Gohan's Second Chance
Chapter 86: Battle Between a God and a Mortal Pt. 4
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The dresses are done!
...They're the exact same as the last Gala dresses.
...
"Rarity...? I think you made the same dresses as last time." Twilight said, inspecting her dress.
"Yeah, uh... They're the freaking same!" Rainbow Dash said.
"Nonsense!" Rarity said.
'Did Rarity lose her... Oh, no... Not again!' Spike thought.
"In fact..." Rarity said, pulling a curtain aside, revealing...
...The dresses she made last time.
"These are the dresses I- Oh." She said, realizing her blunder.
The dresses...
Were the fucking same...
"Did you do the same for Pinkie...?" Gohan asked, in his formal wear and Super Saiyan form.
"I'm afraid so... And she's already in Canterlot, preparing for the party..." Rarity said.
"You look really tired." Goten said, wearing his formal wear.
He also had the sword strapped to his back because, well, you already know.
Actually, Rarity did have a bag under each eye.
"I really am..." Rarity said, putting a hoof to her forehead.
"Where are my senzu beans when someone else needs them...?" Gohan asked himself.
"Ooh! Ooh! Can I get them?" Goten asked.
"I don't see why not." Gohan said.
"Let's time it!" Applebloom said.
"Okay! Starting now!" Goten said, before darting away instantly.
Welp, he was gone.
"One! Two! Three!" The Crusaders counted.
Aaaand he's back.
"Right here!" Goten said, holding the senzu beans.
He pulled one out, and Rarity used her magic to grab it.
...
Well, she ate it, and now she's not tired.
"Thank you. However- I don't think there's much time before our train..." Rarity said.
"Then we gotta go!" Sweetie Belle said.
'D...Did they forget you have Instant Transmission...?' Goku asked.
'I'm 100% sure they did.' Gohan said.
'You know, I actually tend to forget about it too...' Goku said.
'You mean like when Frieza came to Earth...?' Gohan asked.
'No, I knew Trunks was there.' Goku said.
'So you're talking about up on the Lookout?' Gohan asked.
'Yeah! Before we went into the Hypersonic Lion Tamer!' Goku said.
Gohan mentally groaned.
Well, to put it short...
***
Up on Kami's Lookout...
"You gotta save him!" An Android Saga Gohan said to Goku.
"But I can't get him in time!" Goku said.
"There's no way I can move fast enough to grab him, get out, and..." He said, realizing he had Instant Transmission.
He popped away.
"Did... He just remember he can do that...?" Gohan asked.
"Your father's an idiot." Mr. Popo said.
"No need for silver lining there." Gohan said.
***
On the train...
Well, everyone except our children (except Gohan) were quiet.
Gohan was holding his and Goten's presents, and everyone else was holding their respective presents.
Except the Crusaders, their sisters and sisterly figure held those.
Anyway...
Oh my gosh, was it a nightmare.
Here are a few examples...
The Crusaders were chasing Goten with the sword...'s sheath.
Gohan was just holding onto it until they'd finish.
Too bad there were other passengers.
"Try to catch me!" Goten said.
"Throw!" Applebloom yelled.
The trio used their hooves to hurl the sheath at Goten.
Goten just darted to the ceiling and clung onto it like Spider-Man.
The sheath flew down the aisle.
"Hah! You missed! You get three points!" Goten said, holding up three fingers.
"We lose!" Scootaloo said happily.
This is one weird game.
The sheath landed, and the Crusaders grabbed it again.
This time, they aimed at Goten at the ceiling.
"Round 2!" Sweetie Belle said.
Then they hurled it again.
Goten hurled nothing at the sheath, but the winds sent it flying another way.
...Bad idea.
It aimed at another passenger, a stallion unicorn.
He had a tan body with a brown mane.
He had a book for a cutie mark.
He had blue eyes.
He was napping.
Well, the sheath hit him right in the side of the head.
"Ow! The heck!?" He yelled, rubbing that part of his head.
Then our children had scared looks instead of smiles.
"Uh oh." Goten said.
'Oh boy.' Goku said.
'I should've never even brought this thing.' Gohan thought.
"Who's this belong to, huh!?" The stallion asked, using his yellow magic to pick it up.
Goten got off the ceiling and stepped in front of the stallion.
