"My calculations were correct. The Planet Namek still has its dragon balls." Someone said.

He was a blue midget with a big black nose.

Guess who?

Sorbet!

"They were, but I'm still a bit worried, Sorbet." Another one said.

This guy was more of a humanoid who had black lips and an overall light purple body.

It was Tagoma.

"About what?" Sorbet asked.

"Is the resurrection of Lord Frieza really necessary for our army?" Tagoma asked.

"You're still going on about that? It is necessary!" Sorbet said.

"Our army found out that Lord Frieza and the Ginyu Force were defeated. Soon, a rebellion took place for the ownership of a planet or two. The internal leadership of the army fell apart." Sorbet said.

"I did glance for Lord Frieza a while ago, but... I didn't think he was that impressive as he rarely showed up." Tagoma said.

Sorbet grinned. "It was enough to show up rarely and pass on fear among his people." He said.

"Is that so? Well, it sounds disappointing to have an annoying dictator as a leader who just all talk." Tagoma said.

"What?" Sorbet asked.

The door burst open.

"What a pathetic thing to say!" Came a voice.

It was Shisami, red giant with brown horns and the same brown nose as Sorbet.

"Tagoma! To think Lord Frieza's revival will be witnessed by someone with such little faith in his power." Shisami said.

"Shisami..." Tagoma said.

"Lord Frieza's revival can be witnessed by you guys as well. We're landing!" Sorbet said.

***

After many interrogations, murders and genocide, the group found the dragon balls.

"Rise, Porunga!" Sorbet commanded.

Out from the Namekian dragon balls came Porunga, Shenron on steroids.

"I am the Eternal Dragon. State your wishes, and I shall grant them." Porunga said.

"Wishes? We get more than one wish?" Sorbet asked.

"Yes. Three in total." Porunga said.

"Great! We can do other things after Lord Frieza is back!" Tagoma said.

"I wish for Frieza! Bring him back to life!" Sorbet said.

Porunga didn't grant the wish.

He just stood there.

"Bring Frieza back to life!" Sorbet repeated.

...

"Are you deaf? You told us we could wish for anything!" Sorbet said.

"Of course it can be done, but his body was cut to pieces and obliterated many years ago." Porunga said.

***

"FRIEZAAAAAA!" Trunks yelled, swinging his sword down on Mecha Frieza.

He was cut in half!

Then into many more pieces before finally being blasted to smithereens.

***

"I cannot restore it. There is little point to restoring his soul to that form." Porunga said.

"What!? He would be in pieces? I haven't even considered that." Sorbet said.

"We have three wishes. Wish for Lord Frieza, wish to put him back together and finally wish him back to life!" Tagoma said.

"Huh? Dragon, can you will Frieza's remains here?" Sorbet asked.

"Very well." Porunga said, and his eyes glowed red.

Mecha Frieza's very few remains were brought there.

"Put him back together again, please!" Sorbet said.

"Very well." Porunga said, doing just that.

Frieza wasn't in a metal thing anymore, he was in his final form.

But dead.

"And finally, for our last wish, bring him back to life!" Sorbet said.

"As you wish." Porunga said, and did just that.

Frieza was back...

Porunga retreated back into the dragon balls, and they all flew up into the sky across Namek.

Frieza's eyes opened!

He sat up and looked around.

"Lord Frieza! You're back!" Sorbet said.

"What happened?" Frieza asked, inspecting his hands.

"We brought you back to life." Sorbet said.

"Extraordinary. Let's continue this back at the ship." Frieza said.

***

Frieza was back in his first form.

His armor was back, and the ship was in space.

"It appears that I've become a bit rusty." He said.

"It may take some time before I can exact my revenge." He added.

"Revenge?" Sorbet asked.

"You told me that Goku is dead, correct?" He asked.

"Yes, my lord." Sorbet said.

"But I know his son is still around. That brat killed me and took me back to hell! It makes sense that I exact revenge on those foolish monkeys!" Frieza said.

"It appears both his sons are still around. On a planet named Equestria." Sorbet said.

"Equestria, you say?" Frieza asked.

"It will take about four months to get there, my lord." Sorbet said.

"Perfect." Frieza said.

"B-But Lord Frieza... Shouldn't we prioritize making the universe-" Sorbet said before a death stare was on him.

Tagoma took the reigns from there.

"Pardon me if this sounds out of line, but wouldn't it be wiser to simply ignore the two Saiyans? I mean, they must be weaklings if they're still children." Tagoma said.

Frieza finger blasted Tagoma in the arm.

"Silence!" He yelled, finger blasting Tagoma even more.

He fell to his knees in pain.

"He is comparable to Zarbon and Dodoria, correct?" Frieza asked.

"It appears the Frieza Army has weakened during my brief absence." He said.

"Over a decade..." Sorbet muttered.

"How do you intend for the Frieza Army, the mightiest force in the universe, to continue to do their job when they cower at the thought of a few measly Saiyans!?" Frieza asked.

He finger blasted Tagoma in the knee.

Making him fall to the ground face first.

"L-Lord Frieza... Please forgive me...." Tagoma begged.

"Killing you immediately would bring me no entertainment. But as I have no need for weaklings, you may thus proceed to crawl on the floor like that for the rest of your days." Frieza said.

The other soldiers in the room were sweating bullets.

"L-Lord Frieza... The Saiyan, Son Gohan... It appears he has gone through massive changes." Sorbet said.

"Oh? Enlighten me. Who is that brat?" Frieza asked.

"He was part of thwarting your mission on Planet Namek." Sorbet said.

"And can he turn Super Saiyan as well?" Frieza asked.

"Well, yes. And our scouts reported that... Well, he has attained two transformations beyond that." Sorbet said.

Frieza laughed. "I had assumed so. Of course they'd be stronger. I simply need to become stronger, then." He said.

"This could been quite entertaining." He added.

"Entertaining, sir?" Sorbet asked.

"I haven't trained a day in my life. I am a natural born prodigy. Imagine how greatly my power level would skyrocket if I were to undergo training. If my estimations are correct, if I were to train hard for four months, I would be able to easily surpass those insects. I look forward to seeing the results in four months!" Frieza said, before laughing.

OHOHOHOHOHO!

***

Gohan and Goten were going home from school again.

"Bye you guys!" Pinkie said.

"Bye!" Gohan and Goten said.

"Don't forget tomorrow is prom!" Rarity said.

"Well, I know I'm not going." Goten said.

"I didn't even plan to go either. But I do now." Gohan said, going into the portal.

***

They were back in the pony world.

"Welcome back." Twilight said.

"Hm..." Gohan said, putting a hand to his chin.

"What's wrong?" Twilight asked.

"I don't know. I just really have a good feeling that something bad just happened." Gohan said.

"Whatever it is, I'm sure it's fine." Twilight said.

"Maybe... Oh well. Let's go home, Goten." Gohan said.

"Yay!" Goten said.

Author's Notes:

As it turns out, I was able to make this one. Expect the next one tomorrow. Or in the morning, I don't know. It's really late. Oh, and, no Golden Frieza.