saiyan 2!" He said, lightning flashing all around him.

"Well, well. This is a surprise. It appears that that Super Saiyan talk wasn't just a bunch of hot air after all..." Beerus said.

"Not bad, huh? But if you want, I could dial it back to 1 for ya." Goku said, cocky.

"No, no. That won't be necessary." Beerus said.

"Well, just try your best." He said.

Goku took that as an insult...

"You still doubt me...? Fine!" He yelled, darting at Beerus.

He left a bunch of dust behind him.

He was about to reach Lord Beerus, but teleported behind him to throw a powerful punch!

But...

With a purple flash of light, Beerus caught the fist with his back turned.

Goku was surprised...

Beerus hurled him casually across the grass, making him slide.

Goku turned while sliding and stopped his momentum.

But when he looked up, Beerus was right in front of him, scaring him.

Beerus flicked him in the forehead...

Sending Goku straight into the ground!

Gohan was shocked that his dad was getting thrown around like this.

Goku flew up from the debris, flying sky high.

He grunted in pain, realizing he bled from the mouth a bit.

He wiped it, and looked down at Beerus, who gestured for him to come at him.

Goku took it as even more insulting, and clouded his judgement.

Without thinking, he powered up, using the Kaioken!

"Super Kaioken!" He screamed.

His yellow aura instantly turned red...

Beerus was pleasantly surprised at Goku's stunt.

Goku moved around in a flash, darting at Beerus.

He threw a kick, which Beerus dodged.

Goku kicked a bunch of rocks upwards.

But Goku threw a bunch of punches at Beerus, who just dodged them casually!

Goku threw a kick, which he missed again.

Beerus jumped up this time.

Goku then threw another barrage of punches at Beerus, who blocked them all with a flurry of kicks...

Beerus maneuvered behind Goku, all the while smirking.

Goku was so irritated that...

"TIMES THREE!" He screamed. Making his red aura flare even more.

He hurled a fist right at Beerus!

But Beerus dodged again...

Goku slammed his fist right into the ground, sending seismic waves all over the planet!

***

In Mostcow...

"Nu blyat!" A Russian pony yelled at another Russian Pony.

"Vrod, blyat! Cyka!"

"Idi nahui!"

Then the ground exploded nearby!

"Tchevo blyat!"

"Debil!"

***

Beerus maneuvered behind Goku again, only to catch him by surprise.

Beerus held a chop above his neck while smirking...

And gently tapped his neck.

Goku lost all his power in that one moment, and...

Instantly reverted back to base form.

He fell to his knees before collapsing entirely.

"Dad!" Gohan yelled.

Celestia and Luna were just surprised.

Beerus started walking away while whistling.

Gohan immediately rushed to his father.

'Crapbaskets...' He thought.

Goku was out cold...

Gohan reached into his pouch of senzu beans.

"He was a formidable warrior, I must say." Beerus said.

Gohan dropped it in Goku's mouth.

"But he wasn't a challenge for me. Whis, let's head back to the party." Beerus said.

Jesus Christ, look at the devastation of this poor field!

The holes and shiet...

Goku instantly sprang up.

"Phew! Thanks Gohan!" He said.

Beerus turned around in shock.

"What?" He asked.

"Well, look who's conscious?" Gohan asked.

"Man, you're really awesome, Lord Beerus! I can't believe you're so strong!" Goku said.

"I'm really glad he didn't kill you, making you dead for the third time." Gohan said.

"How'd you get back up?" Beerus asked.

"Senzu beans!" Goku said.

"They heal all wounds and restore stamina." Gohan explained.

"Some sort of wonder drug, eh? Sounds interesting." Beerus said.

"I guess you could categorize it as a drug." Gohan said.

Our princesses have been rather quiet...

"It's always a pain when it hurts in there... But, eventually, you'll like how it feels!" Goku said.

Innuendo...

...

"...I need an adult." Gohan said.

"I am an adul-" "No. No you are not." Gohan interrupted Goku.

"Goku, you are a very formidable warrior." Beerus said.

"AH AM A SUPAH STAH WARRIAH!"

"I commend you on your progress... For a mortal." Beerus said.

"Thanks!" Goku said.

"Let us return to the festivities... I heard that you're hungry." Beerus said.

"Yeah!" Goku said.

"Whis." Beerus said.

Whis tapped his staff on the ground.

Author's Notes:

Holy shit, this took a long while. I've been trying to edit the shithole of a Season 3 as much as I can but, MAAAAN! It still looks and smells like shit! So it's not done. I've been wasting my time on that...

But I got this done. Sorry for the wait.