"I'm sorry, it's mine. I didn't mean to hit you with it." He said, bowing.
He then looked up at the unicorn with puppy dog eyes.
He looked a little too cute to scold, so...
"Ah, that's okay. Just don't do it again, alright?" The unicorn said.
"Y-Yes sir." Goten said.
"Here you go." He said, giving it back to Goten.
"Maybe you should stop with the sheath, Goten." Gohan said.
"Aww!" The four whined.
***
The next one is the last one.
Our four were playing patty cake...
The three fillies were trying to see if they could go faster than Goten all together.
So Goten was patting six hooves.
"Patty cake, party cake, baker's man!" They sang.
And Goten decided to get a little flashy, courtesy of Trunks.
"Bake me a cake as fast as you CAN!" They sang.
But Goten yelled 'can.'
And at that moment, he did a swipe pat!
...Or slap.
That wasn't a good idea, because, well, the Crusaders were all slapped away.
They spun around because he hit their hooves.
So there was all the-
"Whoaaaa!"
"Uh oh." Goten said.
Gohan had an awkward smile as he stood up.
He walked over to our spinning trio and stopped them each with a finger.
"Let's stop playing for now, alright?" Gohan asked.
Their eyes were spinning for a few moments.
Until they shook their heads.
Their manes were kinda screwed up.
So, as you would expect, Rarity and Applejack gasped.
"Y'all need to recomb your mane!" Applejack said.
"You mean comb their names again? 'Recomb' isn't a word, Applejack." Rarity said.
"Last I checked, we already had two dictionaries, Rarity." Rainbow Dash said.
"Hey!" Gohan and Twilight said.
"That doesn't change the fact that they need it. Luckily, I brought my spare brush." Rarity said, pulling a brush out of her luggage.
"Don't do mine, it's fine this way!" Scootaloo said.
"Absolutely not!" Rarity said.
"Eh, she doesn't want it Rarity. Let her keep it." Rainbow Dash said.
"Yay!" Scootaloo said.
"Well, you two have fun while we get endlessly nagged by Rarity..." Sweetie Belle said.
"Excuse me?" Rarity asked.
The two other fillies had to get the brushing done.
"So what do you wanna do?" Goten asked.
"Ooh! Let's do the other one!" Scootaloo said.
"But I can't, remember...?" Goten asked.
"Don't worry, I doubt it'll happen again." Scootaloo said.
"If you think so... Okay!" Goten said.
They were pretty much doing patty cake again, but it went like this.
"Down by the shores of the hanky panky where the bullfrogs leap from bank to banky-"
Then Goten instinctively smacked Scootaloo away.
He didn't want to, but that's the problem- It's uncontrollable.
Like a reflex.
Scootaloo was kinda hit away, like flying, almost.
Goten gasped, realizing he should've persisted.
Gohan acted instantly by catching her before she smashed into the seat.
"...I think that's enough playing for now, huh?" He asked.
"What?" Goten and the Crusaders whined.
"This is very dangerous, on a train, no less." Gohan said.
"And we've bothered a stranger already." Twilight said.
"I'm surprised I'm not joining in on the playing." Spike said.
"We're done." Gohan said, setting Scootaloo down.
So they had to just sit down and do nothing for the rest of the ride.
***
Celestia was in her bedroom, constantly walking around.
"What is this feeling...? Has Beerus the Destroyer awoken...?" She asked herself.
Luna also came into the room.
"Sister, you know as well as I that Lord Beerus..." She said.
"Yes..." Celestia said.
"He doesn't dare come here today... Right?" Luna asked, hoping.
"I hope not..." Celestia said.
"Oh, and Pinkie Pie has finished decorating every room. She has plenty of surprises for you, too." Luna said with a smile.
"I'm expecting the best." Celestia said with a smile.
But that feeling won't go away...
For the both of them.
Next Chapter: Battle Between a God and a Mortal Pt. 5 Estimated time remaining: 2 Hours, 30 MinutesAuthor's Notes:
Ugh, this was just filler.
I can promise that some shit will go down in two more chapters.
Or the next one, I don't know.
And that'll take another MONTH!
HAHAHAHAHA-
Okay, but really, I'm trying for as soon as possible.
It won't be another month-long hiatus again, lol.